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Hollywood Whore	By : drcomalfy Category: InuYasha > Yaoi - Male/Male > InuYasha/Sessh?maru > InuYasha/Sessh?maru Views: 14865 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 4
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Chapter 10: Gossip Girl
Oh, thank fucking GOD, crisis averted, Inuyasha thought as he nearly collapsed right then and there the moment Sesshoumaru went to take a seat without further rebuttal.
There was no way he could allow the demon to go into the kitchen, it was apparently the place his now EX-BEST FRIENDS had stashed all his “horribly obvious, I’m Inuyasha Takahashi!” stuff, like his guitar that was more or less as famous and well-known as he was.
“I’ll just... be in here... making tea... Uh, any preference, or-?” Inuyasha said as he slipped into the kitchen.
“Whatever you have will be fine,” came a tight reply.
Inuyasha winced. Well, he deserved that; any sane guy would be put off and or weirded out if a girl just shouted they got their girl... habits all over the floor. He paused as he reached for the green tea, part of him- his rather devious side- wanting to select the raspberry honey tea instead just to see the look of revulsion and or utter panic that might cross the usually emotionless face of the demon at the sight of red- yeah, he wasn’t gonna go there.
He began preparing the green tea, catching only the tail end of what the demon said from the other room.
“Sorry, what was that?”
“I said, what brought you to Japan?” the demon reiterated.
Inuyasha fumbled with the tea, chewing on his answer for a moment before figuring there wasn’t much harm in answering truthfully.
“I’m... looking for my birth father.”
“Oh?”
“Yeah...”
Silence.
A cough. “I assume by your statement that you’ve yet to locate him then.”
“Yeah, so far, no luck.”
“If you tell me his name, I could probably look him up for you,” the demon offered.
Inuyasha smiled to himself at the rather out of character offer the other made.
“Wish it were that easy. But my mother refuses to tell me. Actually, she doesn’t...” Okay, he had to word this carefully... “know I’m in this area of Japan. She’s sick... dying actually from cancer... I just... wanted to find my father so I could tell him...”
“Did they divorce?”
“No, he... doesn’t actually know I exist.”
“I don’t mean to be rude, but what do you expect to accomplish then?”
Inuyasha paused in stirring the tea.
“I don’t... I’m not entirely sure, I guess. I just know my mom never married, and never wanted to marry a man that wasn’t him. But she couldn’t for whatever reason,” Inuyasha said. “I don’t expect him to claim me as his s- d- daughter and we live happily ever after... I just want him to know what she’s going through... maybe visit her before...” he stopped there, not wanting to go into much more detail about his personal life for fear he himself wasn’t ready to acknowledge it all.
“I see,” Sesshoumaru said from beyond the kitchen. Inuyasha finished the tea and joined the youkai at the tea table. “Arigatou,” the demon bowed as he accepted the hot tea and drank languidly. “So you don’t know your birth father’s name but know he’s in this part of the country?”
Inuyasha poured his tea, answering simultaneously, “I... well, this is kind of crazy, but my mother told me he was a teacher... in this area, and that’s about all I know. Whether he’s still a teacher in this area or not...”
Sesshoumaru nodded in understanding. “It’s a good place to start at the very least.”
“Yeah...” the half-demon said softly, trailing off as he looked at his muddled reflection in the tea.
A few moments of silence passed as they drank their tea before Sesshoumaru spoke up again.
“So, your... friends... do things like this often?”
Inuyasha snapped back to the present as he looked over at the demon curiously before understanding what he was asking. “Kouga and Miroku? All the time. Though I guess Inuyasha does it just as often in retaliation.” And oh, how I’ll get retribution for this, he thought additionally.
“Ah. So they’re still in Edopolis?”
“Mhm, will be for a while. Next single’s music video was shot here, plus I think they’re just taking time off and being lazy assholes like usual,” he glowered as he blew bubbles in his tea.
“I had heard rumors about that, but wasn’t sure how much credence I should give to them. What’s the single?”
“It’s called ‘Just to Get High’(1).”
Sesshoumaru nodded, sipping at his tea again. “The paper’s have been in a frenzy lately due to the girl they caught coming out of Takahashi Inuyasha-san’s dressing room on that set,” the demon said behind his cup, eyes intently watching the dark-haired girl across from him.
