The Quirks Of Curse Breaking | By : Anguloce Category: InuYasha > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 4049 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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A/N:I'm sooooo sorry this took so bloody long! My stupid computer broke and I just got it back today! Here's the next installment, more to come very soon!
"Well, it's official: I like cock!" said InuYasha proudly, bursting into our office the next morning.I shook my head. "Could you repeat that a little louder, I don't think the elementary school down the street heard you.""Actually, I was wrong," said the hanyou. "I LOVE cock!"How exactly do you respond to that? "I'm...happy? For you?"InuYasha looked at me, quirking his head. "You smell different, Miroku. You..." His voice died as a look of horrified recognition came over his face. "WHY DO YOU SMELL LIKE SESSHOUMARU?" he thundered."Because apparently he likes cock too, he tackled me as soon as we got to your house last night," I said, embellishing slightly. I knew I'd forgotten to do something this morning, apparently that thing was to take a shower and wash off Sesshoumaru's scent.InuYasha's golden eyes gaped open so widely I thought they would pop out of his head. A small chuckle escaped him, followed by another, then another. Soon he was in a fit of pure hysterics. "I knew it!" he managed to gasp in between bouts of laughter. "I always suspected that stuck-up tight-ass was queer! I fucking KNEW it!"Using his impeccable sense of timing Sesshoumaru chose this moment to appear. "Apparently so are you, little brother, seeing as you reek of alpha wolf demon."InuYasha examined his claws speculatively then turned to us. "Yeah," he said, sounding proud, "I picked up a major stud last night by the name of Kouga. Horny ookami couldn't keep his paws off me. Not that I blame him, of course!" he laughed."Hey girl HEY!" announced Fidget, sashaying into the room. "WOW! So all my research about Midoriko's love blessing having the ability to alter sexuality turns out to be true then, seeing as it smells like a rainbow-scented orgy in here! Oh my babies, I'm so happy for you!""This Sesshoumaru finds your presence unnecessary, cat.""Yes well, this Fidget finds you ass to be a ray of fucking sunshine.""Aw shit, don't tell me you're gonna start talking like that," cut in InuYasha. "It's bad enough when he does it.""This Fidget would never dream of such a thing. Now, who's up for shopping?"An evil idea hit me...no...I shouldn't, I know he hates shopping with a passion...oh, who am I kidding, of course I should! "I would love to go shopping, Fidget! InuYasha, haven't you and Sesshoumaru been needing to check out that warehouse space downtown anyway?"InuYasha nodded in agreement. "Hey, yeah, that's a good idea! Come on Sessh, we've been meaning to drop by Jaken's place for weeks now. It'll get us out of the office for a day. I'll even buy you a new stick to put up your ass."Fidget nudged me. "I don't think it's a stick he wants up there," he whispered loudly, knowing full well he could be heard by all.Sesshoumaru glowered as the three of us laughed. "Fine. But only because this is for business purposes, InuYasha.""Yeah, yeah. C'mon, you big homo."His eyes turned red before any of us realized what had happened. One hand was wrapped around InuYasha's throat as Sesshoumaru held his brother against the wall. "This Sesshoumaru is NOT...a...a.." he broke off.I moved to get out the whistle, but Fidget stopped me. "Let me handle this," he said soberly."Moving quickly to Sesshoumaru's side, Fidget reached over and calmly pried the taiyoukai's hand off of his brother's neck. InuYasha slumped to the floor, gasping. After ensuring he was alright Fidget turned back to Sesshoumaru."You were gay long before you ever set eyes on that jewel, weren't you?" he asked quietly. "That's why Midoriko told you to accept yourself...you've been fighting it for all these years."Still Sesshoumaru stood motionless. The red had gone from his eyes, but he said nothing.Fidget shrugged. "Not denying it, that's a start. But let's try something else." He let out a loud, plaintive meow, which Sesshoumaru immediately responded to with a soothing growl.The taiyoukai's eyes widened as he realized what had just happened. "This Sesshoumaru answered your call," he whispered."Your beast never lies," said Fidget. "Can you accept the truth now?""I have no other choice. This Sesshoumaru is...this Sesshoumaru is homosexual."Fidget dove on him in a massive hug. "I'm so proud of you Sesshy!" cried the neko, wiping tears from his green eyes."That does not give you liberty for personal violation," said Sesshoumaru, awkwardly returning Fidget's hug. "And if you ever call me 'Sesshy' again your throat will be sliced.""Ooh, then I could do zombie-chic! Love it!"InuYasha's ears went flat against his head. "Do you ever stay serious for long, Fidget?"Finally pulling away from Sesshoumaru, he looked contemplative for a minute. "No, because life is too damned short not to take care of your ass: whenever possible laugh it off and make sure it looks fierce!"Humming loudly, he moved for the door. "Now let's go! I was promised shopping, and all this coming-out business made me hungry!"Thanks once again to everyone who reviewed, thank you for sticking with me through this lovely little jaunt!While AFF and its agents attempt to remove all illegal works from the site as quickly and thoroughly as possible, there is always the possibility that some submissions may be overlooked or dismissed in error. 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