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::Neechan #1 locks Necchan #2 into small closet::

"Now you are going to stay in there as punishment for misspelling my precious Bankotsu�s name. Not just once, but through the whole story!"

Neechan #2 whimpers. "But I wrote it three in the morning, my hands and brain don�t always agree on things that late�or early�whatever."

"That doesn�t matter, you must be punished."

"But you didn�t catch it either! You were supposed to be my editor too!"

"Excuses, excuses. Now be a good girl and write the next installment while you sit there and suffer for your mistake."

Neechan #2 sticks her tongue out but concedes. "Yeah, yeah. Your Bankotsu, keh! Not like we own them or anything."
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Rin�s eyes passed over the numerous hands raised in the air, quite a few shaking in anticipation of being answered. Still not completely sure of who would have the safest question to begin with, she picked one she hoped wouldn�t send the class into an uproar.

"Kagome."

The young girl looked straight faced and composed. "They say that if a youkai is�in heat, that the males will come and just take a girl with or without her consent. Is that true?"

Rin laughed to herself. "I suppose you would be referring to the �Hot Springs� urban legend."

The class whispered among themselves though no one answered her.

"The latest version of it I have heard is a teenage human girl, perhaps 15-18 years old, was wandering through the woods late at night. Mind you, no one knows why in the world she was in the woods in the middle of the night, but that�s not the point. Anyway, this girl stumbles upon the most beautiful natural hot spring she has ever seen in her life. Being late at night it is obviously cold so she decides to take a dip to warm herself.

�Since she is in the middle of the woods late at night she expects no one else to be nearby and is completely oblivious to her surroundings. Then, without warning, two strong hands grab her and in some fashion, depending on the version of the story, a youkai rapes and marks her; all done because the youkai was in such a state of heat that he couldn�t think of anything but finding and taking a female. Now the girl ends up not caring about any of this as the experience was so incredibly pleasurable. She immediately accepts him and they proceed to mate throughout the night. Would that be the story you heard?"

Kagome fidgeted in her seat. "Something close to that."

"Well, allow me to say that is, for the most part, an urban legend. First, look at the setting. A human teenage girl is in the woods late at night and stumbles upon a natural hot spring. Tell me, when was the last time any of you were in the woods and magically found a hot spring? And then of course there is the mysterious youkai in heat who created such an unbelievable sexual experience that the girl doesn�t care that she has been raped. Where did he come from? Why was he in the woods late at night? If he was that in need I�m sure he could have found a woman quite eager to satisfy him for a price."

Several of the girls blushed at Rin�s bluntness.

She continued. "In truth, that legend came about from centuries ago when it very well was possible for a person to just find a hot spring and bathe. During that point in history youkai were�less than welcome in human villages and it was possible for a youkai to just come and take a girl. This, however, also required a few things.

�One. Not only must the youkai be in heat, but the female would have to be as well. Youkai can sense female arousal and a male in heat will search for such a female as his instincts know she is ready to mate. So, if you are alone, at night, bathing in an unknown hot spring, make sure you are not in heat or aroused."

Kagome�s face won first place as she was flushed a deep scarlet. Kikyou was in second place thanks to a mild crimson blush, and Sango was tied with Souten for third with slight reddening of their faces. Ayame was the only girl unaffected, or rather she was diligently taking notes as her eyes passed from their strong attention to Rin to a desired gaze at Kouga.

"Second condition is that there are no aroused female youkai nearby. A youkai overcome by sexual desire will naturally prefer to mate with another youkai." Ayame�s eyes lit brighter than ever. "This is a result of their instinct to create strong offspring. If there are any female youkai nearby in a state of arousal or in heat the youkai will seek that female out over a human."

Kouga began moving his desk forward, away from the second row where Ayame sat in quiet, but malevolent, fits of laughter. A small drawing of a hot spring and two stick figures in an obviously very indecent position was resting on her desktop.

"The third condition," Rin said unaffected by any of the students, "is that the youkai male does not already have a mate."

Kouga and Ayame both perked up at this. He still had a chance at freedom.

"If the male youkai has already taken a mate then his desire will be placed solely onto her. His lusted mind will search her out no matter how far away she is and if you are that mate and you see him coming you may want to run to a private place as he will not care where you are once he does find you."

InuYasha shuddered at her last statement and covered his eyes. Worried, Kagome leaned in next to him.

"InuYasha, are you alright?" she whispered.