Inuyasha stuttered in thought. Shit, that’d gotten out? He nearly facepalmed himself right then and there just recalling the event:
It’d been the last day of filming their new music video, and he’d made the unintelligent mistake of changing back into “Inuzumi Aiko” clothes in his dressing room after the majority of the staff on hand had gone home. Thankfully though when he’d left his trailer he’d been headed the opposite way the paparazzi had been hanging about so they’d only gotten a side to back profile of him as a girl.
But the second they started clicking their fucking cameras- flashes popping up here and there in his vision then- Inuyasha had been on “HIGH TERROR ALERT!” and had jumped into the black SUV Kouga and Miroku had been waiting for him in. He’d told his friends then what had just happened and before anyone knew it, Kouga had flown out after the vultures, calling security to haul their asses off the perimeter before any of them could see that Inuyasha Takahashi wouldn’t ever be leaving his dressing room.
Inuyasha came back to the conversation at hand. “Yeah, I... uh... I was visiting the guys on set that day,” he lied, looking down at his lap as he absently played with his hair like some fucking girl. Damnit, this guise was really starting to fuck with his mind to the point it’d developed its own nervous habits!
Brushing his hair out of his eyes and over his shoulder, Inuyasha didn’t notice Sesshoumaru zeroing in on something around his neck.
- - -
Sesshoumaru couldn’t believe it when he saw it, but upon critical inspection there it was all the same.
“What?” Inuzumi Aiko asked.
“Isn’t… that the same necklace Utami Kikyou-san... has?”
The girl’s thoughts seemed to be off somewhere else but she replied all the same, albeit absently as she fingered the necklace. “HAD, rather.”
Sesshoumaru could only stare in silent horror at what that answer could possibly entail. After all, it was a long standing rumor that the necklace Utami Kikyou wore had been given to her by Takahashi Inuyasha when they first started dating. A necklace the whole fanbase of either Dead Corpse Repeat and Hollywood Whore had noticed was now currently missing after their break up.
So what did it mean then that Inuzumi Aiko now had a necklace that resembled- if it wasn’t actually- the original?
Were... Inuzumi Aiko and Takahashi Inuyasha-san... involved romantically? Sesshoumaru tripped over himself mentally as his usual pristine posture crumbled and he slumped back against the wall behind him. He wasn’t sure how to handle this possibility...
Inuzumi Aiko was not only volatile, highly unpredictable and quite possibly the most dangerous and crass woman he’d ever met, but she was also- nearly- the complete opposite of how he viewed Utami Kikyou. Granted, while he’d never met the pianist from DCR, he’d seen enough live footage of her to gauge her personality down to quiet, cold, calculating and vengeful.
And upon those thoughts he rather wondered what kind of taste Takahashi Inuyasha had in his partners if he dated Utami Kikyou (who was by all means comparable to a stealth assassin) and- though unconfirmed but even more probable with the current evidence at hand- Inuzumi Aiko, who was obviously- if not descended from- some kind of Amazonian feral cat.
All he could do was deduce that his Hollywood Whore icon liked fucking crazy American women. Which, to him, was quite possibly a sign of insanity. Or torture. Possibly the hanyou was a masochist?
The demon’s thoughts came to an abrupt halt there as chewed on that single thought for a long while before his belly warmed with the possibilities of-
And he quickly squashed it by turning his attention to the girl still fidgeting angrily across the room, still talking about the relationship that had ended between Utami Kikyou and Takahashi Inuyasha-san.
“...it got kinda serious near the end from what I know, but things sorta teetered after that. Before I realized it we- Err, they decided they were better friends and not the marrying, kid-producing kind and that...”
Sesshoumaru’s attention snapped over to the girl pouring more tea.
“I’m sorry?” he nearly choked. Marriage? They had thought about- He choked again.
“What?”
“Marria-” He couldn’t even finish that thought, and instead stared off at nothing in particular, completely still.
“Marriage? What are you- OH. Oh, hell no! That was never in the cards for u- err, them. Shit man, don’t scare me like that!” the girl started laughing.
Sesshoumaru frowned, not liking the idea at all either. “Are you two... together, then?”
Inuzumi Aiko looked over at him, mirth still lining her eyes as she opened her mouth.
- - -
“What? You jealous or something?” Inuyasha said, laughing at his own wit. His laugh slowly faded as a thought suddenly occurred to him, his eyes widening at his own ignorance.
Shit. As far as his girl disguise was concerned, “she” didn’t know Sesshoumaru was a FAN at all... so him being all familiar and okay with it was totally out of character! Shit, no wonder Sesshoumaru kept having near panic attacks at all the things he’d been doing!! Fuck! Okay, okay, he could totally salvage the situation... Maybe.
