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He's My Girl by Karaumea and Ai Kisugi

Karaumea's Notes: I know
similar stories have been written before, but I'll try to keep it interesting
and fun until the end. I believe it is a challenge to write a story that is not
very original, but still manage to make people read it. But, honestly, I'm
writing this just for the fun of it. I can't stop laughing at the scenes that
popped into my head when I first thought of this story, and I sincerely hope
that you will have as much fun reading it as I do while writing. Finally, let
me tell you that the real fun will begin in the following chapters.
Ai Kisugi's Notes: I
wanted to mention that this story is simply a sexy, comedy. It's not a serious
piece. Karaumea and I are writing this story to simply to blow off some steam
from writing Karaumea's angst filled 'Heartless' or my drama, 'A Grudging
Loss'. If you are looking for a serious piece, check out those stories instead.
If you're looking for a laugh--then keep reading.
Enjoy!

"Talking"
Thinking

Chapter 1: I Wish I Had a Daughter...
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This chapter has strong language. Please do
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In the generously furnished living room of the Takahashi mansion,
two middle-aged couples waited anxiously. Mrs. Takahashi and Mrs. Ookami sat
silently on the white leather couch, waiting patiently. Meanwhile, their
husbands preferred to pace the room. Every once in a while, one of the two men
would cry out in anger--only to be silenced by the women.

Apparently, it was now Mr. Takahashi's turn. "Just what the
hell could they have possibly done this time?!"

"Dear, please calm down. Sesshoumaru will be here any moment
now. Perhaps it's not as bad as you think," reassured Mrs. Takahashi as she
tried to reason with him. She might have looked calm and collected, but inside,
she was fuming almost as much as her husband. She was trying to hold on to the
smallest amount of hope that her precious son had not done anything wrong. Was
her step son, Sesshoumaru, exaggerating when he asked for this urgent meeting?
He told her that it was about the boys. She hoped against hope that for just
this once her dear Inuyasha was innocent.

"No, Izayoi! I will not calm down! You and I both know our
son! Have you forgotten what they did the last time?! If it is anything like
that, I swear I'm going to kill..."

He was cut short by Mrs. Takahashi's angry voice, "Taisho!
Don't you dare finish that sentence!"

Of course, she couldn't forget what happened the last time
the boys got into trouble. How could any of them forget? They had been caught
with drugs in the men's restroom at the last high school they had been
attending. Just like every time, they had been saved from being charged, thanks
to their fathers' money and power. However, even the loaded donation their
fathers had offered could not rescue them from being expelled. The school had
been a respected one, only accepting the children of well-endowed families, or
the exceptionally bright ones. She had hoped that the rather peaceful
environment of the school would help her aggressive and irresponsible son to
improve himself. It seemed that, contrary to her expectations, Inuyasha had
ruined the school's atmosphere. The same could be said for Kouga. The Ookamis
had been called several times by the headmaster because the womanizing wolf
demon had been caught in scandalous circumstances with several different girls
while at school. As a result, the drug incident had been the last straw. That
was three months ago. Since then, they couldn't find another school that would
accept their notorious boys.

She sighed, getting irritated by her husband's insistent
pacing. Sending him a self-reproving glare, she turned her head to see her long
awaited stepson enter the living room.

"Thank God, Sesshoumaru! What happened?" inquired Izayoi.

"Relax." Slowly walking into the room, he gestured for the
angry fathers to sit down. "Please, gentlemen, take a seat." Sitting on an
armchair himself, he looked from one face to another and sighed before talking.
"I guess you must have realized the boys were out late all this week?"

Mr. Takahashi snorted at that. "So? They're always out
late."

"Well, I've learned that they have been going to the big
casino on the outskirts of the city. The Jewel?"

Mr Ookami's eyes widened hearing the casino's name. "I know
that one. It's owned by Naraku, the notorious mob boss."

"Oh, shit!" Mr. Takahashi would have continued his swearing,
if his wife had not smacked his arm.

Turning to Sesshoumaru, she asked, "I don't understand.
They're only seventeen. How could they get into a casino?"

Sesshoumaru did not even blink before responding, "Fake
ID's... but that's the least of our problems."

"I would think so. Tell us, Sesshoumaru, and make it quick.
I don't have enough patience left," stormed Inutaisho.

Seeing the thunders in his father's eyes, he knew it was a
matter of time before he snapped and destroyed half of the house. Not wanting
to take his anger upon himself, he dived into the topic. "Tonight, I've
received a call from Naraku himself. Obviously, he caught Kouga in bed with his
daughter a few hours ago."

