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There Has to be Some Limits!	By : InuHanyouNikkie Category: InuYasha > Het - Male/Female > InuYasha/Kagome Views: 2171 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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There Has to be Some Limits! Fuller Version
Prompt: Anything for Love…. but not that
Title: There Has to be Some Limits! Fuller Version
Author: Inu Hanyou Nikkie
Rating: M
Genre: Angst/WAFF/Comedy/Drama/.
Universe: AU and Canon
Word Count: Fuller version
Summary: a series of scenarios in which there just has to be some limitation to proving love and asking of your loved one.
Warnings: Crack-y situations created from an Insomniac mind.... InuYasha’s perchance to the Foot-in-Mouth disease, Lecherous Miroku, implied violence. LANGUAGE: InuYasha’s mouth goes into overdrive. Frightening scenes. Eye Hemorrhaging.
A/N: A ficlet made up of little ficlets! I apologize for the weirdness of the tales... and if I missed any warnings..
A/N 2: I really should try getting some sleep. *blushes* And maybe not eat that strawberry yogurt for a while... I wish I could remember that Sympathy suit's real name. I can only recall it from a a documentary show in which expecting couples who have some problems go to a therapist who helps them by getting the husbands to go through what their wives are going through.
A/N 3: (1)Chandelier comment is a scene from my Loin King Series (not yet posted). (2)refers to the kinky fetishes compliants of the french inn/bar maids of Allo-Allo a British comedy.
Disclaimer: I do not own nor make any monies off of Inuyasha and the gang. No, that pleasure completely belongs to the Goddess Rumiko Takahashi, Shounen Sunday, VIZ. I am only using them for pure entertainment value only.
Nor do I own or make any monies off the books listed/mentioned in the story. I do own one book which is inspiration for a series I am writing.

There Has to be Some Limits!

1
It was their 4th anniversary when Kagome chirped out this imbecilic ‘idea’ to spend summer at a Nudist Resort. To strengthen their bonds/stoke up some new fires in their sex life was what she said. InuYasha was stubborn in his refusal… First, they had no problems with their sex life. Not with how kinky they both were. They would take turns who was the Dom partner and InuYasha though he’d never say it outloud loved when Kagome put his spiked and studded dog collar on and attached the leash.
InuYasha and Kagome had picked up copies of Laura Corn’s books: 101 Nights of Grrreat Sex Seductions, 101 Sexy Dares, 101 Nights of Grrreat Romance, 52 Grrreat Invitations to Sex, 101 Grrreat Quickies, and The Great American Sex Diet while Miroku gave them the Nerve book Positions of the Day. Which InuYasha took as a challenge to do as many as those positions as he can to brag to Miroku about.
Like the ‘chandelier’ position in the hotel lobby without getting caught. Thank God for hanyou super strength! And Triple thank god for the installation of the chandelier to be that of industrial strength!(1)
They didn’t use these books on a regular basis but ever so often when they were in the mood for a special treat.
They had enough fire and spice in their sex to effectively break four box springs/mattress sets and bed frames… on their fifth. Put a crack in the wall straight to the ceiling. Wear out several Adult swings and go through many pairs of handcuffs and double the number in cock rings. And they won’t mention the wet celery, feather duster and flying helmet play-time…(2)
And the biggest, abso-fucking-lutely Reason numero Uno was: No one was going to see HIS wife like that but him!! At least that was part of his main reason. Vocal reason, that is.

Honestly, he didn’t want some skin-sagging-seriously, gummy old geezer coming up next to him as he sat on a park bench or on the beach and prop up his one leg placing his mouthy Geezer-John-Hanger and constant silent buddies of Hairy-Leftie and Scary-Rightie wrestling in front of his nose making him go cross-eyed. Or to see the swinging, sagging trio react to whatever the geezer would gab about.
InuYasha shuddered violently, whimpering at the thoughts of the pale, heavy trio flapping, no, bouncing up and down with the geezer’s belly laughter and coming wayyyyy too close to smacking him in his face. Or fucking worse!! Be incontinent!!

That is, until he saw the brochure that Kagome had picked up for the place she wanted to spend the summer at one day while enduring her pestering.
“Hey! Kikyou went to work there! Haven’t seen her in ages…” InuYasha cheerily said picking up the brochure. Sitting down in a chair, he started to read up on it with an enthusiasm that sent chills down his wife’s spine.
Kagome, her face draining of colour before reversing and filling with a brilliant hue of red, decided their bond was more than powerful enough and didn’t want her perceived rival, his ex-girlfriend, for her husband’s heart and body seeing him in all his naked glory.

