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This is Gonna be a Pain in the Ass	By : szaugg Category: InuYasha > General Views: 14150 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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A/N Well, since I have so many stories going on, with a lot of people
reading ALL of them, (which is pretty cool, by the way. Thank you all you
reviewing maniacs. I totally appreciate all the support!), I�m going to
try to only update one or two chapters on one story before doing the next so
that none get left unattended for too long, ya
know? The editing may not be as pretty sometimes, but I�ll try and go
back over once I�ve finished everything sometime. Yeah, I know I could be
patient and do it all perfect the first time around, but if I don�t get it out,
I�ll obsess until it�s �just� right and you�d never get to see it. That
means I stick to what works, eh? Sooo, Uke or Other Side of the Kazaana
is likely next, with H X 2 after that, and then this sucker again.
Hopefully that will work.

Chapter 2 � But I wanted to DO
it!

Inuyasha wrinkled his nose. There it was
again, that smell. He leaned over slightly, being careful not to
spill his bowl, and sniffed carefully at Kagome. That
smell�
Oh yeah, it�s her cycle.
Duh. His conscience responded.
Her�Hey�
What?
Just a second, lemme count the days�. Well,
that explains it. No wonder�
What? Sharing�s good, idiot. C�mon,
give!
If it�s her cycle now, guess when that means she was in that
I�m-pissed-and-you�re- all-gonna-die-
if-you-even-look- at-me-funny stage?
Uh�wait, the ninjas? She was in THAT mood when she took out the
ninjas?? Well, hell, no wonder she and Sango
wiped �em all out. And here I thought all that
anger was just for Miroku and me!
Nah, just your lucky day to be kidnapped when Sango and Kagome are both in their most angry mood of the
whole moon.
Shit, I was so fucked up I didn�t even notice. He shuddered. And
you! What were you doing, not reminding me! You know how Kagome
gets that time of the month! We could have fucking DIED!
No, we couldn�t have, his conscience replied calmly. Remember, no more
beads. We don�t have to worry about that anymore.
Excuse me, look at the ninjas! THEY didn�t have beads, and that
sure as hell didn�t save them!
Oh. Right. Um, so I might have
miscalculated the potential danger involved.
Yeah, you sure fucking did! Crap, I think I almost wet my pants
here for a second. Damn. Warn me next time if I don�t notice!
Yeah. Yeah, I�ll make sure and do that, his conscience said in a
shaken voice.
Inuyasha looked over at Kagome eating her ramen,
chatting happily with Sango, and shivered. You did
NOT mess around with Kagome when she was in THAT mood, and yet here he was,
still whole, alive, and undamaged without even realizing what a tightrope he�d
been walking until he was already across.
He was one really lucky hanyou.
Looking over at Miroku, who had been rubbing his
beads over and over in his hands all day since he�d been able to take them off,
Inuyasha inhaled again softly. He was really kinda curious�was the monk contemplating his sudden release
from imminent death, or sex.
The monk�s arousal hit his nose and he rolled his eyes. Sex, definitely sex. Although why he�d expect anything
different, he didn�t honestly know. Hell, if Miroku
were only given moments to live, he knew that the man�s deathbed request would
be something kinky, so why was he surprised that his thoughts about living were
all sex-oriented too?
And what the hell was he planning to do with those damn beads? It was
driving Inuyasha crazy trying to imagine it.
What did you do with beads??
Oh, the things I could tell you, said his conscience.
Really? You know what he�s gonna do?

Nah, just messin�
with your head.
Well, don�t mess with the wrong head or we could both be in
trouble. It�s getting tight in the pants as it stands, already!
Inuyasha shifted and tried to adjust himself a
little without being noticed, flushing slightly as Miroku,
of course, noticed anyway and winked at him. Stupid lech.
�Sango, love, I think it�s about time to bed down
for the night, don�t you?� Miroku said, interrupting
the women�s conversation. She looked over at him and smiled. After
excusing herself from Kagome with a soft laugh, she walked over and took Miroku�s right hand, clasping it tightly as they walked
away from camp.