“Heh, if I didn’t know any better I’d say you were a fan asking all these questions,” he nearly choked, wincing at how bad at acting he was.
At the demon’s silence Inuyasha fake spit out the tea he’d been sipping. “Oh my god, you ARE a fan, aren’t you! A fucking closet fan! You probably have a love shrine or something in your closet! That’s how you know all about-” he stopped abruptly as he took in the blush Sesshoumaru’s face held... and then put that together with his last question. “Are you two... together?”
Holy shit, was the only thought that passed through his mind, all acting thrown out the window, as he freaked out about his most recent revelation.
“OH HELL, YOU ARE JEALOUS!”
Sesshoumaru had a CRUSH on him?!
He... had to be dreaming, this... Was he... What the hell was going on?! Inuyasha thought.
“W-What... You don’t mean... you... You have a THING for ME- Iiiii mean, MEN?!” he stuttered out, white as a sheet, eyes bulging.
Sesshoumaru looked away, a light blush stretching from one ear to the other as he gave a short, curt nod.
“Whoa, whoa, wait. You... YOU want to sleep with him, too?!” Inuyasha guffawed, completely beside himself in the weirdness of it all. First Takehiro hits on him and now Sesshoumaru?! Well, okay, so Sesshoumaru was interested in his MAN self and Takehiro apparently had a thing for his GIRL self but still!
All he could form in reply to either notion was: “Sweet baby Jesus...”
Sesshoumaru’s face turned forlorn then, going absolutely silent to the point that Inuyasha wasn’t even sure he was breathing anymore. Needless to say the abruptness of the mood change slapped Inuyasha back on track.
“Hey, you okay?” he asked as he waved a hand in front of the demon’s shadowed face. The demon looked up, piercing golden eyes freezing Inuyasha in place, hand suddenly immobile in mid air. “W-what?”
“Is it so strange… a male... wanting him like that? Are Americans so close-minded to such things? I thought he’d even mentioned that he’d had relations with one of his band mates...”
“No, that’s not it...” Inuyasha answers carefully. “I mean, as far as I know... he’s only been with girls... but he… uh…did mention (How fucking weird is this?! he thought) having had a relationship with-”
“One of his band mates, I know,” Sesshoumaru supplied quickly, taking a drink of his tea, still not really liking the fact that he still had no idea which-
“with Kouga, so-”
Sesshoumaru spit out the tea, choking as he dropped the cup.
“Shit! Hey! You okay? Here,” the hanyou asked, handing him a napkin.
Coughing subsiding, the demon nodded. Mikuni Kouga? That... the demon growled lowly to himself. “So he’s... slept with Mikuni Kouga... –san” he had to force himself to add that. Impassioned, the demon focused on cleaning up the mess he’d made while avoiding eye contact with the girl in front of him, forging ahead and asking, “Have you two ever...”
Inuyasha blinked at the youkai. Wow, he was either a lot more comfortable with his girl guise or he was just that into his guy self that he’d relinquish all pride to ask that so directly... Inuyasha sighed. He could understand that, he supposed; the whole trudging ahead and damning all in your way to get to an answer... And in this case, the guy was just wanting to know if he stood a chance with… well, himself...
With that thought in mind he thought he’d throw the poor guy a bone, but not before he had a bit of fun himself.
Inuyasha thought for a devious moment before answering, I wonder if jerking off counts as doing it with myself...?
“NO!” he answered himself aloud, unintentionally.
The demon stared over at him suspiciously. “You deny that too much...”
Inuyasha grinned to himself. “What? Like you don’t want to fuck him, too.”
“Too?” Sesshoumaru raised an eyebrow.
“Like all those annoying girls at school,” he said nonchalantly.
“So that doesn't include you?” a hopeful light entered the demon’s expression then.
“Well, been there already,” he grinned. Oh, this is going to be so much fun, he thought as he laughed at the perturbed expression the demon now held.
So. Much. Fun.

Author’s Note: How I see Kikyou in this fic... Well, in my mind, she rather resembles Rin from Fruits Baskets xD Also, (1) Just to Get High is a song by Nickelback. Again, I totally imagine Kouga singing it and Inuyasha doing the totally awesome guitar solo! But this will be “seen” more in another chapter. Won't be updating this fic for a while (probably...) since I haven't even started writing on the next chapter. Not to mention I just updated Past Lives, Current Conflictions, Chapter 15 and that's almost over D8 Go read it if you like AUs involving the boys. Crack!Inupapa tickles me.
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