He just shook his head. "Bad memories."

Kagome quickly reclaimed her scarlet title, and after a hesitant glance at Rin decided it was best just to look at her desk.

"Now, who else has a question they don�t mind asking aloud?" Rin asked cheerfully.

Kouga�s hand shot into the air with unparalleled speed.

"Kouga, correct?"

"Yeah. Now, that video talked about youkai mating youkai and hanyous mating youkai or humans, but what about a youkai who wants to mate and mark a human?"

Rin sighed and titled her head to the side. "Yes, the video is lacking on that department. When it was made human/youkai couples were still considered taboo."

"But you can tell us, can�t you?" Kouga asked enthusiastically.

Several of the students nodded.

"Yeah, what�s it like to be mated to sensei?" Bankotsu asked from the back.

Sesshoumaru eyed the young boy carefully. Anything Bankotsu said was bound to lead to trouble, or worse, Rin will force him to get involved in her little lecture. Rin just laughed as they continued to bombard her with questions.

"Isn�t it true that mating with a youkai is far, far more pleasurable than anything a hanyou or human can provide?" Kouga asked, adding a wink to Kagome and earning a growl from InuYasha.

Rin held her hands up to silence them. "Is it true youkai are more pleasurable while mating? That is debatable. As I have never experienced a human or hanyou I cannot answer that question. From what is known, a male youkai can provide extreme pleasure for his female partner; however, he can also provide the most unsatisfying experience. The same is true for hanyous."

All males attention was now completely focused on Rin. Miroku had a glimmer of hope filling his shadowed eyes.

"How can they be unsatisfying?" Bankotsu asked cheerily from the back.

Again, Sesshoumaru watched the human. He was up to something.

"Their size can cause severe pain for a human female if not properly mated."

"Properly mated?" a hesitant Kagome asked.

Rin nodded. "Some male youkai become too excited before they begin mating. If that should happen in order to relieve himself he may force himself into his partner before she is fully prepared. As such, the larger size of the males can be extremely painful to the female and she will experience no pleasure from their encounter."

Several girls crossed their legs and fidgeted in their seats as they thought of this prospect.

"Next question."

"Yo, Rin-sensei!" Bankotsu called from the back.

Now what was the boy planning? Sesshoumaru prepared himself for what would either cause a fight or insane shrieks from the girls. He silently prayed for the fight, then he could intervene in a less than delicate manner.

"Ah, the ever infamous Bankotsu. What is your question?"

Bankotsu smirked. "Is it true that when a dog youkai fucks he calls the woman �bitch?�"

One of the classrooms mysterious accidents was about to happen to the foolish boy but Rin responded before it could. She leaned forward and sent him a sadistic smile.

"I assure you, once mating, neither partner thinks about saying anything."

The class burst into fits of giggling and hushed whispers. Sesshoumaru rubbed the spot between his eyebrows again. Why was she encouraging them? InuYasha appeared in a similar state as the giggling was coming primarily from Kagome and Sango who were glancing at each other.

"Next?" Rin asked with her uncompromising cheerfulness.

Everyone quieted as Naraku raised his hand. Rin looked at him a moment in thought.

"I�m afraid I don�t remember you name."

"Naraku, Rin-sensei," he said ever so politely.

"Alright, Naraku. What is your question?"

"Would absorbing a woman be considered mating or does it have to be intercourse?"

Everyone stared at the hanyou in a mixture of shock and disgust, that is, everyone but Rin. She laughed to herself.

"Would it surprise you to know you aren�t the first person to ask me that question?"

All the remaining students shuddered simultaneously.

"As to the answer, no. Among the youkai community mating requires an interaction between both parties that could, in the end, produce some kind of offspring provided one is not sterile. Absorbing, while it does involve an interaction between two people does not produce offspring, therefore, it is not considered mating."

Naraku slumped down rather depressed. From the back laughter could be heard.

"Cheer up, Naraku. It isn�t like this makes you a virgin or anything," Bankotsu yelled.

Naraku�s head slowly creaked back till he was looking at the two humans. "What are you talking about?"

Bankotsu and Jakotsu glanced at each other then turned back to Naraku. Bankotsu smiled mischievously. "Remember the party you threw after you brought us back to life and everything. Didn�t you wonder why I wasn�t drinking while everyone else was getting smashed? Jakotsu can hold his liquor like no one else. I never get drunk around him cause you never know what might happen when he�s the only sober one."

