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Camaraderie	By : BlackberryPatch Category: InuYasha > Yaoi - Male/Male > InuYasha/Sessh?maru > InuYasha/Sessh?maru Views: 16228 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Omake!
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Silly thoughts and such things that entered my head while I was writing this story... Enjoy, or run away- your choice.

1 - SHE.

So it's not really an omake, but I wanted to talk about "She" from "Inglorious" and this seemed like the best place to do it. A lot of people have guessed at who She's supposed to be. Well, let's just say that I was going to call her Marisu, but I figured that was too obvious... And she's not really a Mary Sue so much as she is a plot device, a parody of Mary Sues- perhaps the Mary Sue of Mary Sues. She's me; she's every fanfic writer who ever abducted characters and forced them into a story they didn't want or choose, but that neither the characters nor the people who read the story could ever be completely rid of. She is the idea that you can never quite get out of your mind. See, even though Sesshomaru kills her, her affect upon him doesn't end with her death. She continues to influence him even when he's broken free of her, and I think that's a good metaphor for fan fiction.

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2 - For Sampough.

Perched in the branches of the tree, Sesshomaru looked at his brother for what felt like a long time. Slowly, he reached out his hands and took Inuyasha's face between them, his brother looking at him expectantly. He brushed his thumb over the half-breed's lips, Inuyasha playfully nipping at the finger. Narrowing his eyes, Sesshomaru leaned forward and kissed his brother with a sudden bruising force, sliding his hands into Inuyasha's hair to pull his head down more forcefully. Inuyasha growled; he reached up to take Sesshomaru's face between his hands and lifted his legs to wrap them around the demon's waist, grinding their groins together. Sesshomaru broke off the kiss with a gasp,
collapsing backwards against the trunk of the tree, and Inuyasha, still growling, bit him lightly on the jaw before pressing his face into his brother's neck. "Sesshomaru?" he asked uncertainly, his tone a reverse of his behavior.
The demon took his brother by the shoulders and held him away. "Inuyasha," he said, looking at his brother. Inuyasha returned his look with a questioning one. "Inuyasha," Sesshomaru said again, leaning in closer to his brother's face. "I..." His eyes closed tightly. "Inuyasha, I..."
"What is it?" his brother asked, his voice soft and breathy as he thought he already knew what Sesshomaru was trying to say.
Sesshomaru sighed, letting his hands fall at his side. "Inuyasha... I am tired;
go sit in that other tree."
Inuyasha stopped dead, shooting the demon an incredulous look. "What?!" he demanded. "What the hell!" He folded his arms grumpily. "Fine," he mumbled as he turned and stalked away. "See if you get any tonight."

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3 - Kirara's night off.

The night was clear and bright. Inuyasha patted Kirara on the shoulder. "Get some sleep cat. I'll stand watch tonight."
She looked at him doubtfully. I've heard that before, she thought to herself.
"No really," Inuyasha said earnestly. "We've talked about it and we realized that you haven't been getting a lot of sleep in this fic, what with me sneaking off to sex up my brother all the time, and Sango so focused on Miroku and all his problems with the dying and everything. So tonight you definitely are going to get to sleep."
Kirara's look was still doubtful... but it had been a really long time sing she'd gotten a good night's sleep. She curled up in a little ball, flicked her tail over her nose, and prepared to get some shut eye.
It was then the cicada started chirping.
Right.
By.
Her.
Ear.
She opened her eyes.
And sighed.

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4 - Poor puppy.

"Sesshomaru, I just want to apologize to you for this story." The author seated herself at her desk and looked gravely at the demon standing in front of her.
"Apologize," he repeated, raising an eyebrow in confusion. "For what? I'll admit Inuyasha and I have had less sex in this story than the previous one, but you have confirmed the rumors that there will be another installment in this series so I wasn't particularly worried." He glared at her. "That hasn't changed has it?"
"Ah, no! No... It's just..." She took a deep breath. "Well, there have been some complaints as to your treatment in this story. I, ah, let Kagome play with your sword..." His eyes narrowed. "Not in a figurative manner AT ALL. Ahem... But that was apparently very embarrassing for you. And I injured
you, pretty badly, and Rin, too. And there was the part where I threw you off a cliff..." She checked her notes. "Oh, wait sorry. That's in the next story... But the point is, I'm sorry if you've had a rough time in 'Camaraderie' but I PROMISE the next story will be better. Seriously." She tried to hide a smirk behind her hand.
"Better? How so? What's this about a cliff?" His eyes narrowed as he advanced on the author.
"Eeep!" She hid under her desk. "Inuyasha! Help!"
"Sesshomaru." Inuyasha leaned in through the door. "You know what happens if you kill the author." His expression was tragic. "No more sex."
Sesshomaru sighed. "True." The demon folded his arms regally and narrowed his eyes at the author. "You will forget about this cliff and continue to do what you are good at..." He flicked his hair back over his shoulder and advanced on Inuyasha. "And what we all enjoy." He shoved the
hanyou back against the doorframe, claiming his mouth in a fierce kiss as Inuyasha reached up to take the demon's face in his hands, pulling him closer as he devoured him.
The author sighed in bliss. Reminded of her presence, Sesshomaru glared over at her. "What?" she asked innocently. "After all this time you haven't figured out yet that I'm a massive voyeur?" She cackled evilly, not noticing the dark look both bishonen shot her. "Oh but I can't wait until the next story I put y'all through... Um- I mean, that you get the honor of participating in. Heh... yeah. It's gonna be good."

