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Creeps Me Out	By : Pucedragon Category: InuYasha > Het - Male/Female > Miroku/Sango Views: 1512 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter List
- 1-I'm Too Sexy For My Stalker
- 2-Dynomite!
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Title: Creeps Me Out

Author: Pucie

Chapter: Dynomite

A/N: I haven't had that many hits on this one, but I am having so much fun writing the damned thing that I am gonna continue, By God! Hehehe This one will be mainly Sango and Miroku, but I have got to add a chapter for Sesshy and Naraku, it's absolutely hysterical thinkin of him being the Uke. . . . .with Naraku. Oh, I'm such a baaaad little author! The song is another Ima Robot, but it goes perfectly with the story and this chapter. It's called Dynomite.
Disclaimer: I do not own Ima Robot or their song Dynomite, and I make no money from the writing of this story.

Song lyrics are in bold and italics!!

Dynomite

Here's a story for the kids!

This old man

He come a lot

It's in your hair

And I don't care

I'm not all right

I'm not all right

It's in your hair

No, I want to wait for someone like you

Sango made it to the bathroom door in just a matter of seconds. She grabbed the doorknob, and found that the bathroom was locked. She grinned triumphantly, 'Finally, I have him cornered! YES! There will be no escaping me this time.'
She looked back over her shoulder towards Kagome and said, "Kags, I'm sorry, but I gotta kick the door in. I guess all those martial arts class they made us take will come in handy after all!"
She turned back to the door, a wicked, evil grin on her face. She backed away from the door a bit, and with a loud cry kicked the door in. . . .C.O.P.S. style.
Kagome and Inuyasha watched as she disappeared into the bathroom, but grew curious when they heard her cry out in frustration.
"DAMMIT!!" she screamed as she stomped out of the bathroom a few seconds later.
"What's wrong? He should be in there, that's where he ran when he found out it was you at the door. I don't know why he runs, I know for a fact that he likes you." Inuyasha said.
"He's just crazy insane, no wonder he's still a virgin!" Kagome said trying really, really hard not to laugh at her best friend's furious/dejected expression.
"He shimmied out the DAMNED SKYLIGHT IN THE BATHROOM!! How do I know this, you may be asking yourselves, right? He left the damned thing open in his hurry to escape!" Sango shouted in frustration.
"Wait a minute, how the hell did he fit through the thing? I know he's probably skinny enough to fit, but he was still in costume. There is no way he could fit through the skylight with all those damned robes on!" Kagome burst out in confusion.
It was then that Sango gave her a "look" and held up her hand so that they could see what she held.
When Kagome saw the familiar black and purple robes held within Sango's grasp, she started laughing hysterically.
"You mean to tell me he stripped down to his skivvies just to get out the damned window? Oh My God, this is too much." She managed to sputter out between bouts of insane laughter.
"Am I that bad?" Sango said starting to get outrageously depressed.
Inuyasha walked over to his dejected cast mate and gave her a light hug, "I just told you he likes you. I guess he can't help it if he's a raging idiot"
"Sango, you do realize that if you are holding his clothes, he is at this very moment running around the studios almost completely naked, right?" Kagome said slyly.
"Hehehe," Sango started chuckling darkly, having already swung out of the depression.
"I gotta go, I'll catch you guys later!" she said as she suddenly bolted out of the front door of their trailer.

This old girl

She plays tricks

It takes my sex

To get her fix.