For the first time ever Naraku looked disgusted. "You can�t be serious."

"Well, for those who may not believe there are some rather disturbing pictures in my possession. A blackmailer�s fantasy actually. I suppose for a price I might be able to part with them."

Naraku�s face twisted in muted shock as the boys in the room were pooling their money. The girls seemed to follow Naraku�s example and were either too shocked or too disgusted to speak.

"Yo, how much?" Kouga asked as he hurriedly gave Miroku all the money in his pockets.

Bankotsu smiled again. "How much you got?"

"You bastards!" Naraku yelled. "I brought you back to life and this is what you do!"

"Hey, I can give you three reasons why I don�t care. One�" Bankotsu stopped and sat thinking.

"We�re mercenaries," Jakotsu whispered.

"We�re mercenaries!" Bankotsu repeated enthusiastically. "Two�"

"We�re psychotic."

"We�re psychotic mercenaries! And three�"

Silence. Bankotsu looked over at a dumbfounded Jakotsu who just shrugged. "We�re dead?"

"We�re dead psychotic mercenaries!"

Naraku was once again speechless.

"Hey, we got $57!" InuYasha called back.

"Make that $77," Kouga corrected as he hurriedly took Ayame�s money on the condition he go on a date with her.

Bankotsu leaned back in his chair. "Come now, what do you think I am selling here. This is high class blackmailing material. It doesn�t come cheap."

Sesshoumaru had enough of this nonsense. While it had been amusing to see Naraku disgusted for once he was supposed to be the teacher here.

Both Bankotsu and Jakotsu found themselves flat on their backs as the legs of their chairs suddenly disappeared. With both boys looking up Sesshoumaru leaned over his desk and stared at them.

"What do you think you are doing?"

Bankotsu smiled up at him nervously, while all the boys began returning to money to each other. "We were�well�that is�"

"We were selling marijuana!" Jakotsu said smugly as if that were the best idea ever.

Bankotsu just stared at him, a single eyebrow twitching. "That�s illegal, you idiot."

"Oh�sorry. Didn�t mean to say that. What I meant to say was�"

Bankotsu covered Jakotsu�s mouth to silence him. "Just let it go, he heard the whole thing."

Sesshoumaru returned to his more reclined position in his leather chair. "Pay attention or I break Banryuu."

Bankotsu stood immediately, grabbing Jakotsu by the hair and yanked him up. They both obtained new chairs, again in Bankotsu�s case, and returned their attention to Rin.

At the front of the room Rin was struggling to suppress her laughter. "Next question?"

Ayame�s hand was the first up. Still not fully composed from her amusement Rin just nodded to her.

"Isn�t it true that if a youkai promises to marry another youkai he has to go through with it?" Her glare was fixed on Kouga as she said, �has.�

Kouga�s brown eye sparkled as Rin spoke. "Actually, no, he doesn�t."

"What?!" Ayame screamed half-jumping out of her seat. "Yes he does!"

"Only if there was a blood exchange at the time of the promise," Rin corrected.

Ayame stared dumbfounded. "Blood exchange?"

Rin nodded. "A betrothal contract must be signed with an exchange of blood between the two in question."

"Does it have to be a consensual blood exchange, or can I just beat him to a pulp and then exchange blood while forcing him to repeat his promise?"

With no where else to go Kouga inched his desk closer to InuYasha as Ayame�s mixed look of hunger and anger was beginning to scare him. InuYasha not wanting to be that close to Kouga scooted his desk closer to Kagome who in turn moved closer to InuYasha without anyone realizing.

Rin shook her head. "I�m sorry Ayame, for the contract to be legitimate it must be a consensual exchange."

"Fuck it all!" the young wolf yelled before plopping back into her chair and sulking.

Kouga let out a sigh of relief and began returning his desk to its proper place but stopped when he noticed how close InuYasha and Kagome were sitting. Hoping to keep the dog hanyou in line Kouga moved closer so he could be in striking distance should InuYasha try anything.

"Well, anymore questions you would like to�"

Rin was interrupted by the classroom door opening and a fifteen-year-old human boy walking in. He carried two large bags, one pick and one blue, as well as what appeared to be a reel for the projector.

"Houjou-kun?" Kagome whispered more to herself than anyone else.

"Higurashi-san, good to see you again," he said smiling.

