Do You Have What it Takes to be Screwed in the Ass

A/N Thanks bunches for the reviews on this, and here we go, the conclusion. Lovely smut very quickly written, so it's a bit rough, but I hope it'll be fun anyway!

Do You have what it takes to be screwed in the ass, part II

...yes, we do.

Kagome and Sango scooted the video camera over a hair, glancing at the angled screen to make sure they had it in just the right spot to catch the image they wanted.

“I think that’s it.” Kagome whispered, Sango nodding in agreement. They pressed record on the small piece of equipment and then left it running on the floor, hidden behind the leg of a chair, as they crept down the hallway. It wouldn’t do for a happy squeal at the wrong time to shock the youkai out of their current activities. They both were happy to wait and watch the ‘replay.’

Meanwhile, making his first video shoot, Miroku moaned up into Kouga’s mouth. Sesshoumaru’s claws were playing with his nipples as the youkai lapped across his chest with long, slick strokes, and Inuyasha knelt between his splayed legs. Although the girls hadn’t been able to capture it on video, they’d been very impressed to see the three seme’s clothing simply vanish into thin air as they molested Miroku’s pale body.

The men hadn’t noticed.

Inuyasha pulled his fingers from inside Miroku and slid his hands underneath the man’s legs, propping them up over Inuyasha’s shoulders. He cupped Miroku’s ass in his hands, lifting and separating the firm globes there as he placed his cock near the tight entrance. The pink flesh looked so enticing he was starting to drool. Looking up, Inuyasha saw Miroku squirming underneath Sesshoumaru’s talented tongue and sucking desperately at Kouga’s mouth with his own.

“Damn that’s hot.” Inuyasha muttered. His claws tugged at Miroku’s bottom, opening him even further as he thrust once and surged inside. Miroku’s body jolted, arching off the ground with a muffled cry. Releasing his mouth, Kouga raised his head and looked down at Inuyasha.

“Fuck, you’re already inside?”

Inuyasha panted, His hands gripped Miroku’s hips as he held the man completely flush against his groin. “Oh hell yes. Gods, Miroku you are fucking hotter than hell! And the author even lubed you for me! She is the best, damn person in the whole freakin’…”

“Aaaaaah. Sh-shut up, Inuyasha! G-get out of there, right now – FUCK!” Inuyasha slid out and slammed back home, grinning ferally as Miroku arched into it.

“You love it and you know it.”

“Screw you! No I…AHHH.” Inuyasha slammed into him again and held him there as he reveled in slick, tight heat. He whined, his hips bucking, as Miroku pushed against him and drew him further inside.

“You were made for taking it in the ass. I-“ thrust “am going- “thrust” to fucking –“ thrust “prove IT!” A few more thrusts and Miroku cried out, white fluid splashing onto his stomach.

Inuyasha thrust one more time, the rhythmic compression of his cock from Miroku’s orgasm pushing him over the edge. “FUUUUUCK!” He shuddered convulsively as he came. “Crap, you can grip dick like a vise! Holy shit.” Inuyasha slumped forward, pushing Miroku’s leg’s towards his belly and smacking them against Sesshoumaru. His brother gave them an absent shove back as he continued to work on pale brown nipples with his typical focus. Kouga started to grin.

“Ha, you didn’t last more than a minute. Awesome. Now get the hell out of there. It’s my turn.”

Inuyasha straightened up, still staying embedded inside Miroku, and growled. “No way. That wasn’t long enough. I get him again first.”

“F-f-f-fuck off.” Miroku stuttered, his words weak and panting as he tried to catch his breath and overcome Sesshoumaru’s tongue at the same time. “Sessssssshoumaru, g-get off me!”

Kouga ignored the monk underneath him, glaring harshly over at Inuyasha. “Bull shit. We’re taking turns. Hell, you even said I should try him sometime!”

Inuyasha’s grip around Miroku’s hips increased and he scowled. “It was a figure of speech. Like saying you really gotta try this pie…it doesn’t mean you get to try MY piece of this pie! I’m not done with him yet.”

“I-I’m done w-with both of you!” Miroku said, squirming as Sesshoumaru ignored them both and continued to torment his nipples and chest. Miroku’s cock was growing hard and prominent over his stomach again, and Inuyasha groaned as the monk’s inner muscles squeezed him.

“Get the hell out of the monk, mutt! I want sex! Right now!”

Sesshoumaru paused, pulling his face away from Miroku muscular body. “Truly?”

“Yes, dammit! Inuyasha you get your dick out of…whoah!” Sesshoumaru reached across Miroku and grabbed Kouga’s shoulders, pulling him close for a moment as he kissed him harshly. Miroku stared up at them in shock as inuyasha started to grin evilly.

