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Chapter List
- 15
- 16
- 17
Disclaimer � don�t own Inuyasha,
the characters from it, the manga, the anime, etc� Not dime from any of this do I get
A/N Thanks so much for the
reviews! I�m so glad you liked it! I�ll be honest, I was going to
drag this out, �cause I�m a big meany,
but I got such nice words from everyone that I�m putting it up sooner. Please, feel free to let me know if you like
it! So, again, 2 chapters at a time.

Miroku vocab word of the day: philogyny � fondness for women (Oh,
c�mon, like Miroku�s word could be anything else!)

Chapter 16 � Inuyasha�s
Plan
The three males stood there for a few
minutes, Miroku and Shippou
fading from Inuyasha�s awareness as he watched Kagome
finish making the breakfast porridge. She glanced at him, caught him staring,
and smiled slightly before going back to her work. Her cheeks grew rosier as he
continued to watch. Damn, she�s so beautiful, he thought. How in the world am I
going to�
So, what�s the plan again, Inuyasha�s conscience interrupted.
Don�t you know already?
Yeah, but it never hurts to double check
things. Why don�t you run it by me again, just to make sure I really
understand it.
I just need to show Kagome why being
married to me is a good thing.
You mean, why it�s better than the way
things were before you were married, right?
Yeah.
That�s what I thought you were thinking.
Why the hell did you ask, then?
There was always the possibility that it
was some terrible hallucination due to hunger, or maybe brain damage. His
conscience went on in an irritated mutter. �or
constant, unrelenting sexual frustration.
Oh, fuck you.
Well, that would take care of the
frustration part�
Inuyasha growled. Shut up, already! It�s a good plan!
It�s not a plan, it�s an idea. And
considering that so far, you haven�t thought of ANYTHING that makes being
married to you a good thing, I don�t think this idea is going to accomplish
a whole hell of a lot.
I just need to think about it a little
more, that�s all!
Uh huh, right. I don�t know why I bother
but here, let me help so you don�t strain yourself, genius. Think about it:
what is different now that you and Kagome are married? What can you give her as
a husband?
I can protect her, ha!
You did that before, dumbass.
What else?
Uh�I�d be a good provider�
Of what, exactly?
Food?
Give me a break. There�s a reason Kagome
is in charge of the food. You do okay on the gathering, I�ll admit. And you
might do well on the hunting�if you can keep from completely destroying
the animal when you kill it, which isn�t always a sure thing.
That boar was charging! I had to act
fast�
Yeah, well, I like to eat on a
regular basis, and Kagome like�s to eat on a regular basis, so why don�t
we just put your provisioning skills in the �maybe� column, eh? Honestly, Inuyasha, you don�t have a lot to offer her that she didn�t
already have when you weren�t wed. Face it, you
two were like a married couple before you even got married!
We were not!
Let�s see: sleep together, eat together,
protect each other, fight like cats and dogs�sounds
married to me! Of course, maybe there is one thing missing that
you could give her now.
What?
You know.
What�s with you and Kagome these days!
Would I fucking ask if I fucking knew! What is it?
Oh, c�mon now, what else can you do
for, well with, Kagome now that you�re married? Anything?
Anything different you can do now that you�re together? Something you haven�t
been able to do before now?
Inuyasha thought hard for a moment before sighing heavily. You
made your point. You�re right, there�s nothing I can offer her that she doesn�t
already have. This is hopeless.
Jeez, that�s not the point at all! His
conscience growled in frustration. SEX! Sex, you idiot! You can HAVE SEX!
You can give her sex and babies! THAT�S what you can do now that you�re
married. Holy crap, you are the densest hanyou on the
planet! How many times do I have to hint about this before you get a freakin� clue! Hell, Kouga
figured it out months ago! You don�t think he was planning to take her as his
mate and then go to a tea ceremony, did ya?
Will you stop talking about Kouga!
Kouga, Kouga, Kouga.
Oh, fucking grow up.
Look, take a page from Miroku�s
book and seduce your wife, dammit! Do you know how
long I waited for you to get off your ass and kiss that woman in the first
place? It took fucking forever! I do not plan to wait that long again
until we actually make love!
This is Kagome! I can�t � I can�t just
seduce her! It�s underhanded, and � and sneaky, and�
You have no fucking clue how to seduce
someone, do you?
... no.
Go talk to Miroku.
Now. Before you try this on your own and I lose any
hope of seeing Kagome naked before we die.
Fine.
Fine.