The room suddenly shook from the vibrations of two very strong growls directed at the young boy. Kouga and InuYasha were both leaning forwards over their desk fangs bared and eyes burning at Houjou. He quickly made his way over to Rin and handed her the items.

"Here is everything you asked for Rin-sensei."

"Thank you. Could you take the other reel back to my office for me?" she said motioning for Jaken to give Houjou the �Youkai Bond of Love� reel.

"Of course, Rin-sensei. Is there anything else you need before I go home for the day?"

"No, just lock up my office for me and that�s all," Rin said without looking up from her examination of the bag�s contents.

Houjou was about to leave when Kagome stopped him. "Houjou-kun, why are you still at school?"

Sesshoumaru was sure his desk was shaking now as the growling increased dramatically.

Houjou sent a weary glance over to the two angry youkai before answering. "I am the president of the Health Club, so I help Rin-sensei when she does her after school lectures."

"I see," Kagome stuttered. She was having trouble speaking fluidly as her desk was shaking violently.

Houjou brought up his courage and leaned in close to Kagome�s ear. "You may want to seriously think about buying more of the sample you get today."

Kagome looked at him confused but he didn�t elaborate. Houjou waved good-bye as he hurried out of the room, allowing the students to recover from the unexpected youkai outburst. Kagome took a deep breath and closed her eyes only to find a small pink bag with a bright neon yellow bow on her desk when she opened them again. She looked back to Sango and saw Rin giving her the same kind of package. Kikyou also received one, while Miroku, Bankotsu, and Jakotsu received similar blue bags with neon green bows.

Ayame, still highly cross from her earlier question, stared at the bag on Kagome�s desk. "Rin-sensei, how come none of the youkai get one of them?"

Rin snickered to herself. "You won�t want what they just received."

"A perfume bottle?" Sango asked as she stared at what she had removed from the bag.

It was a small, round glass container with a spritzer top and a fluffy pink puff attached to the top. Inside was a dull yellow liquid. The boys had the same type of bottle only with a fluffy black puff on theirs. Sango gave the puff a slight squeeze and watched as the yellow liquid was sprayed over her desk and arm.

"What is this stuff," Kikyou asked as she too sprayed the bottle in an attempt to figure out what it smelled like.

"Who cares what it is," Bankotsu yelled from the back. "Why the hell do we have a puff ball on ours!"

"I don�t know," Jakotsu said happily. "I think it looks cute."

"What you hold in you hand," Rin interrupted, "is high powered youkai repellant."

"So that�s what Houjou meant," Kagome said to herself.

Rin continued. "If you are ever worried about enticing a youkai or hanyou because of an unexpected arousal or you happen to be in heat you wear this. It is extremely potent though, so no more than one spray should be used in a twenty-four hour period."

"But Sango and Kikyou both sprayed it and I don�t smell anything," InuYasha commented.

"It only goes into effect if it comes into contact with certain chemicals in the human body." Everyone was getting pretty confused by this point. "In other words, they did not spray in the correct place. The will need to aim a lot lower for it to react."

Kagome did not just lose her title she was thoroughly catapulted from the winners circle as Sango, who still could feel the odd liquid on her arm, ran over red, surpassed scarlet, crushed crimson, and succeeding in producing a bright purple color on her cheeks.

"Well, I don�t need this shit," Bankotsu said crudely.

Beside him Jakotsu sighed. "I don�t either. I am trying to entice a hanyou, not send him away."

Both InuYasha and Naraku shuddered at Jakotsu�s statement, each silently praying he was referring to the other. Miroku pushed his still unopened bag back to the edge of his desk.

"Why should I want to refuse any woman who wants to be with me?"

Sango�s flushed face whipped over to glare at the young houshi. Her normally brown eyes seemed to burn with the brightest rage. Miroku quickly ran to the back and grabbed both Bankotsu and Jakotsu�s bottle before returning to his desk.

"I meant to say I will be needing much more than just one bottle as I would never want to attract the attention of any other girl." He laughed nervously as Sango�s gaze slowly left him. He sighed. "I hate my life."

Everyone was started by the sudden addition of a raspy voice.

"Rin-sensei, it�s ready," Jaken said from his place at the projector. Most of the students had forgotten he was still in the room.

"We have another video!" Souten cried out terrified.

Rin just smiled at her. "I guarantee there will be no members of your family in this one."

"Thank god," she said relieved, resting her head against Shippo�s shoulder. The kitsune�s eyes widened but he didn�t try to move her.