2

Kagome loved this one particular show. She subscribed to the E-magazine, collected the books. In fact, it had helped her out so many times in the Sengoku Jidai.
And then when she happened to glance up at her jii-chan’s newspaper; she saw the greatest news. It was coming to her hometown! And she could go!
She knew that she didn’t want to be a watcher; no, she wanted to try her hand at the Amateur Division and there was only one person who could help her… InuYasha.
When she told him about her request, her eyes doing the puppy-look that he couldn’t resist, he looked cutely confused … until he saw the picture and read the text. Then he went into screaming-sulking mode.
“I ain’t fucking entering no fucking Best in Fucking Show crap!! No fucking way!!”
He shook the paper in his rage, claws rendering the flimsy material easily. A section fluttered to the ground between them and deathly silence suddenly happened between them. There on the ground was a picture of a man standing behind a dog. To InuYasha’s incredible eyesight he saw the man’s hands on the dog’s ass/tail and between the dog’s legs.
Kagome instinctively took a step back when the feral growling burst free from the hanyou’s chest. Its sonic powers subtly shaking the floor, her body, walls and the furniture. His ears pinned straight back, fangs completely bared and his eyes flashing blood-red as he slowly turned his gaze back up at Kagome. She gulped nervously and gave an uneasy giggle before bracing herself for the Winds of Wrath to come in the form of Hurricane InuYasha.
She wasn’t disappointed.
“THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY I AM GOING TO FUCKING STAND THERE WITH SOME FUCKING SMILE ON MY FACE WHILE SOME FUCKING BASTARD, PROBABLY FUCKING REIN-FUCKING-CARNATED JAKOUTSU- THAT BASTARD - FUCKING FEELS UP MY FUCKING ASS AND FUCKING REACHES BETWEEN MY FUCKING LEGS TO FUCKING USE MY FUCKING BALLS AS HIS FUCKING SQUEEZE TOYS!!!!!!”
The intensity of his insult making Kagome lean backwards as her hair was whipped back straight behind her. Her eyes squinting tightly as tears ran from the force of the wind.

3

Kagome was pregnant and InuYasha was even cockier than usual from this fact. He had always wanted a family but feared it would never happen to a hanyou like him.
He had been used by so many women for his name and the several dollar signs attached to it, the most recent was one who did his heart the most damage. Her name was Kikyou. A rather unemotional responding and yet marble-like beautiful woman. She seemed to have her looks carved from marble or ice not a flaw to be seen. InuYasha had wondered how a woman like her so in control and collected came to care for him. She told him that she wanted to take it slow in their relationship. She wanted to be married before she gave him her virginity.
He was completely besotted and enthralled with the supermodel quality embodiment of Woman beside him that he never took note of her small-to-start little ‘comments’ about his behaviour.
To please keep quiet. (when he wanted to talk.)
Don’t speak. (When she was receiving praises at conventions.)
Not now. (When something was bothering him.)
Please use all the utensils before you. (fries are finger food.)
If you need to ‘burp’ please excuse yourself and go to the bathroom. (after he, his brother Sesshoumaru and his friends all had an intense belching contest)
No violence in my presence please, I am a Lady. (When he was furious over a degrading comment.)
Please be on time.
Now your friends are too childish for you to be hanging around. You want to be a man don’t you, not a little boy who needs his mommy still… (He lost several friends from this.)
Oh, please InuYasha… you can visit her in the hospital whenever you like – later in the week. I have an important dinner today to go to and I need you to help me pick out a dress for it. You mustn’t let the past drag you down. And put those flowers in my Chartreuse Vase over there so they won’t be wasted. (When his mother went in for a very hard flu.)

It was only when she made the comment that he would become human once and for all instead suffering looking like a beast all the time to her friends while they laughed over him. She even slapped her leg and giggled with mirth that he ate up her lies about taking it slowly, waiting for marriage when she was no longer a virgin many times over and how Bankotsu was keeping her a very happy woman until they could get their hands on InuYasha’s trillions. ‘After all the mindless beast hasn’t a clue what to do with all that money anyways.’
When Kikyou got home to their apartment that night, she found the locks and phone number had been changed, her property and clothing all neatly boxed and labeled with a note attached addressed to her. It came with a legal stamp, written and notarized by the biggest law firm in the country stating that their relationship was now over due to mental abuse, premeditated plans to use InuYasha for ill-gotten gains and for slander. Any and all attempts to contact the client, InuYasha, would be met with swift and harsh legal action, up to and including incarceration. It also stated that a moving company would be arriving within 20 minutes to take all her possessions to her family’s home for storage until she was able to get herself a new place to live. If she was not gone from the premise in 30mintues then she would be trespassing and dealt with accordingly.
Kikyou raged violently but with the legal document in her hands there was nothing left for her to do but follow the directions. However before she left with the Movers, she told InuYasha through his door that he was ‘a cold, vindictive, heartless bastard’ who ‘threw her to the cold streets to be raped and murdered!!’ That he was abusive to her. Every kind of lie she could say until she finally went for blood and made remarks about his heritage…. and family. That was the only time noises came from the other side of the door.
InuYasha swore off woman, completely much to his hentai best friend’s chagrin. No more going to strip clubs. InuYasha was soon believing that he would never be accepted or loved by anyone.