She's not all right

She's not all right

She's not all mine
No, I want to wait for someone like you

Miroku tried to move, but found that he couldn't. 'Oh SHIT!! I'm stuck! Awww, motherfucker!'
Rarely did he ever curse, but given the situation he found himself in, he thought the occasion warranted a little swearing.
He tried moving again, but ended up with the same result. 'DAMMIT! Now I have to get their attention, so that they can help me get out of here! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck! I will NEVER live this one down.'
He tried moving his arms to knock on the wall that was less than a few inches away from his face, but found that they too were wedged tight.
'I guess I get to practice kicking the damned thing' he thought, pissed at his self for letting himself get into this situation.
It took a bit of doing, but he found he was finally able to kick at the wall a bit. Hopefully it would be enough noise for his hanyou friend to hear.
Inuyasha had sat down on the sofa beside Kagome, they were trying to figure out just exactly where they were going to go for dinner. The only thing that either of them could cook really well was charcoal. Didn't matter if it started out as soup, steak, or even salad, it always ended black and rock hard. . . .hard enough to knock someone out. A fact that they had proven one night when they were sitting on the balcony at their apartment. . . .bored as hell.
Inuyasha's ear suddenly twitched and he thought he heard someone knocking on something in the trailer.
"Hey baby, did you hear that?" he asked as he looked at his wife.

No, I want to wait for someone like you

To make my life so dynamite

Ah ah ah ah ah ah

Turn this dark life into light

Ah ah ah ah ah ah

Make my world so shiny bright

Ah ah ah ah ah ah

You got me burning both ways

Ima explode!

Sango was currently stealth sneaking around the studios and back lots, trying to get a glimpse of the man she couldn't help obsessing over.
He was just so innocent, she really couldn't help it, it was all his fault. If he weren't so damned sexy, or fun to be with, she wouldn't even have this problem!
Stupid Miroku. . . . .
With his stupid sexy violet eyes. . . . .
And his stupid wavy dark hair. . . .
And his stupid lean but muscular physique. . . . .
"Aww shit," she muttered under her breath.
'I have got to stop thinking about him, as if I wasn't already horny enough!! Crap!' she thought to herself.
She suddenly paused mid-step as a thought occurred to her. . . .
'Maybe I'm going about this the wrong way' she grinned mischeaviously as she made her way to Miroku's trailer, and a plan formed in the back of her mind. Hopefully he hadn't made it back there yet. But even if he had, she could always try out her plan tomorrow.

This old man

He just died

He blew his head with dynamite

He's not all right

No, he's not all right

It's dynamite!

No, I want to wait for someone like you

Kagome looked back at her husband as she strained to listen. As the trailer grew quiet, they suddenly heard the strange knocking noise again.
"I heard it that time. . . .Sounds like it was coming from the bathroom. Maybe we have a rat."
Inuyasha's face turned a whiter shade of pale as he said in a high pitched voice," A RAT?!?! You've got to go get it! I can't stand those things, they creep me out!"
Kagome sighed as she looked at her mate, then she rolled her eyes and got to her feet. As she made her way to the bathroom, the strange noise came again, and it seemed to be coming from somewhere around the toilet.
"Great," she muttered to herself as she bent to pull the cover off what she had dubbed the "toilet bench" (A/N: ever seen a RV with the toilet bench? Kinda like the bathroom on a Greyhound bus)
She pulled the cover off and suddenly found herself laughing like a loon once again.
"Oh yeah, Inu, we have a rat. . .damned big one at that too!! Come here and look!" she said.
Despite what his better judgement was telling him, he rose from the couch and sauntered into the bathroom.
He expected to be freaked out by seeing a huge rat or something like it, but the scene that greeted him was so much funnier.
There wrapped around the base of the toilet, was Miroku. . . .who was clad in nothing but his underwear.
"Oh man, out of all the things you have done to escape Sango's presence, this one takes the cake! You KNOW you will NEVER live this down right?" Kagome said as she started laughing even harder.
"Oh, just shut the hell up and GET ME OUT OF HERE!!" he said between gritted teeth.

No, I want to wait for someone like you

To make my life so dynamite

Ah ah ah ah ah ah

Turn this dark life into light

Ah ah ah ah ah ah

Make my world so shiny bright

Ah ah ah ah ah ah

Gonna make my life so dynamite

Ah ah ah ah ah ah

You got me burnin' both ways

Got me burnin' all day

Ima explode! YO!

Sango was happier than she had been in a looooong time. She had reached Miroku's trailer, and he was no where in sight. She knew he was still on the lot somewhere, because his car was still there.

"Time to put my plan into action," she thought gleefully.
A/N: I could not resist the Miroku/toilet scene. I was watching RV the other day and the idea struck and would not leave me alone until I wrote it for your viewing pleasure. hehe
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