Hollywood Whore | By : drcomalfy Category: InuYasha > Yaoi - Male/Male > InuYasha/Sessh?maru > InuYasha/Sessh?maru Views: 14865 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 4 |
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Chapter 11: Going Down in Flames
Inuyasha hiccupped as he finished his sake. “Another,” he demanded. “So it wasn’t awkward or anything then?” Miroku Houshi asked leaning against Inuyasha’s apartment wall as he yawned. The hanyou spared Miroku a look as he took another drink. His friends had come over to his apartment to help put it back together after Sesshoumaru had left hour earlier (actually Inuyasha had thrown a tantrum, saying that if they didn’t fix the mess they’d made of his apartment that he’d quit the band). Now done with the work, they sat on his floor drinking plum sake Kouga and Miroku jacked form their hotel room as he recounted his time with the inuyoukai. “Overall, no. Did find out he has the hots for me though,” Inuyasha said slowly, not sure how his friends would take the rather startling news. “About time you figured it out,” Kouga Mikuni guffawed from his side. “Yeah,” Miroku agreed, nodding as he poked around Inuyasha’s belongings. “What do you mean ‘about time’?!” Inuyasha grouched, hiccupping again as he swayed in his seat. “Just that we knew he had a thing for you ever since we first ran into him at that press conference. It was painfully obvious,” Miroku said simply, snorting about it with Kouga. “You fuckers! You coulda told me!” the half-demon yelled launching a pillow attack on his friends before giving up and flinging himself backwards to lie down and stare at the ceiling as the world started spinning. “Anyway, we have a concert to do Saturday, we expect you to be there,” Kouga mentioned offhandedly then. Inuyasha rolled his eyes. Just like them to spring it on him last minute. “I can’t go you know, I’ve got school-” Kouga growled, slamming his drink down. “Fuck school! You haven’t found your dad yet, one day off’s not gonna kill you or your search.” “Tch, says you. And I’m still not going-” “Why don’t you bring Sesshoumaru? Or invite him as...” Miroku trailed off as he watched the hanyou sit up and take another shot. “Seriously, Inuyasha, slow down. If your mom knew you were drinking… you’d be dead ten times over by now,” the drummer said, violet eyes flickering to Inuyasha’s side and darting back again. Kouga rolled his eyes. “Shove it, you lush, here have some more, inukoro,” the ookami said, filling up his cup again. At Miroku’s words, Inuyasha froze, pushing the sake just handed to him as far away as possible before his eyes followed his friend’s line of sight. A picture of his mother was smiling at him. He gulped as he slowly tipped the frame face down upon the table before turning his attention back to his friends. “Anyway, I can’t bring... hiccup… him! I told you already, he has the HOTS for me. Not only that but he knows ‘Inuzumi Aiko’ knows this, not me!” “Mm, true enough. It would be rather out of nowhere if Inuyasha suddenly invited Sesshoumaru to the concert as himself, regardless that he’s already made the distinction that he and ‘Aiko’ are acquaintances,” Miroku rationalized, rubbing his chin. “SEE! Exactly. Thank you,” Inuyasha yelled out in relief. Kouga rolled his eyes, clipping the hanyou behind the head as he turned to Miroku. “That’s enough reason for him to invite Sesshoumaru as himself. I mean, the guy would probably think he was doing it because of the... ‘relationship’ he’s in with inukoro’s girl self.” “We don’t have a relationship!” Inuyasha hissed. “He just sorta tolerates me now. Probably because I’m friends with… myself,” the half-demon said, brows creasing at how confusing this whole thing was becoming... especially now that there were two Kouga’s... whoa... “Please,” Kouga exasperated, making a face. “You’d have a ‘In Relationship’ status with him if you had a MyPage account.” Inuyasha’s ears plastered to his head as he glared at the ookami. “No, we’d have a ‘It’s Complicated and Really Fucking Messed up’ status, but that’s NOT the point!” “Then what IS the point, inukoro, because as far as I can see you’re just making up excuses to get out of going. Just invite the guy, pick him up on your way and we can all hang out backstage after.” “I can't hang out with him as myself! He'll think it's a MAN DATE! And then he'll wanna have MAN DINNER and then go back to my place to make MAN LOVE!! I'm not ready for that!” he said desperately, waving his hands around in the air as he swayed back and forth in his sitting position. “And then he’ll wanna become BOYFRIENDS and move in together and do whatever it is boyfriends do and-” “Whoa, whoa, slow DOWN, inukoro! So he likes you, so what?” “So WHAT?! What the fuck do you mean so WHAT, he-!” “You don’t think he’s hot? Hell, he’s not my type at all and I think he’s hot. What about you?” the ookami nodded over at Miroku. “Mhm, I’d hit that,” he said offhandedly as he flipped through a magazine he found in the back of the hanyou’s closet. Inuyasha rolled his eyes. “Stop going through my stuff, asshole!” the hanyou grumped at Miroku. Geez, fat lot of help they were. Weren’t friends supposed to empathize with him in situations like these? “See, we’d both do him, what’ve you got against a body like that?” Kouga sighed, shaking his head. Inuyasha glared hard as he conspiratorially whisper-hissed between clenched teeth, “I’d climb him like a fucking tree, but that’s not the problem here, asshole!” Kouga sighed heavily, willing himself to not strangle his friend. “Inukoro. I think going around cosplaying as a girl is starting to kill your brain cells... Look, you can either bring him along as your date-” “I don’t know him like that when I’m ME!” Kouga and Miroku both blinked, confused. “...Damnit, inukoro, now you’re confusing me!” the ookami yelled. “Look, I can’t ask him to come as myself! It’d be out of NOWHERE! And then-” “For fuck’s sake. FINE. Then... come as your girl self,” Kouga said slowly, the wheels in his head turning as he started to grin. Inuyasha’s mouth snapped shut as a look of ‘I can’t brain today I have the dumb’ crossed his face. “...Come again?” Kouga shrugged, leaning back and stretching his arms behind his neck. “Might as well, the Media already knows you’re MIA for some reason here in Japan, so they don’t expect you to be there. Besides, Miroku and I already set up the couple songs we were going to perform; we can easily get one of the backup guitarists to play your part.” Miroku perked up. “Not to mention, the more Aiko makes a connection with us when with him, the more he’ll have a connection to us, and thus, to you... Uh, the real BOY you. Then you can do more stuff as yourself with him, maybe become friends, mess around-” Miroku sputtered as Inuyasha smacked him upside the head. “Fucking pervert. You think about this shit too much. And in any case...I still refuse.” Kouga’s smile turned dark and sinister. “Oh, you’ll do it. Or I’ll show up at your school tomorrow and rat your ass out!” “You fucker, you wouldn’t dare!” “Oh, I dare. And we all know how things turn out when you DARE me, inukoro,” the wolf threatened. Inuyasha continued locked in a heated staring contest with his friend before he broke the silence in defeat, knowing how things would turn out if he even tried refusing again. “I hate you both!” he said in angrily as he hobbled over to his bed. “Now get the fuck out!” Kouga and Miroku snickered, high fiving one another as they donned their old geezer disguises before leaving.
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