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5 - Conversations concerning big numbers.

Inuyasha entered the author's chamber to find her sitting at her desk, staring blankly at the computer screen in front of her. Scowling, he poked her in the head. "Hey, you okay?"
Blinking, she turned to look at him. "Ten thousand," she mumbled, pointing at the screen. "Do you have any idea how big of a number that is?? Ten thousand..."
He patted her on the head. "Sure Sakka-chan. Whatever you say."
"No, seriously! Even if you divide that out by chapter, that's still more than 800 hits per chapter. Even if you take out everyone who had to hit a chapter twice just to get where they were going, or who went to the wrong chapter by accident..." She stared at the screen, marveling.
Inuyasha frowned skeptically as he sat on the edge of her desk. "Okay, it's a lot of hits, I get it. What's the big deal?"
"People like me! They really like me!!"
He snorted. "That's asinine."
She glared at him. "Hey, you're one to talk. Anyway, this is my make-believe world. Don't knock it- you have fun here."
He grinned. "Can't deny that."
"See? So be nice."
"Nice?? What are you, new?"
"Ha." She tugged on his hair until he leaned down so she could pet his ears. "Damn this is addictive... Anyway, what's really awesome about all those hits is that it means people are coming back and rereading it. That means its good."
"Feh. I was there- I know it was good."
"Yeah, aren't you the smooth talker." She played with his hair some more, grinning. "You know you're my favorite right? I mean, your brother's pretty and everything, and I like messing with his
head, but you are definitely my favorite..."
"Yeah, yeah. I bet you say that to all the gorgeous hanyous. Actually- I know you do." She grinned sheepishly. "Now, this new story... are you gonna spill or what?"
"No way! You've gotta wait like everyone else." She frowned. "'Camaraderie' didn't turn out as awesome as I hoped it was going to, mostly because I've had this new story in the back of my head, begging to be written. I mean, all those people running around did kind of distract from the
main theme of the story..."
"Yeah." Inuyasha leveled a glare at her. "I noticed that."
"Oh stuff it pretty boy. Anyway, the next story will be much more awesome-er." The author regarded the last sentence with a disapproving eye. "Yeah, I was an English major... totally. Anyway... where was I? Oh right... So, reviews feed the muse even more than hits and the more he gets fed the more/faster/better I write."
Inuyasha flicked an ear as he scowled at her. "So, does my vote count for anything here?"
"You know boyo." She tweaked his nose. "Yours is the only one that really does count. Now, go find your brother. I feel like writing."
He grinned again as he leapt off the desk. "Now that, Sakka-chan, is what I like to hear!"

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6 - Forgot something...

"Gaahhhhhhhhhh!"
Two silver heads appeared in the doorway to the author's room. "What's wrong with her?" one asked.
"I'm not sure," the other responded. "Perhaps you should go investigate."
"Why me?! Besides the last time something like this happened, she accidentally dyed my hair pink and ended up with writer's block for a year. You go this time..."
"No brother, I believe you should definitely go."
"Wait, I have an idea..." He pelted the author with a borrowed acorn and shouted, "Hey Sakka-chan, what's wrong?"
"Ow..." The author rubbed her head. "Well, I went and forgot something in the story. Sigh... It's what I get for taking so long to finish it. But I forgot to kill Kikyou!! I wanted her and Naraku to die
together, you know, pretty much taking out all of my least favorite characters in one fell swoop... But I forgot about her... Oops. I guess I'll have to go back and fix that..." She frowned, in a particularly maniacal way, and rubbed her hands together. "Though... I suddenly have an idea of how she could show up in a future story, and be a spectacularly awesome villain. Maybe I'll just stick with that..."
"Oh crap," Inuyasha moaned. "Maybe writer's block would have been a good idea..."
"It's too late for that." Sesshomaru appraised the situation carefully. "Quickly, we'll have to distract her from creating plot."
"How? She likes plot." Inuyasha scowled; it was indeed a scowl and most certainly not a pout.
Sesshomaru grinned. "Brother dear, how else?"
Inuyasha grinned as well. "Right!" The pair advanced on the author. "What fanfic author can resist bishonen??"

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