"Dammit! That's Kouga for you," said Mr. Ookami. He did not
look any better than his old friend. "When will this stupid boy ever learn to
keep his dick in his pants?!"

"That's not all. Naraku said he would have stopped with
giving Kouga a good beating. He wanted Koga to learn to not mess with his
daughter. However, when he sent his men to throw Kouga out and to give him a
lesson... that's where Inuyasha comes into the picture..."

Mrs. Takahashi gasped hearing that. "Oh, no... he didn't..."

"Unfortunately, he did. He said Inuyasha had beaten up half
of his security, causing great damage to the casino."

Mr. Takahashi jumped to his feet and stalked towards the
window. After a few seconds, he turned back to face the rest of the group, his
eyes almost red from his anger. "That baka! I'm going to kill him!"

Snorting, Sesshoumaru chose that moment to let them know the
most important part of the information he had. "Get in the line, father. Naraku
claimed that right first."

All four heads snapped in his direction, their mouths
opening at the same time to cry out exactly the same word. "What?!"

As if he was talking about the weather, Sesshoumaru leaned
back in his seat and explained in a very calm voice. "Well, he said he was
going to kill them both for tainting his reputation."

Her eyes wide, Mrs. Takahashi turned to her husband, and
asked the one question which everyone in the room wanted to know the answer,
"What shall we do now?"

Closing his eyes, Mr. Takahashi turned his back to the
group. After a few seconds, he sighed, and looked back at his wife over his
shoulder, before quietly adding, "Nothing."

Mrs. Takahashi knitted her brows as if she did not
understand what he just said. "What?"

"We won't do anything this time. Let the bastards clean up
their own mess. I'm fed up with this." He sounded so tired that Mrs. Takahashi
thought that for the first time in his long life, the great dog demon showed
his age.

It seemed that Mr. Ookami was no different from her husband
in that aspect. "I think you're right, my friend. We protected them every time
they did something bad, and look where we are now. It's obvious that they won't
learn anything as long as they know they can depend on us. If they are ever
going to grow up, then they need a harsh lesson."

Both men looked at the women before Mr. Takahashi asked his
wife, "You won't object?"

To his surprise, Mrs. Takahashi shook her head. "No. You're
right. Although I'm not comfortable with the idea that a dangerous mob boss is
chasing my son, I don't think we will be helping them if we intrude. What will
happen if a time comes when we won't be there to save them? They really have a
lot to learn in order to become good men."

Nodding, Mrs. Ookami voiced her approval, "I agree, but we
can't just leave them completely unprotected, can we? I mean, it's their lives
we're talking about. What if Naraku does what he says? We should find a way to
secure the safety of their lives. I don't know... put them on a deserted island?"

Despite their taut nerves, everyone laughed at Mrs. Ookami's
last words. After their laughter finally subsided, Mrs. Takahashi picked up the
conversation, "She's right, you know... We must find a way to hide them, but they
should not be happy about it. So the island idea is not what we're looking for.
I'm sure Kouga would find a mermaid to fool around with, and Inuyasha would
fight with sharks if he can't find anything else."

The group fell silent for a few minutes, thinking about a
way that would work well for their purposes. Not coming up with anything, Mrs.
Takahashi sighed tiredly. "Gods, I honestly wish I had a daughter instead of a
son."

Mrs. Ookami gave her old friend a small smile before
commiserating, "Agreed. Girls aren't nearly as much trouble."

Sesshoumaru, who had been a silent observer for the last ten
minutes, looked at the two women, a strange glint in his eyes, and smirked
evilly before asking, "What did you just say?"

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Two sports cars stopped nose to nose on the deserted
outskirts of Tokyo. A young man jumped out of the midnight blue Porsche 911
GT2. He was wearing baggy blue jeans and a white t-shirt. His long black hair
tied in a high ponytail. Meanwhile, the driver of the silver Ferrari F430
Spider leaped out of his seat at the same time. His black clad body could not
be seen in the darkness. Moonlight only revealed his silver-white hair.

"I'm fucked!" shouted the two boys at the same time.

"What?!" yelled the troublemakers in perfect
synchronization.

"Dude, I'm officially dead! Dad just kicked me out, and told
me to go fuck myself!" bellowed the black haired boy before kicking the tire of
his car. Turning to his friend, he plunged his hand to his back pocket, and
took out his wallet before throwing it on the ground with anger. "My credit
cards do not work! Man, I'm totally, completely, screwed!"