�You do realize that it�s not even dark yet?� Sango
asked once they were out of earshot, her palm sliding against Miroku�s. She could feel his hand, his whole
hand. It was so amazing, and actually a little bit erotic, if she were
honest. He�d never touched her without the beads on before�
�Of course I realize. How else could I see the fabulous bounty that my
wife has to offer if I only enjoyed it in the dark?� He chuckled as she
blushed vividly and smacked him in the shoulder.
�Hentai.� She mumbled,
and tears suddenly came to her eyes before she wiped them away.
�Sango? What�s
wrong?� Miroku stopped, looking at the top of
her head as she ducked it down.
�It�s ridiculous. Never mind.�
�It�s not ridiculous if it�s enough to make you cry.� He said, putting a
hand under her chin to lift her face to his. �What is it?� he asked
softly.
�I was just thinking�today could have been the last day I called you a hentai.� She said, trying to smile at her own thoughts and
failing miserably.
�I would have thought that was a good thing, in its own way.� He said, smiling
back with more success.
�No. Oh Gods no,� she whispered, and hugged him fiercely.
Wrapping his arms around her, Miroku felt a little
choked up as well. She loved him so much that even the thought of never
being angry at him again could make her cry? She was just so�
�I love you so damn much.� He whispered, leaning his head down on top of
hers. �I swear, Sango, Death will have to pull
me kicking and screaming to get me away from you. And I might not leave
even then.�
�You better not,� she said, her voice thick. �I�ll hunt you down and
drag you back. And I�ll be really angry, too, so don�t think I�ll go easy
on you.�
�Oooh, that sounds good,� He murmured into her
hair. �Are you going to tie me up, too?�
�Miroku!� she shoved him away and tried not to
laugh, embarrassed.
�Well, I�ll have been a very bad boy, after all.� He said, smirking slightly
as she gasped and smacked his chest.
�Miroku!� she blushed.
�Oh, I�m sorry, you�re right,� he said in a contrite voice. �It
wouldn�t be fair to ask something of you like that. Not without returning
the favor. What would you rather I used on you, leather or silk
ties?�
�Miroku!� she squeaked, looking around them
anxiously to make sure no one had left the camp and come close enough to
hear. �You can�t say things like that!�
�Oh?� he smiled broadly, immensely enjoying her sweetly blushing face to no
end. �I�m sorry, you�d rather I simply do things like that,
instead?�
�Yes!� she hissed, still looking around them nervously, and then went bright
crimson as she heard her own words. �No! I didn�t mean that!� she
said frantically, pushing out at him with her hands as he took a step towards
her.
�But you said it, Sango love. You most
definitely said it. And I feel completely, entirely obliged to accede to
your wishes.� He grinned fiercely and pounced, sweeping her off her feet.
�Miroku! Let me
down!�
�I will in a moment.� He said calmly, continuing to walk farther away from
camp, smiling to himself at how much the change in topic had gotten Sango�s mind off of unpleasant thoughts and fears.
�And I think, � he whispered, �that silk is definitely
called for.�
�Miroku!� Sango buried her face in her hands as he carried her, but
he smiled as he looked down at her. She was acting completely
embarrassed, but he could see the peaks of her breasts harden as he
walked.
It was lovely to know that everything that turned him on seemed to light her
fire, as well.