Sesshoumaru let go, licked his lips as though testing, and smiled just as evilly as his brother. “I believe I can accommodate your wish,” he said slowly.

“Huh?” Kouga’s eyes were a little glazed and he shook himself, blinking as Sesshoumaru suddenly seemed to appear on his side of Miroku. The daiyoukai crawled over Kouga and shoved him down with a pale hand pushing at his chest. Kouga’s head thumped onto the ground near Miroku’s hips as Sesshoumaru pressed between his thighs.

“What the hell do you think you’re doing?? Get off of me, Sesshoumaru!”

“You wanted sex; I’m giving you sex.”

“Not this way, you stupid dog! I’m a fucking seme, dammit!”

Sesshoumaru smiled coldly as a hand reached out and twisted Kouga’s nipple just enough to make him yelp. “I’m a sadistic seme, remember? And you were…chibi, was that it?”

“Chibi SEME!”

“Chibi seme, chibi uke…I don’t really see the difference.” Sesshoumaru wrapped his hand around Kouga’s cock as he leaned over him. Kouga’s blue eyes were wide with surprise as he gasped.

“Holy Hell! You- you-“

“S-see! See, n-not so easy to- aaaaaaah, hell – to fight it now, is it?” Miroku had started to shiver as Inuyasha began playing with the pale man’s cock in pulsing squeezes mixed with long strokes. “Inuyasha, would you…nnnnnnnnnnnng, aaaah, just…aaaaaaaa.” His eyes closed and his hips tried to move up, Inuyasha’s hand the only thing that kept them anchored.

“That’s the way. Your ass holds onto my cock that tightly for just a minute more and I’ll be ready to go again. Monk.”

“No! No, I refuse to come again! I won’t! Mmmmmmmmggggg!” Inuyasha pushed Miroku’s legs to the side and leaned over him to take his head in his hands. He plunged his tongue into his mouth and cut him off.

“I mean it Sesshoumaru!” Kouga yelled, pushing up at the milky chest that was lowering over his body. “There is no way you are fucking getting into my ass! I will kick your ass first! I’ll break your damn nose!”

Sesshoumaru paused and smiled. “I can take care of that,” he said slowly, and pulled back before grabbing Kouga’s hip and flipping him over.

“What the fuck?!”

Sesshoumaru lay on top of him, one hand slipping between their bodies to move a soft brown tail to the side. Kouga yelped as a pale finger slipped inside of him. “Hmmm, it seems the author approves. Your body has been prepared for this as well, wolf.”

“What?! You fucking liar! It has not! I am not an UKE!”

Inuyasha groaned as he slowly withdrew from Miroku and slid back in. “You’re a chibi,” he snipped. His eyes roamed over the tanned skin underneath Sesshoumaru, staring curiously at the fur covered tail that was quivering helplessly. “But you look damn hot with your ass about to be fucked wide open, wolf. Sesshoumaru is gonna…Oh My Fucking God! Shit, Sesshoumaru, how the hell did you get it that big!”

“I t-told you! He’s a freakin’ Clydesdale!” Miroku’s flushed face looked over, saw Sesshoumaru’s backside preparing to thrust against Kouga next to him, and slowly reached over to grip the closest snow white cheek. “Wow.”

Inuyasha’s eyes narrowed. “Wow? I get a ‘oh no, don’t touch me and my teeny little ass, Inuyasha,’ and Sesshoumaru gets a wow??”

Miroku yanked his hand back and looked up at Inuyasha with huge eyes. “I- I- Well, he’s not trying to fuck me! And he’s got a nice ass, okay? And…Oh hell, did I just say he had a nice ASS?” Miroku started panting wildly, closing his eyes. “Damn you to hell, you stupid author! I do not like Sesshoumaru’s ass!! I like Sango’s ass! I like Kagome’s ass!”

“I like being inside YOUR ass.” Inuyasha finished, beginning to thrust in and out again.

“Ohhh. OHHHHH!” Miroku’s head thrashed back and forth, his hands pushing at Inuyasha’s chest as the hanyou leaned over him while he took him slowly. “Gods, you c-can’t do this!”

“Too late. I’m already doing it. You are like a velvet oven, monk: soft and hot.” Inuyasha moved and gripped Miroku’s cock again, squeezing as the man moaned and writhed underneath him.

Kouga was scrabbling with his hands and bucking his hips as he tried to dislodge the male on top of him, but he merely succeeded in embedding Sesshoumaru’s finger further inside. The tip of it rubbed carefully at a small bump and Kouga squealed.