"Jaken-san, if you would start the film."

The antique projector once again spun, creating an eerie whistling noise. On the screen four words that made all eyes stare in shock appeared in large black letters.

The Miracle of Birth

A middle aged man with smoothed black hair pulled into a small ponytail stood in front of two double doors. Above the doors were the words �Maternity Ward.�

"Hello. My name is Suikotsu and I will be giving you an inside look at the wonderful process that is childbirth."

The doctor pushed open the ward doors and headed down a hallway. On either side were large glass windows through which a number of infants, both youkai and human, could be seen.

"We are very lucky today as we have been given permission to witness the birth of a hanyou," Suikotsu said as he opened another door.

In the room was a very pregnant human woman sitting on a bed. Her face was covered in sweat and her breathing was heavy. Holding her hand was a tall, olive haired youkai. Three purple stripes were on his face and by their ragged appearance he seemed to be more stressed than his mate.

"Tsukiyomi, how are you doing?" Suikotsu asked cheerily as he approached the two.

The young woman laughed. "Well, Hoshiyomi may need a sedative soon, but the baby and I are doing fine."

"We�ll keep one ready for him just in case," Suikotsu laughed. "Why don�t you all say hi to all those joining us today."

Tsukiyomi waved happily to the camera. "Hello, everyone."

Suikotsu talked to a nurse before returning to the couple. "Well, we won�t be waiting long now. You are almost completely dilated. How are the�"

Tsukiyomi�s cheerful appearance vanished in a second as her entire body tensed up. Her breathing speed into fast pain-filled gasps as her fingers dug into her mate�s arm. Hoshiyomi�s face showed his discomfort, whether it was from seeing his mate in such a condition or her long nails breaking the skin of his arm couldn�t be determined.

Miroku understood the youkai�s pain all too well as Sango was clutching onto his wrist for dear life. Each time Tsukiyomi cried out Sango jerked and whimpered at the sight. As the video continued and the labor progressed, Miroku�s hand was turning ever more purple from the lack of blood flow.

Most of the other students seemed to find the video just as distressing, though not as physically abusive. Kagome and Kikyou continued to watch, though more out of curiosity of what they would one day have to experience. Ayame looked thoroughly disgusted by the entire scene, while Kouga seemed rather confused at exactly how the baby would make it out of her body. InuYasha was covering his eyes and absolutely refused to watch, and Naraku had decided to begin his evening absorption list, completely forgetting about the video. Shippo and Souten, both agreeing never to have children, were now playing poker at their seats. Bankotsu decided this was a good point to take a nap and Jakotsu was silently thanking God he was born gay and not a woman.

As the labor became delivery, and the images on the video being both graphic and unedited, Miroku�s face found new and amazing expressions of pain he never knew he could make. Most of all he wondered how in the hell Sango ever got so strong. He was sure if she didn�t let go soon, his wrist was going to break. Then�the head was seen.

Both Sango�s eyes and mouth widened in horror as Tsukiyomi pushed the infant from her body and the room was filled not just with the mother-to-be�s screams but Sango�s and Miroku�s. The young slayer was half out of her seat having pushed all her weight up. Unfortunately for the houshi, it was onto his forearm that the girl�s weight now pressed.

Everyone was relieved when the film finally ended. Sango, looking extremely traumatized, sunk back into her chair still grasping the poor boy�s arm. Miroku used his free hand to nudge her. Slowly, her brown eyes turned to glare at him.

"If you ever ask me to bear you a child again I will kill you."

"Actually, I was going to ask you to let go of my wrist, please," Miroku whimpered.

Sango looked down at her hands for the first time realizing she was holding onto him. A scarlet blush crossed her cheeks and she immediately released her grip.

"I�m�I�m sorry."

Rin moved back to the center of the room and drew everyone�s attention. As Bankotsu was still sleeping Sesshoumaru kicked his chair throwing the mercenary into his desk.

"I take it you all didn�t like that video?" Rin asked everyone.

"Why the hell did we have to watch that?!" Sango screamed. "I am never having children now!"

Rin burst into laughter. "One day you will. That video won�t stop nature from taking its course. However it may have done its job of delaying it."

"What?" a number of students asked at once.

"Anyway," Rin said, cheerfully clapping her hands together. "Do we still have any questions to ask in the open or shall we go to the written ones?"

"Rin-sensei," Bankotsu called smirking. "I have another question."