Inuyasha waited impatiently for night to fall,
grouching as Kagome refused to put Shippou to bed
early so they could go have some fun as well. Why was it that Miroku always remembered to take his wife off first so that
Inuyasha and Kagome were the one�s stuck with Shippou?
Lucky bastard.
Dammit, he wanted to hear her panting his name
under him so badly today. He always got hard after that energy rush from battle
and danger, and the adrenaline crash after Miroku�s
miraculous recovery had left him with a massive hard-on. Gods, he could
just imagine how fantastic Kagome�s mouth was going to taste tonight�
He smiled when Shipou finally, finally fell asleep
and Kagome came over to him. YES! He frowned as she set up her
sleeping bag thing near the fire.
�You sure you wanna do stuff this near Shippou?� he asked. She was usually a lot more shy about that kind of thing, but if it was okay with
her, he sure as hell didn�t care.
�I just want to cuddle tonight.� She said wearily.
�Cuddle? Sure, we can cuddle afterwards.�
�Not afterwards, Inuyasha. I JUST want to
cuddle, nothing else.�
Inuyasha stared at her, rather stunned. She
didn�t want to have sex? But she was always happy to have sex. Did
something happen? Was she pissed at him or something?
�Why?� he asked carefully.
�I�m bleeding, okay?� she mumbled, flopping down face first onto the cloth
on the ground.
�Bleeding!!? Shit, why didn�t you tell me? Where�d you get
hurt? Do you need a bandage? Do��
�Inuyasha, �she sighed, looking
up and smiling a bit as she watched him panic. �I�m not hurt. I�m
just, um, bleeding. Like women do once a month, you know?� she said
quietly.
�Well shit! I knew that already! Crap, I wish people would stop
scaring me today, dammit!�
�Aw, poor baby,� she said, still smiling. �I�m fine, really. But we�re
not having sex for a few days.�
Did she just say�?
�Why not?�
�I just said! I�m bleeding,� she whispered, looking around nervously
to see if his raised voice had woken up Shippou.
�What the hell does that have to do with anything!?�
�I- Everything! I�m not having sex when my
body�s like this! It�s gross!�
�No it�s not! You�re body�s never gross!�
Kagome shook her head. �I think you�re just saying that because you
want sex.�
�I want YOU�and sex, but the �you� part is first! Why does it matter
that there�s some extra stuff down there? It just makes things more
slippery!�
�It seems gross to me.� Kagome said, rolling onto her side and reaching out
to rub her fingers over the back of his hand. �I really don�t want to do
anything tonight except cuddle, Inuyasha.
Please?�
�Just cuddle? Are you sure?� he asked, his voice whining a bit.
She nodded, and he paused as he noticed the dark circles under her
eyes. How long had those been there?
�This doesn�t�hurt you or anything, does it? � Why hadn�t he ever asked that
before? �You look really tired, Kagome.�
�It makes my stomach hurt sometimes. And other parts, and�I guess
yeah, it hurts sometimes. And I feel really tired, so I guess I
match how I look.�
�Oh.� Crap, how could he not have known this? �That�s not good.
We need to make sure that you don�t have to have this happen again.� He said
sternly, and she started to laugh.
�Inuyasha, you can�t just stop having a period,
you idiot.�
�Don�t you have future stuff that would do that?�
�Only partially, but I don�t like taking it. I don�t trust some of the
stuff that�s in it, really.� He scowled at her and she sighed. �It�s all
right, it�s not injuring me. It just hurts a little. Just�it�d be
nice if you could just lay down next to me, if you
wouldn�t mind being near and not�?�
�Eh, that�s fine. No problem.� He said, laying down behind her and
pulling her in close, wrapping his arm around her abdomen, kneading softly when
it felt hard and taut. He could feel her start to relax against his
body.�
�Oh, you�re hand feels nice. Don�t move it; just keep it right
there.� He nodded. He could do that.
�Good night, Inuyasha,� she whispered.
�Yeah, good night.� He said, thinking it was no
such thing.
Dammit, I wanted to DO it tonight,
he sighed.
Yeah, me too. This sucks, said his
conscience.
Maybe we could just play a little tomorrow or something.
Or talk to Miroku. I bet he has some way to
deal with this.
Yeah, and Sang and Kagome always have it at the same time, so even if he
doesn�t have a solution, he�s gonna suffer with us,
ha.
Misery loves company.
Misery loves having sex with their wives a hell of a lot more.
Yeah. This sucks.
I wanted to DO it, tonight!
He sighed and continued rubbing his wife�s belly as the both of them fell
asleep.

WEIRD TRIVIA: it is scientifically documented that if human women spend
large periods of time together for an extended time, their cycles will usually
shift until they match each other�s pretty closely. So, Sango and Kagome experiencing PMS at the same time is actually pretty likely!
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