Inuyasha turned to say something to Miroku
only to find him already by the fireside, sitting next to Shippou
and wolfing down breakfast like one starved. Inuyasha
realized he�d been standing there talking to himself so intently that he�d
missed the call for food, and sheepishly walked over to get a bowl from Kagome.
�H-how are you feeling?� he asked
tentatively, holding his bowl in his hands and sitting down next to her.
�Fine.� She said without looking up from her own food.
�Um, you�re head�s not hurting you so much
anymore?�
�No, it�s much better now.� Kagome was
feeling very self-conscious having him sitting right next to her, especially
when she kept seeing Miroku and Sango
kissing in her head. She had pretty much come to terms with the whole situation
during the night. In the end, it was quite simple. She could either accept
marriage to the man she loved, or run from it. She hadn�t been the type of girl
to run away when things were difficult, not in a long time. So, easy, she
stayed.
Coming to terms with Inuyasha�s
stupidity and how much he irritated her might take a bit longer to work
through, but she was definitely going to try. She just wanted to leave the
whole issue of how it happened behind them and work on where to go from
here. Eventually. Right now, however, she was
simply going to enjoy sitting together. It had been a while since they could
just sit quietly. She�d forgotten how restful it could be, how nice it felt.
She was concentrating on him so intently, it was almost as though she could feel the heat of
him through her clothes. Wait a second, she could feel
the heat of him through her clothes! She looked down to her side abruptly to
see his arm behind her back, one large, warm palm gently squeezing her bottom. Woah, time out! She hadn�t thought about that yet!
�Wha- Inuyasha! Inuyasha, what are you
doing!� she squeaked, turning bright red. And then she panicked and threw her
porridge at him, hitting him square in the face. He sputtered for a moment.
�Hey, what the hell was that for?� he asked,
growling as he pushed the sticky paste out of his eyes.
�You were- You had your hand �� she suddenly became aware of the very interested
gazes of Miroku and Shippou
a few feet away. �You know very well what that was for!� she hissed. His ears
drooped as confusion spread across his face.
�But, but I thought��
�Yeah, well�just stop thinking, okay?� she
managed to get out past her embarrassment, before turning to head after Sango and into the woods.
What the hell was that? roared
his conscience.
What? You said I should get advice from
Miroku! He does this all the time�
ADVICE! That means talk to him, not
act like him! Shit, what an idiot. There�s a reason that Sango smacks Miroku around so
much.
Well, how the hell was I supposed to
know? He grabbed Sango just a few minutes ago and
everything was fine! I thought maybe the marriage�
Technique. You gotta remember
technique. Inuyasha�s conscience was quite
a moment. I will give you this, though. Kagome�s bottom was, well�
Amazing.
That�s the word I was looking for. We gotta talk to Miroku soon.
Inuyasha looked over at Miroku
and Shippou as he heard guffaws break out.
�If you could see your
face, Inuyasha!� Miroku chortled.
�What?� he snapped irritably.
Miroku wiped a tear from his eye as he continued
laughing. ��and the look on Kagome�s face! I
don�t know who was more shocked, you or her!�
�I don�t see what�s so funny! This shit
happens to you all the time, you stupid monk!�
�But not to you and Kagome.� Broke in Shippou. �It�s much
funnier when you do it.�
Inuyasha flushed. �Is not, you stupid fox.�
Miroku managed to devolve into chuckles as opposed to
outright laughter. �I�m sorry, you�re right, we shouldn�t laugh.� He said, biting his lip as it trembled with the effort not to start
off again. �It�s simply that�I don�t believe I have ever seen you
approach Kagome with that particular, ahem, body part on your mind. It was
quite unexpected.�
�I don�t know why.� Inuyasha
muttered, annoyed, �We�re married now, aren�t we?�
Like you didn�t need me
to point this part out, you big faker, his conscience interjected.
We�ll talk about it later, jerk.
Miroku cleared his throat. �You�re not foolish enough to
think that this is somehow the panacea to all your troubles, are you? Marriage
won�t cure all the difficulties you and Kagome had before you were wed, Inuyasha.�
�I know that!�
��and that means that if you want to
�become intimate with your wife, you�ll need to take it slowly. It�s new for
her to, remember.�
Inuyasha scowled at Miroku,
completely uncomfortable with Shippou standing next
to them and listening to all of this. �Shippou,
go see how the girls are doing, okay?�
�Aw, but I want to stay and � �
�NOW!� Shippou scowled at Inuyasha, sticking his tongue out before scampering off
after the women.