"Hopefully it is more thought out than your last one."

"Yeah, this is a real question."

"All right, what is it?"

Bankotsu leaned forward in his desk so that he appeared as if he were actually paying attention in class. "Let�s say a human want to live a real long time. Ah, screw that. I want to live a shit ass long time. Now if I got marked by a female youkai would that happen?"

"Wow," Rin said shocked. "A surprisingly good question."

"Everyone has their moments," InuYasha whispered.

"Shut up, you dog bastard," Bankotsu responded.

"As to your question," Rin intervened. "Yes, if you were marked by a female youkai you would gain her longevity. It is a perk of mating a youkai or hanyou."

"Excellent," he said smiling.

InuYasha scoffed. "Like it matters. You�re dead, remember? The dead can�t do that."

"Of course we can!" Kikyou screamed rushing up to take the young hanyou�s arm. "Don�t you remember? The night in the forest�"

Kagome bolted out of her chair and leaned in so InuYasha�s and her noses were barely centimeters apart. "What night in the forest?!"

"There was no night in the forest! I swear! Kikyou and I never did anything together."

Kagome didn�t have a chance to respond as she was pulled away from her hanyou and into Kouga�s tight embrace. "You see Kagome, he just cheats on you. Come back with me and I will show you how a real youkai treats his mate."

Searching for a way to free herself of Kouga, Kagome scanned the room. She found her salvation nearby, she only hoped Kouga would take the bait. "While you are showing me how a youkai treats a woman it seems Bankotsu is showing Ayame how a human treats a woman."

Kouga blinked for a moment, then, slowly, his head turned to Ayame�s desk. She was still in her chair, but sitting on her desktop was Bankotsu; the indecent stick figure drawing she had previously made was now forgotten on the floor. Bankotsu slid closer to her and played with the edges of her curly hair, a sensual smile grazing his handsome face.

Kouga released Kagome and stormed over to the couple. "What the hell do you think you are doing!"

Bankotsu just waved him away arrogantly, not even bothering to look at him. "I am talking to a beautiful, intelligent, sensuous, young woman whom you seem to have no care for, so just go back to your human girl."

"You human shit, get away from her!"

Ayame�s gaze locked onto the youkai, anger seething in each emerald eye. "Now you think you have some claim over me! You ungrateful, disgusting, despicable, two timing, no good wolf!"

"He toys with your heart," Bankotsu added.

"You don�t care about my feelings!"

"He thinks he can control you."

"You think I will just lay down whenever you bark!"

"A�Ayame," Kouga stuttered backing away slightly.

Meanwhile, Kikyou and Kagome had begun a tug of war using InuYasha�s arms as the rope. Suddenly, Jakotsu, having been left behind by Bankotsu, decided to join the fray and slid his arms around InuYasha�s neck hugging him happily as neither girl would let go and let the other win.

At the side wall Shippo and Souten had taken this opportunity to get closer to one another, specifically their mouths and tongues, which were becoming very well aquatinted.

Nearby Naraku could be heard making a few changes to his evening absorption list as he witnessed the chaos around him. Beneath the heading of �main course� Kikyou and Kagome�s names were erased in favor of a far more spirited and exotic looking Ayame. �Appetizer� was changed from InuYasha to Kouga as Naraku always liked the taste of fear and Kouga was simmering in that at the moment. Only �dessert� had yet to be filled in.

On the opposite side Miroku was attempting to guilt Sango into letting him closer. He held out his right arm, the one she had been clenching onto, and put on a pathetic, childish pout. She finally relented and gently took his arm so as to examine the now apparent bruises. Her body immediately tensed in a solemn reminder why the houshi was not supposed to be so near. His uninjured hand had found its way to her firm posterior and was reveling in the feeling. Furious, Sango grabbed the bottle of Youkai Repellant and sprayed Miroku in the face. After wiping it off he gave her a lecherous smile.

"Now, Sango, that is not where you�re supposed to spray that," he said sliding his hands up the inside of her thighs.

A burgundy rage filled Sango�s face from bottom to top as one hand grabbed both of Miroku�s wrists and squeezed tighter than ever, while the other slapped him repeatedly.

All the while Sesshoumaru sat, legs propped up on his desk, eyes closed, completely indifferent to the whole event. It wasn�t like this was the first time they did something like this. Rin stared at her mate from the front of the room and finally began to realize why he had insisted on supervising this. What other teacher could handle these students?