"Keh! Same here, buddy. My old man did almost exactly the
same thing. Even mom did not stop him!" Raking his hand through his silver
hair, the boy in black started pacing back and forth, before he stopped and
turned his golden eyes to his friend. "This is your fault, you know that, you
dick-head? Did you have to fuck his daughter?"

The other boy's blue eyes widened at his friend's
accusation. "My fault? MY FAULT?" The silver-haired boy winced at the high
volume of his friend's voice. The dog ears on top his head hiding among his
unruly hair, but the enraged wolf demon did not stop his tirade, poking the
hanyou in the chest as he accused, "Did you just have to go and kick the shit
out of those men and destroy half of his casino, dog-turd?!"

They glared at each other for a few seconds before smirking
at the same time.

"Hell, yeah!" they shouted in exaltation as they high-fived
each other.

Laughing, they sat on the hoods of their respective cars
before Kouga sighed and continued, "Man, that was a piece of ass I would do
anything just to get a taste of, you know."

Inuyasha rolled his eyes at his friend before crossing his
arms on his chest, his black shirt becoming taut under the strain of his
biceps. "She was alright, I guess. But you have the worst timing as always. Do
you know that? I was fucking winning, man! I was on a roll! And what do I see?"
Uncrossing his arms, he put one hand on the hood of his car, while he gestured
to his friend's lounging form with the other, before letting it fall to his
side. "A shirtless Kouga running out of the elevator with Naraku's henchmen in his
tail... Now how could I resist that?" He pointed his index finger at the wolf
demon, his brows knitted in seriousness. "You owe me, buddy. I left all my
fucking money on that damned table because of you." He crossed his arms again,
and lifting his head to the sky, shouted at the heavens, "And now I don't have
a fucking cent in my pockets, and my fucking cards won't work either!"

Following that blow out, both friends stayed silent for a
few minutes, each contemplating their situation in their heads. Sighing, Kouga
decided to end the silence. "So... what do we do now?"

"Keh! No parents, no home, no money... What is left?"

The look Inuyasha sent him left no suspicion in Kouga's
mind. "Oh, shit! Do you think he'll help?" asked Kouga.

Rolling his eyes, the silver-haired boy took his cell phone
from his back pocket. "There's only one way to learn," responded the hanyou.
After dialing the number labeled as 'Bastard' on his contact list, he waited to
hear the dreaded voice of his older half-brother.

"If you haven't noticed, it's three in the morning, Inubaka.
Some of us have to get up in the morning."

"Yeah, yeah... Can it Sessh, okay? I need your help."

He heard Sesshoumaru sigh on the other end of the line. "I
know."

"You do?" What the
hell?! How did he hear about it so quick?!

"I think I just said that," responded his older brother
morosely.

"Man, is there anyone left in this fucking city that doesn't
know what just happened to us?!"

"Stop whining, pup. I'll help you out this time."

He will? Damn... this
must be my day... "O-okay. We're coming over."

"No, you are not. You'll meet me in my office tomorrow at 2
pm. Until then, I don't want to see your face."

"Tomorrow?! What the hell are we supposed to do until then?
Where can we sleep, asshole?"

"I thought you still had your car. Use it."

Seeing that Sesshoumaru already hung up on him before he
could snap back a witty comment, he put the phone in his pocket, and laid back
on the hood of his car. "Bastard."

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Shortly before 2PM, the two boys exited the elevator on the
top floor of the skyscraper of the Takahashi building. Immediately in front of
them was a lovely young woman sitting by the large desk in front of
Sesshoumaru's office.

"Hey there, Ayako. What's up?" asked the silver-haired
teenager.

Looking up from the plasma monitor, the young woman with
square-rimmed glasses smiled at Inuyasha. "Hi, Inuyasha! What are you doing
here? Or should I say... what did you do this time?"

After the rather uncomfortable night he had spent in his
car, Inuyasha was not in the mood to put up with her jokes like he usually did.
"Is he in?"

Understanding the young man's bad mood, Ayako nodded her
head. Her smile never left her face. "Yes, he is waiting for you."

Without thanking his brother's secretary, he made his way
toward the door, already impatient to be done with this meeting. However, after
a few steps, he felt as if something was missing. Turning around, he realized
what it was.

Kouga, the wolf that he was, was sitting on her desk
flirting with Ayako. Correction... Kouga was reclining on her desk with a
lecherous smile on his face. It was a look that girls found charming and the
very same look that Inuyasha found annoying. Shaking his head, he walked
towards the oblivious wolf demon, and smacked the back of his head before
whispering loudly.