Then he found love dropped into his lap one day… quite literally! His gorgeous wife Kagome, had attempted to walk through the room where pigs were greased for the Greased Pig Contest at a County Fair to visit her farmer cousin, Sango. Everywhere was covered in a Vaseline-based secret lotion with somehow even the ceilings (which left many an intriguing and witty comment by the older farmers).
He had lost a bet with his best friend Miroku and brother Sesshoumaru and so had to attend the County Fair to meet Miroku’s lovely fiancée.
The fiery bitch of woman who would become his wife had her long wavy, midnight black hair done up in a cute ponytail. Her sapphire blue eyes sparkling with so much life and innocence with the hint of pink to enhance the colour as she took in everything. Her eyes giving off the sense of warmth and comfort to all who caught her eye. Her lips were full and coated with a deep dusty rose colour. She had come striding into the room ignoring all the warnings called out her way as soon as she caught sight of her cousin and smiling made a bee-line for her.
Long story short she ended up with her face in his lap coated in this Vaseline-based pig lotion that made getting up from the human knot mess on the floor of said room near impossible. InuYasha had opened his mouth and in his usual tact snapped out some sharp words about her stupidity ending with calling her wench. She responded in kind getting more in his face than they already were jumbled up in and lit into him about human mistakes, name calling and ended with a furious blush when she called him a too handsome for his own good Jerk. And thus started their relationship.

However, Kagome decided it was time to ground her fly-boy.
Next Lamaze class, InuYasha was introduced to the Sympathy Suit…. Complete with tummy and breast pouches….
The bearer of the suit was happily waggling it by the shoulder straps and saying things like ‘how cute you’d look pregnant.’ He said no. Kagome looked shocked. Weren’t they supposed to do things together? Suit wearing was pressed again, InuYasha turned up his nose and said Feh! No.
The other men in the class started shooting these nervous, pleading and incredibly frightened looks at InuYasha. Silently begging him to accept the offer if he wanted to live to see the sun set that day. They shifted nervously by their wives sides. The instinct for self-preservation jumped up and down inside them like a squirrel on Crack, Speed, and Meth all at the same time while using the long glowing batons used by airplane taxiers for directing planes and that universal signal flags of code for SOS and MAYDAY.
The cheery bearer of suit began to frown and in a firm tone informed InuYasha it was part of the class assignment.
InuYasha pinned the bearer of the suit with an intense glared and the words that sealed his fate that day were uttered.
“Fuck no I ain’t wearing no fucking suit. You fucking retarded or what!? I’ll look fucking stupid, fat and ugly!!”
What happened next shall never be mentioned again…. Ever…

4

InuYasha had refused to look or speak to his wife, Kagome, for days since she inquired if he wanted to go watch some sex education tapes made by her uncle Miroku. The first tape was okay. The second was not so okay… third involved said Uncle in various and yet so graphic sex acts…
InuYasha raced for the bathroom and was sick....
Miroku had selflessly offered to personally instruct them on the joys of sex moments a bit later after entering the room to investigate why his favourite niece’s husband was ill. When Kagome looking like she was going to either pass out or go hysterical pointed with a violently shaking arm and finger at the horrors on the TV screen did finally Miroku understand.
InuYasha was upset over his lack of abilities and prowess and so in his shame he had a physical response. Nodding his head, he waited for his niece’s husband to return looking pretty haggard when he re-entered the room.
“Good, you’ve come back InuYasha. Now my dear boy, you wanna keep my favourite niece happy right? So let’s start your lessons…” Miroku smiled as he began to unbutton his shirt and slip out of it. “What are you waiting for nephew? Start strippin’.”
Kagome and InuYasha both were completely stunned into stupidity. Neither believing what they were seeing. Neither reacting to what was unfolding until Miroku reached for the button of his pants and reached out to grab Kagome… then all hell broke free.
Kagome could only recall was a massive, and violently reactive blur of silver, a cloud of dust too similar to the mushroom cloud of a nuclear explosion and the high-pitched, pained cries of someone getting a serious pounding much later after the shock had worn off.

Miroku is healing very nicely at the hospital currently. His wife Sango visits him every day and yells at him for being so lecherous. She storms around fuming unable to inflect harm to the body-cast invalid.
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