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The Ark
By : Dunkelgelb
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This is another abandoned story of mine - it was supposed to a be a crossover between Dragonball Z and Read or Die. Specifically, my intent was to get KibitoShin laid...by Yomiko Readman. When it came time start explaining things, it fell apart, Again, there's an erroneous chunk of lemon at the end.
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A Kai's Passion
Chapter I: Expulsion

Planet Kaioshin was a beautiful world. It possessed no ugliness and no hints of corruption about it, making it the perfect example of heaven and a fine home for any deity. With thick, healthy grass, towering mountains, and sparkling oceans, it was an absolute gem. Unfortunately, there was trouble in paradise.

A short, white-haired, old man stood in the midst of a large, swaying field of grass with his hands clasped behind his back, a displeased scowl painted on his craggled face. Old Kai was not happy with his junior, Kibito-kai. The Kai fusion sat on a log in the shade of a giant oak tree, poking at a clump of dirt with a short tree branch, visibly bored out of his mind. The senior deity closed his eyes and pondered the existence of himself and his descendant.

The Kais were born with the sole purpose of protecting the universe. Now, with Goku and company residing on Earth, each one of them became obsolete and useless their original task. This became painfully clear during Majin Buu's rampage, as the East Kaioshin received a near-fatal beatdown from Buu's fat form. Furthermore, Buu had already killed the other three Kaioshins, one-by-one, in open combat. All fighting against Buu past that point had been done by Goku, Vegeta, their sons, and some of their friends. When the threat of Baby, Super Android 17, and the seven Shadow Dragons arose, Earth's Special Forces rose to the challenge and killed every single one while the Kais sat back and did nothing. They became figureheads of a bygone era.

Old Kai looked at the young man not fifty yards away. He was dressed in his red vest-suit, orange sash, and blue jumpsuit. With long, flowing white hair, gleaming black eyes, and a smooth, lavender face, he was in his prime. He was the peak of the Kais, and he was wasting away. Kib, as Old Kai called him, sat with drooped shoulders and half-lidded eyes, looking like he could keel over and fall asleep at any moment. The movements of the wooden branch he held ground to a sluggish halt and stopped completely, its owner letting out a depressed sigh.

"Oh, that tears it!!" Old Kai thought.

The elder deity stormed over to his junior and seized him by the collar of his vest, yanking him up from his seat and dragging him to his feet. Kib yelped at the sudden movement, trying to regain his bearings, as he was on the verge of taking a nap. Old Kai brought Kib to face him, and began to pick him apart.

"Kib, what do you think you're doing?!" Old Kai shouted.

"Uh.....nothing! I'm not doing anything!"

"That is exactly what is wrong with you, Kib. You're not doing anything."

"What's wrong, sir?" Kib asked, with mounting concern.

Old Kai rebuilt his composure and turned away, returning his hands to his back while staring into the horizon.

"You and I are Kaioshins, Kib. We're supposed to be protecting the universe, not watching someone else do it for us. But, Vegeta, Trunks, and even that little pipsqueak Pan are just so good at it.......we're not needed anymore, are we?"

Kib looked down at the ground and dug one of his feet into it. He knew exactly what Old Kai was talking about.

"You're young, Kib, and I'm old. I can deal with this kind of thing, but I don't think you can. I look at you every day and see an adventurous young man just rusting like some discarded shovel in the tool shed. That's not how I want you to live."

"What are you saying, sir?"

"I'm saying that you should leave."
"But, why? I like it here! It's so pretty all the time, and there's nothing to spoil it!" Kib said, trying to lie his way into keeping his ancestor happy.

"Kib, you can look at a pretty picture for hours on end, but eventually, you simply have to look away."

"Well, where am I supposed to go? There's nowhere for me but here!"

"Go to Earth, Kib." Old Kai suggested.

Kib entertained the thought for a moment. Earth wasn't a bad place, no. In the short time he'd been there, the fused deity thought it an attractive world. He certainly wouldn't be lonely on it, and if trouble showed itself, he would be on hand to help out.

