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A Modest Proposal
By : AtariWings
Category: InuYasha > General
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Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha, nor make money from this story.
Chapter List
- 1-Setting of Settings
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My first shot at this sorta thing, so yeah. Be gentle on my
poor soul. Disclaimer: I don’t own InuYasha as a story, nor the characters. All
I own is a twisted mind and some perverse fantasies put to paper. Or digital
paper. You get my drift. ~__^

Notes: things in Itallics are either thoughts or
soliloquies by certain characters. You’ll know. It’s not bad.
I have Sango calling Miroku by his actual name, not to
mimic the dub, but because at this point, they’re married and I figure she
should start using his real name if that’s the case. That’s just me. X__x
This is an actual story with limey good-ness thrown in. So
the kinky stuff won’t come in right away, but soon enough. I’ll let you know.
Haha.

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Do you ever get that feeling inside… you know, when
something’s not right, whether you know it or not, and you can’t sleep, eat,
think… you just can’t do anything normally. It drives you insane, makes you
sick. That sort of feeling?

I guess after defeating Naraku, the only thing I could
think was… what now? Do I go back and stay there? Or am I allowed to keep coming
here? The days passed, and that feeling loomed over me like rain clouds that
just won’t go away. It was driving me crazy, really. Eventually, though, I got
over it. Nothing seemed to point in that direction. That I would be banished
from the past. Maybe I was still needed? Maybe fate just let me go? Whatever the
reason, I continued to go back and forth between the past and my own time.

It’s been three years since I first went through that
well. Three long years. So much has happened. I guess to fill you in, after
defeating Naraku, we decided to help Sango start up the exterminator village
again. We recruited some able fighters, ourselves included, and trained under
her. Things are going well so far. The first group of “graduates” are
approaching their initiation as professional Taiji-oku. Preperation for the
ceremony is in full swing. Today’s the last day before everyone goes on “break.”
Basically, a week to go home and grab whoever they want to come and celebrate.
I’m looking forward to some resting time, actually.

That brings me to where I am now…

Kagome laid on her stomach, one hand supporting her head
and the other running across countless words in the book in front of her. Her
hair was tied back in a messy bun-ponytail hybrid and she was still in her
pajamas, consisting of a baggy t-shirt and a pair of old boxers. Ever since
becoming an exterminator like Sango, she had been borrowing tons of books from
the library to found out what she could about Miko abilities. She wanted to be
stronger, both in her powers and physically. Inuyasha teased her often about
being useless, and even though she knew it was only lighthearted banter, it
still struck a chord with her. So she pretty much locked herself up in the small
hut reading day in and day out, much to the annoyance of her companion.

The walls of her little “home” were covered with pictures,
scribbles, and other commodities she liked to paste up randomly. Her newest
obsession was a little instant camera that popped out pictures and small sticker
photos. She stocked up on those last time she went to her real home, 500 years
later than where she was now, too took snapshots of her friends whenever she
could. These were her decorations and made her feel extremely comfortable in
what should have been an unfamiliar place. Also adding to the comfort was the
presence and scent of a certain hanyou who sometimes spent time there, when he
was bored or it was a little too cold out. That’s what he claimed, at least.

Her concentration broke by a familiar and somewhat horse
shfromfrom outside.

“Oi, Kagome.” She sighed.
“What is it now?” She lifted her head to the doorway where
InuYasha poked his head in, ears twitching slightly. He looked around before his
eyes dropped on her.
“If you haven’t noticed, it’s way past noon and you’re
still in here.”
“Well, if YOU haven’t noticed, I’m TRYING to better my
abilities to help fight yokai. And I might have been done by now if you wouldn’t
keep interrupting.” At this, her friend put on his usual defiant face and let
out a hearty “keh” before plopping himself down beside her and looking around
the room again. As many times as he had been there, he never seemed to get bored
of the cluttered décor. He himself had his hair tied back, along with his
sleeves rolled up. Much to the surprise of pretty much everyone in the village,
he was actually pitching in some manpower to setting up the place.