"Do you think he would still help us if you fucked his
secretary, asshole?"

Sighing, Kouga stood up, and followed him towards the door
after sending the secretary a flying kiss.

They got in the expensively furnished office, to see
Sesshoumaru sitting by his desk, his eyes glued to the screen of his computer.
He did not even look at them as he stated, "Have a seat, gentlemen."

When the two boys were comfortably seated on the black leather
couch in the middle of the large office, he finally turned to face them, his
eyes burning with anger. "Do you two idiots know how much trouble you are in
this time?"

Being used to his brother's hostile attitude, Inuyasha just
rolled his eyes at his outburst. "Hey, we know that, okay? We just need to get
away for a little while... until all of this is forgotten."

"Are you really that stupid, Inuyasha? Sometimes I can't
believe that we are actually related."

Now, here he was, trying to be civil and all, and what did
he get in return? "What the hell is your problem, bastard?!"

"My problem, idiot, is that you two are not aware that you
are buried up to your damned necks in shit! Do you honestly think that someone
like Naraku would give up on chasing you, after you ruined his reputation with
that stunt you pulled back there?!" Standing up, the older man walked towards
the little bar on the back of his office, and turned back to stand in front of
the two stunned boys after getting himself a drink. "Let me answer that for
you. No. He personally let me know that he wants both of you dead. Literally."

It was funny indeed... how their eyes got so wide at the same
time. Trying hard to stop the grin that threatened to surface on his normally
stoic face, Sesshoumaru turned his back to the two idiots, and opted to watch
the magnificent view of western Tokyo from his panoramic window. He couldn't
keep the grin off of his face when he heard his brother whisper, "Shit."

"That's what I said. You're drowning in your own shit, you
morons."

"How will you help us?" Now that was unfair. Even
Sesshoumaru felt bad hearing the defeated voice of his rebellious brother.

"There is only one way. He would know the instant you left
the country, so running away is not an option. You'll hide."

"Hide? Hide where?" It was Kouga this time. Looking over his
shoulder, Sesshoumaru saw that his younger brother seemed as confused as his
friend sounded. Smirking, he turned to face them. Oh, this was going to be so much fun...

"Nowhere. You'll be in front of everyone, but you'll be
hidden at the same time."

"I don't get it," responded Inuyasha in confusion.

"I suppose you wouldn't. It's simple though. Stand up."

As the two boys stood up looking at each other with
questioning eyes, he took the two objects he had gone through much trouble to
obtain in such a short time.

"What are these? Bracelets?" Seeing the bracelets he held in
his hand, Inuyasha reached to take them from him, only to have his hand slapped
by his irritated older brother.

"They are your brand new concealment charms our old friend
Totosai made upon my request."

"Concealment charms?" Being the smartest one among the two,
Inuyasha's face brightened with understanding. "Man, this is freaking awesome!
So we won't need to hide at all!"

"You can say that, I suppose. Those magical bracelets will
conceal your appearance as well as your scents and voices. Trust me, no one
will be able to recognize you--not even your mothers."

"Sessh, you fucking rock man!" Too excited by the idea,
Kouga tried to give a high five to the stoic businessman. However, his hand
only grasped air under Sesshoumaru's bored gaze.

"I know," answered Sesshoumaru flatly. "Now I will put these
on you. You won't be taking them off for a long time after today. So, get used
to wearing these bracelets." As he put the bracelets on their wrists, he took a
step back, a strange light in his eyes, and an even stranger--a scary grin
on his face. "Besides, you couldn't take them off even if you wanted to, for
only the one that puts it on can take it off. Which, in this case, happens to
be me."

"Thanks man." Hearing his brother talk, Sesshoumaru's smile
even widened, which was followed by Inuyasha's outburst, "What the fuck?! What
happened to my voice?!"

Too busy with his own bracelet, Kouga put in his own two
cents before looking up. "Yeah, man. Why does Inuyasha sound like a..." His eyes
widening at the sound of his own voice, the wolf demon looked up to his friend
only to see him looking back at him with equally wide eyes. They opened and
closed their mouths with no words coming out, before shouting at the same time.

"Like a GIRL?!"

Just then, the secretary's voice was heard on the speaker.
"Mr. Takahashi, your 2:15 pm appointment is here."

"Great. Send him in." Paying no heed to the bewildered
states of the boys, Sesshoumaru walked towards the door to meet the newcomer.

The boys opened their mouths to let the businessman know
whatever curses were going through their minds for this cruel joke, but were
cut short at the sight of the person that entered the room. It was the one
person they were trying to avoid.