"What would I do there?"

Old Kai laughed, his creaky voice cracking up.

"Wow, Kib, you've become a little bit more dull than I thought. You could do anything! You could get an apartment, or join the army, or stop bank robbers, or help bank robbers for that matter, ferry people around with that teleporting thing you do, hell, you could do anything!" he said, then, suddenly becoming slyly thoughtful and elbowing Kib in the ribs, "You......you could even settle down with a nice, pretty girl and have kids!"

Kib recoiled in shock at that statement. A violet blush stained his face as the thought crossed his head. Him.....and a........doing that?

"You can't be serious!" Kib yelled.

"No, I'm not serious, I'm convinced! Go down to Earth and have kids! Now THAT would be a spectacle!"

"But...I'm a Kaioshin! If I.....you know.....with a human woman.....our bloodline would be weakened, irreversibly so!"

"Oh, come on, Kib! Do you honestly believe in that superiority crap? We're no better and no worse than any human. Hell, King Yamma, the Guy Who Runs Heaven, he's just a paper-pushing desk jockey, just like any human in an office job! The universe won't fall apart if you have children with a human, understand?"

"I don't know, sir........this is an awfully big step.....and I don't know anything about.....that......" Kib murmured, poking his index fingers together.

Old Kai laughed heartily and slapped his descendant on the back.

"Trust me, Kib, you'll learn. And with the way most Earth cities work, you'll learn fast."

"Ok, for the sake of argument, let's say I do go to Earth. What will you do? Waste away the same as me?"

Old Kai grinned.

"Well, with all the fighting that's been going on lately, I've had this itch to get in a fight, too. I think I'll try my hand at the Heaven Tournament and show that Pikkon how it's done!"

Kib was up against a wall now. He couldn't think of anything that could possibly get him out of this. He wracked his brain for something to say to the Old Kai and hence change his mind, but the search yielded nothing.

"No objections? Good. You will leave for Earth immediately" the elder ordered.

"But....what about...."

Old Kai cut him off.

"Ah ah, no buts. I'll get King Yamma to set you up with the basics, like money, identification, birth certificates, that kind of thing. It'll be up to you to get an apartment, get a job, and essentially support yourself."

Kib had a terrified expression on his face. For the first time in his life, he was uncertain about the future. How would he survive in the urban jungle? Planet Kaioshin was all he knew. Old Kai smile at this and grasped one of Kib's hands with his own, shaking it heartily.

"Relax, kiddo. You'll be fine. If you can fight Majin Buu head on and not get a, well, fatal beatdown,, I'm sure you can handle living among humans. Now, get going!"

Kib nodded in surrender and stepped back from his elder, reluctantly pressing two fingers to the center of his forehead. He gave a sad wave goodbye to the Old Kai, and with a flash, he was gone. Old Kai chuckled and gazed off into the sky, in the general direction of Earth.

"They grow up so fast."

A few Earth years passed, and Kib settled into his Earthen lifestyle suprisingly well. The moment he arrived on Earth, he decided not to seek out Goku's family or anyone else he knew. He was polite, amiable, and mild-mannered, but he was also quite proud. Since he was a Kaioshin, he thought there no good reason to rely on anyone other than himself for food, shelter, or money. However, he accepted the money Yamma gave him, as leaping into such a materialistic existence required significant capital in order to be sustainable.

Registering himself with the Tokyo Census Bureau, Kib took on the official name Kib Itokaiwa, not really for the pun value, but to make remembering his own name easier. Aged 29 in human years and born in a convieniently remote part of Japan with a rare and harmless epidermal condition, he melted into humanistic society

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Kib came tremendously hard within Yomiko's body, his godly seed powering up his shaft, charging past her cervix, and flooding her womb in hot, sticky surges of ghostly white fluid. Their hearts pounded together in perfect sync, their cheeks flushed with the respective colors of their pulsing blood.
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