Along with Miroku, Sango, and Kagome, he too had become
part of the exterminator tribe. To him, it was more like they pretty much were
and it was just a matter of putting a name to the job they already had. He was
the only one who didn’t wear a uniform, though. He felt silly in tight clothes.

“You know, you should go outside. There’s this thing called
sunlight. It can be really nice this time of year,” he spat out. His reply was a
smack in the face with a pillow. “What was that for?”
“Don’t patronize me.” Kagome’s eyes were glued to her book.
He was starting to get annoyed, pacing around the room and staring at her when
he got the chance. She knew it, too, and couldn’t help but smile inwardly to
herself. He reminded her of a restless puppy trying to catch the attention of
it’s owner. She wondered if she continued to ignore him, if he would start
whimpering.

“Kagome-chan, InuYasha?” The two turned their heads to the
door and in popped Sango with a rustled piece of paper in her hand.

“Sango-chan, what’s up?”
“We got a letter, today. A request to exterminate at a
small village not too far from Kaede-sama’s.
“Oh, really?” Kagome couldn’t help but show a little bit of
contempt at the news. She was looking forward to some time off from all the
rigorous training she was put through and had to help the others with. But a job
was a job…
“Yes. We’ll leave tomorrow morning, if that’s alright with
you. It’ll just be the old gang.”
“Alright, sounds good.” For some reason, hearing Sango say
“the old gang” made it feel a little better. Just like old times, back when they
all first joined up. Since then, they were a tight knit group, almost like a
pack.

Sango headed out of the hut and Kagome let out a sigh. “It
never ends…” She noticed InuYasha’s face looking a little more intent than
usual. “Inuyasha?”
“Hmm?”
“What’s the matter?”
“Nothing. I’m just thinking…”
“About?”
“Well…” He glanced at her out of the corner of his eye.

“I want ramen.”

She fell over instantly and stared at the wood floor.
What… a dolt….

~*~*~*~*~

“Sekei-dono, you called?” Yumiko, a pretty young girl who
served under the generous Sekei, stood in the hallway just outside the room of
her master.
“Yes, I want you all to make accommodations for a group of
about six or seven.” Inside the room, an odd-looking old man sat hunched over in
front of a set of small figurines. Across from him another old creature sat
wide-eyed and spacey.
“Oh? May I ask for whom?”
“Yokai Taiji-oku. They’re coming sometime this week.”
“Exterminators?” Yumiko blinked a few times. “Wait, we
don’t have…”
“I know, I know. Just do it, ok?”
“Um… yes sir…” The confused girl took off down the hallway
to relay orders to the other servants.

Back in the room…

“Are you sure this is going to work?” questioned the guest.
“Oh, Totosai, don’t lose anymore of your hairs. Of course
this is going to work. Because I have THIS!” He produced a small bottle from his
robe. Totosai just stared at it. On his shoulder sat a small flea demon looking
rather nervous.
“Sake?”
“Even better…” Myoga examined the bottle closely and then a
sudden and shocking realization came over him.
“No! It can’t be!”
“Oh, but it is my little blood-sucking friend. The best
aphrodisiacs imported from the mainland! No one, not demon, not human, not
hanyou, can resist the power!!”
Totosai sweatdropped.
“Sekei, you are one twisted being, you know that?”
The man just laughed.

And laughed.

And laughed some more.

“Upon their arrival… let the games BEGIN!”

And then he laughed again.

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A/N: Ok. I think this first chapter was way too serious,
but we all know that first chapters are important to get the point across. So
yes, here is the point. Some crazy old man with Chinese aphrodisiacs is plotting
some interesting developments for the gang. I heard Chinese aphrodisiacs are
potent.
Anyway, I think the madness shall ensue sooner than I
originally planned. Lucky for you, eh? ~__^ Chapter two soon!
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A Modest Proposal