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The Quirks Of Curse Breaking
By : Anguloce
Category: InuYasha > Yaoi - Male/Male
Views: 4049 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha, nor make money from this story. - Chapter List
A/N: Sorry this took me so long, I'm getting back into the swing of college. Enjoy!
I tossed and turned long into the night, trying to wrap my brain around everything that had happened. Kami, what a day! First there's the gay cat demon who had a torrid love affair with my father, then comes the enchanted jewel with its tiny miko and her “blessing” that makes me lose all interest in women, then I get the greatest blow job of my life! FROM SESSHOUMARU! The ice demon gets on his knees and then ditches me! ARGGH!I wanted to scream, I really did. I'm only human, for Kami's sake. I mean, a guy can only take so much in one day, and that's pushing the limits even for someone who hangs out with demons and has a wickedly cursed hand. I needed to talk to someone before what was left of my sanity decided to slit its wrists in protest of this entire situation. Grabbing my pants off the floor, I reached for my cell phone and dialed the one person who can actually handle me when I'm like this.
“Hello,” said a sleepy female voice.
“Sango-chan, thank Kami!”
I could hear her stretching in the background. “Miroku, what did you do this time?” asked my former girlfriend and most trusted confidante.
“Darling you wound me! This time I did nothing, it's what been done to me that has my brain running in circles. This weird little miko gave me a love blessing today, and now I'm...Sango, I'm not attracted to women anymore.”
She burst into disbelieving laughter. “And I've become a giant purple frog youkai.”
“I'M SERIOUS!” I bellowed. Her laughter quieted and I immediately felt guilty for my outburst. “I'm sorry, Sango-chan, I didn't mean to yell at you. It's just hard to go from being one way to suddenly being another. And I haven't even told you the best part.”
“It gets better than the horniest guy on the planet suddenly going gay?”
“I'm not the only one who was affected by this.”
Sango gasped. “Who else?” she asked, holding her breath.
“Two words, my love: Taisho. Sesshoumaru.”
“Nooo! Are you sure?”
I laughed. “As sure as he was on his knees for me earlier tonight!”
She squealed so loudly I had to hold the phone away from my ear. “I can't believe it! Was it, um, good?”
“Oh Kami, it was incredible!”
“Then what's the problem?”
“I don't know,” I said, running a hand through my hair. “Something was just...off, I guess. And he felt it too. Physically everything was there and working, but it felt kind of empty, you know? To quote the miko I mentioned before, he didn't answer my heart's call.”
Sango was smirking, I knew it from her tone of voice. “And we're trusting the shrimpy miko because...?”
“Because she came out of this ancient jewel the Inu no Taisho found. I didn't get this blessing from a sidewalk psychic, this is the real thing.”
“Wow...So...you're going on a love hunt now. For a man. Here's my advice: think of it like a grand adventure, like a penis treasure hunt or something. Oh, and find something to keep you laughing, Miroku. Find something to make you smile and keep you sane while all of this is happening.”
Blessed Sango! As usual her advice made sense, and I told her so. Finally I was able to get some much-needed rest. Hopefully tomorrow will be slightly less eventful, but my life doesn't tend to work out like that, now does it?
Much love and thanks to everyone reading and reviewing this! I'm also going to take this opportunity to shamelessly advertise my new 300 fic "Seeing Red Again." If you like hot Spartan men getting it on, please check it out!- You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.
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