Inuyasha turned back to Miroku,
already in a bad mood. �Slowly, huh? Like you just did
with Sango? That didn�t look too slow to me!�
Miroku looked somewhat abashed. �That was a mistake. But
you have to remember that Sango and I have been doing
this a lot longer than you and Kagome!�
�What, grabbing her ass counts as foreplay
now! That�s crap and you know it! Admit it, if this was such great advice,
you�d be following it yourself!�
Miroku glared at him. �Well, I am attempting to!� he said
in irritation, �It�s simply difficult when one has an inherited philogyny and Sango is so�
so�� his hands came out as though he were grabbing something.
�Yeah, I know.� When Miroku�s
eyebrow shot up, Inuyasha backtracked, �Not about Sango! Kagome! Kagome is really� It�s really hard not to�
Well, you know what I mean, right?� he asked impatiently.
�Unfortunately, yes.� Miroku
sighed. �Welcome to the world of man�s weakness in the face of women, Inuyasha.�
�Welcome, my ass. This sucks. Now that
I�ve started to think about it, I can�t stop! How the hell is this supposed to
work! How do I-� he lowered his voice, �Miroku, I need some help here. Do you know how I could, you
know..�
�Seduce?� Miroku
provided wryly.
�Um, yeah, that�with Kagome?� he waited
impatiently for the answer.
Miroku was unusually serious. �Honestly? I�m not sure. It
might be better to work on some of your other difficulties with her first.�
�We�ll be working on those, too, but I
want to start on this now.�
�Well, a lot of it is simply paying
attention.� When Inuyasha snorted, he went on
quickly. �I�m quite serious. Find out what she likes, what feels good to her,
what makes her emotional or excited. It�s not the same for every woman. You
have to remember, most women find importance in much more than physical
touching.�
�Huh?�
�For example, if you had been alone, or in
some place Kagome finds very beautiful, she might have reacted completely
differently to your, ahem, wooing.�
�Really? So, I gotta be watching
her, and watching what�s around her, and watching what she thinks about it
all?�
�That�s one manner of putting it.�
�But that�s impossible! I don�t even know
what she�s thinking now, how am I supposed to think up things to do and
try to figure out what she�s thinking!� he kicked the ground viciously. �This
is hopeless.� He glared at the dirt on his toes for a moment before looking
back up at Miroku. �You�re just shittin�
me, aren�t you? �Cause I�ve watched you with Sango,
and I sure as hell don�t see you figuring out what she likes, or you�d
get slapped a lot less often.�
Miroku shrugged. �I�ll admit, I tend to react more
impulsively around Sango than other women, but
truly�one of the reasons I found her so fascinating in the first place is
because I can�t figure out what she�s thinking. It�s very�arousing to be near
someone who keeps you on your toes.� He sighed, �It just makes it much more
difficult when it comes to romance.�
�You mean sex.� Inuyasha
corrected.
�You can be so crude, �Miroku
said, rolling his eyes. When Inuyasha continued to
look at him, he blew out a breath, �All right, yes, that as well.�
�That�s what I thought. So, pretty much,
you can�t even do what you�re telling me I should do.�
�You could look at it that way.�
�It is that way, you dummy. So that
leaves us�where? Completely celibate for the rest of our
fucking lives?�
Miroku looked at him again. �It simply means that�things
may take a little while before we can work them out. I have faith that you and
Kagome will do well together, Inuyasha��
�Wish I did.� Inuyasha
muttered.
��and as for Sango
and I, well, it is amazing what someone can accomplish with enough motivation,
really. And I�ve been feeling quite motivated of late. To have the
world believe one is a timid, mouse of a man who�s afraid of his own wife is
surprisingly inspirational. Honestly, the way I feel right now, I believe
my wife and I have a good chance at making this work.�
�You and Kagome both. You should hear how she goes on about you two
getting together. It�s annoying.�
Miroku looked speculatively towards the trees. �Hmmm, I
hadn�t thought of that. Maybe she�d be willing to help me-�
�Hell, who knows. You better be the one to
ask her, though. Right now, I think anything I ask is going to get cut down
immediately.�
Miroku reached over to pat him on the back. �Don�t worry, anger over that type of thing usually takes,
oh, about an hour to go away. Then it�s done.� At Inuyasha�s
stare, he pointed to his own face, �At the very least, this I have
experience with. Two hours, at the most.�
Inuyasha sighed. �I�ll remember that.� He said, rubbing his
face, and grimacing as his hand came into contact with the gummy mess there. �Bleh. I�m gonna
go wash this crap off. Wait for me, eh?�
Miroku nodded absently to Inuyasha�s
back, already trying to figure out what to do when Sango
and Kagome worked up the courage to return to camp.
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