"I know," Naraku cried happily, though no one paid him any attention. "I�ll take Rin-sensei for dessert!"

Sesshoumaru�s golden eyes shot open as Naraku�s laughter reached his sensitive ears. Seeing that her mate would soon take action against the class Rin decided to try and protect as many as she could.

"Who would like to know something incredibly embarrassing about InuYasha?"

All movement and noise in the room ceased. One by one the intrigued students looked to Rin, who was smiling malevolently.

"If all of you are quiet and behaved the rest of the time I will tell you something InuYasha would never want anyone to know."

All students immediately returned to their normal seats and stared at her attentively, that is everyone but InuYasha. His pleading amber eyes stared at his sister-in-law.

"Please, Nee-chan, you can�t do this to me!" When Rin remained silent InuYasha turned to his last hope. "Sessy, onii-san, don�t let her do this!"

"Take your seat, ototo."

InuYasha looked to Kagome, but her curiosity combined with her anger at his two-timing nature left her silent to his cries for help. He turned to Kikyou, but since he had looked to Kagome first she decided to let him suffer. Without another option InuYasha was about to resign himself to his fate, but stopped when he thought of a perfect way to get someone to make noise�at least he thought it was a perfect way.

He stopped just in front of his desk and pointed straight in the air. "I will mark the first person who makes a noise!"

The entire room waited with baited breath to see who moved first.

One Song

Glory

InuYasha couldn�t look.

One Song

Before I go

Glory

It wasn�t true.

One song to leave behind

Find one song

Ayame uncovered Kikyou�s mouth, which she had originally done to ensure Kagome spoke up first.

One last refrain

Glory

Kagome was released from the suffocating hold Kouga had placed on her hoping Kikyou would cry out first.

From the pretty boy front man

Who wasted opportunity

One song

InuYasha�s head creaked behind him in terror at what we was hearing.

He had the world at his feet

Glory!

The hanyou�s gaze fell upon Jakotsu, who in a split second had rushed to the front of the room to come to the aid of the desperate hanyou, and was at the moment singing a very good rendition of �One Song Glory� from the play Rent. InuYasha didn�t care about that. What InuYasha cared about was the fact that Jakotsu was the first one to make noise, and that he had failed to specify gender in his earlier offer.

Jakotsu stopped singing and hurried over to take InuYasha�s shaking arm. "How was that Inu-chan? Oh I always knew you loved me! We will be so happy from now on. You�ll see, it only hurts the first time."

InuYasha couldn�t move. He couldn�t speak. Hell, he couldn�t even think! All he saw was one hyper, dead, psychotic mercenary jumping up and down hugging him.

Now, while he found it highly amusing to see his little brother in such a terrified state there was no way Sesshoumaru was going to allow that into his house. He stood up and gently rested his hands on his desk, drawing the attention of everyone in the room.

"InuYasha�cannot sleep without having a stuffed rabbit he named Ryu-chan. If Ryu-chan ever is lost he goes into a panic and will tear the entire house apart looking for him. When Rin forced him to put the rabbit into the wash InuYasha waited in front of the washer and dryer till it was done."

Silence. Coughing. Giggling. Laughting. Hysteria. The entire room was rolling with uncontrollable fits. Only Rin and Sesshoumaru were calm. Jakotsu cried all the to the back of the room where Bankotsu was nearly falling out of his chair from laughing. InuYasha had collapsed to the floor whispering, "My life is over."

As the class slowly recovered Rin just shook her head. "Are there any more questions?"
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InuYasha runs up to Neechan #2. "What the fuck does that have to do with Demon Sex Ed?!"

"Nothing, but I found it damn amusing."

"You made me into a pansy!"

"Shut up, I couldn�t resist. It was too great."

Inu grumbles off and takes a stuffed rabbit out of his haori to comfort him.

Ok, who the hell knows where half of that came from, but because it did come out there will be a third installment of this story. For those who managed to pay attention between my demented tangents, we have yet gotten to the written questions.

And if anyone can tell me why in the world Jakotsu sang �One Song Glory� I would love to know, cause I don�t even understand that and I wrote it.

"It�s a great song!" Jakotsu called from the back. "And I was Roger in last year�s production!"

InuYasha's head pops back into the scene. "I thought you would have been Angel."

"I can act straight."

Neechan #2 just shakes her head. "What the hell am I on?"
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