"Welcome, Naraku." After nodding politely to the man,
Sesshoumaru walked him to the armchair in front of his desk. "Please, have a
seat."

Sitting down on his own chair behind his desk, he turned to
Naraku. He gazed out of the corner of his eye at the boys-turned-girls standing
by the couch, their mouths agape. Payback
time, Inuyasha...

"Oh, please excuse my manners. Naraku, this is my sister,
Shaya. And this lovely lady is her best friend, Kori."

Turning his head towards the other occupants of the room,
Naraku looked them up and down, his distaste apparent on his face. "Your sister
has a peculiar sense of fashion."

Sesshoumaru looked at up and down at his little brother-turned-sister,
before adding his own comment. His eyes were shining with mirth, and a stupid
grin that did not sit well with his character, plastered on his face. "She
does, indeed... Well, luckily she's not the reason I asked to meet you."

"Yes, luckily for me. However, I can't say the same for your
brother," remarked Naraku.

"Are you sure you want to kill him? I mean, I wouldn't think
he would be worth the trouble."

"Well, I do, and I'll keep my word. Is that a problem for
you, Sesshoumaru?"

Leaning back on his chair, Sesshoumaru shook his head,
before sending a fleeting look at his 'sister'. Shaya was sitting on the couch
with her jaw clenched as if she was trying to keep expletives from flowing out
of her mouth.

"Definitely not. Do as you wish, for I agree that he went
too far this time."

Smirking at the response he got from the dog demon, Naraku
relaxed in his seat. "That's good to hear, for I would hate to terminate our
business relations."

Before Sesshoumaru could express his agreement, Ayako's voice
was heard from the speaker once more. "Mr. Takahashi, your next appointment is
here."

"Send her in, Ayako." Turning to Naraku, he apologized for
the double booking of his appointments, saying that his secretary was forgetful
these days, before an old lady walked into the office.

Standing up, he greeted the old woman. "Welcome, Ms. Kaede.
I really appreciate you coming here."

"Oh, please Mr. Takahashi. I'm honored that you chose to see
me in the first place."

He walked the old woman to the armchair across from the one
Naraku was seated in. Seeing the old woman, Naraku stood up and bowed politely.
"Ms. Kaede... What a surprise! I wouldn't expect to see you here in a million
years."

"Well, I wouldn't be here, if Mr. Takahashi had not invited
me to meet with our new students."

"New students?" Naraku asked, before his eyes landed on the
two girls standing nervously by the couch. "Oh, I see. You girls are very
lucky. Ms. Kaede here runs the best school around here. My daughter, Kagura, is
one of her students, and cannot stop but talk about how happy she is to be in
this school whenever she comes home."

Inuyasha's jaw was still clenched, causing Sesshoumaru
wonder if his fangs were still intact, but Kouga finally found his voice to
utter a weak, "W-what?"

"Ms. Kaede. Thank you for coming all this way on such a
short notice to get the girls. I would drop them myself, but you know how it
is... this is the busiest time of the year."

"Oh, please Mr. Takahashi. I'm honored that such well known
families are interested in our school. I'm sure your sister and Ms. Ookami will
be pleased to be among us."

"Shaya, Kori... This is Ms. Kaede, the headmistress of the
'Shikon All Girls Boarding School'. She will take you to your new school... or
should I say, new home?"

Not realizing the horrified looks on the girls' faces, Kaede
smiled at Sesshoumaru's comment. "Oh, definitely. We always try our best to
make our girls feel at home. After all, we're nothing but a big family."

Only after she was finished talking did Kaede turn to examine
her new students for the first time. The headmistress swallowed a nervous frown
as she tried to smile widely at her new charges. "Oh, my! Such lovely girls!
I'm sure you'll make lots of friends in a short time." Still oblivious to the
teenagers' shock, she stood up, and turned to face the two businessmen. "Now if
you'll excuse us, Mr. Takahashi, Mr. Naraku, we have to get back to the school.
As you might know, we have a long way to go."

"Of course, Ms. Kaede. Thank you again, for coming here. And
girls, your clothes and other stuff had been sent to your new rooms already.
So, don't worry about that. And, let me get these..." Under their confused looks,
Sesshoumaru took the brand new girls' keys from their pockets. "You won't need
these after all." He winked at them before adding, "We'll stay in touch." With
that he shoved them out the door after Ms. Kaede, and closed the door on their
terrified faces.

Outside, the boys looked at each other, and swearing under
their breath, turned to follow the headmistress.

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