“Wh-what did you do?! You bastard, what did you do? I am not enjoying you in there, dammit, so get out!”

Sesshoumaru laughed and leaned over to clamp down with his teeth on the back of Kouga’s neck until he stilled. He withdrew his finger and pushed in three at once, growling low in his throat as Kouga howled and fought him again.

Slender fingers brushed the small spot again and the wolf’s hips jerked forward, slamming his cock against the floor. Sesshoumaru bit a little harder, just breaking the skin, and increased the pace of his hand as Kouga began to whimper and moan even while he tried to order the daiyoukai away.

“No! I…f-fuck that’s good! G-get the hell out of my ass, you perverted dog! I’ll damn well kill you when I…Nnnnnnnnnngggg. Ah. Ahh. Aaaaahhh.” The wolf’s cock was hard and sliding against the ground as his hips moved against Sesshoumaru’s fingers. With a quick jerk, Sesshoumaru pulled his hand away and slammed his cock home.

“Ieeeeeeee!” Kouga froze, a high pitched howling escaping as the large member stretched him completely.

Inuyasha winced, but otherwise ignored the couple next to him as he continued his slow fuck of Miroku’s bottom. “You just keep on squirming, monk; your ass is mine and there ain’t nothin’ you can do about it.”

“I am g-going to – aaaaaah – get you for this, you lecherous bastard! Uh uh uh uh…” Miroku’s breath came in breathy pants as Inuyasha rubbed inside him in small, quick thrusts.

“No way in hell, Miroku. You are the fucking uke ‘til you die. Your ass is sooooo mine.”

“You can KISS my ass, Inuyasha!”

“Next time. It’s busy right now.”

“F-fuck you!”

Sesshoumaru interrupted, his body still unmoving within Kouga’s as the wolf whined continually. “My chibi here needs some distraction. Miroku looks like he can’t keep his mouth shut. Can you move him?”

Inuyasha looked over, saw Kouga face down, and nodded quickly. Keeping his grip on Miroku’s hips, he scooted backwards, dragging the monk’s body along with him. One small jerk to the side had Miroku’s face bumping into kouga’s. The wolf looked to the side, saw him there, and his hands grabbed Miroku’s shoulders, pulling him underneath his face.

“Hey, what the – mmmmph!” Sesshoumaru pushed himself up slightly so that Kouga could get on his elbows and grab Miroku’s face. The wolf began to kiss the man’s upside down mouth, thrusting his tongue in as Miroku tried to talk. Inuyasha grinned at Sesshoumaru and began to move again. Miroku tried to squeak at a particularly hard thrust, but the muffled sound barely escaped past Kouga’s desperate tongue.

Sesshoumaru finally moved, not bothering with slow movements at all as he pulled out and rammed himself home in Kouga’s virgin ass. Kouga’s grip tightened around Miroku and he howled into his mouth.

“The wolf is…amazingly tight.” Sesshoumaru said with grit teeth as thrust in harshly again.

“So’s the monk.” Inuyasha ground back.

“I- I do not wish to be gentle.”

“So who the fuck’s making you? Kouga’s a youkai; his ass can take it!”

Kouga tried to pull back from Miroku’s mouth to snarl at Inuyasha but was stopped as Miroku held onto his hair and sucked on his lip fiercely.

Sesshoumaru merely grinned. “True. I’d forgotten for a moment.” His body raised up on his knees just slightly and he gripped Kouga’s ass in tight claws as he slammed himself into the warm sheath over and over. Kouga’s body jerked forward with every thrust, sometimes dislodging his face from Miroku’s lips before they latched onto each other again. Miroku’s body started to jerk almost as much as Inuyasha began to pick up the pace.

When both youkai were thrusting fiercely, the movement was too much for Miroku and Kouga to stay connected. Kouga’s body was pushed forward until his head was resting on Miroku’s sweat slicked chest. Miroku ended up underneath Kouga’s abdomen and he stared up at the erect cock above his mouth as he moaned in time to Inuyasha’s thrusting.

Inuyasha studdenly stilled. “C’mon, touch it, monk. You fucking touch Kouga’s dick and I will make you come like there’s no tomorrow.” Miroku gulped and gasped as Inuyasha thrust once against his ass, pushing him forward even further. Against his will, he felt his hands reaching up to wrap around Kouga’s cock, clasping it between his palms.

“Oh Fuck!!” Kouga’s hips jerked down, Sesshoumaru thrusting into him again, and he felt his face slide along Miroku’s stomach to bump against something firm and blunt. He looked up, found Miroku’s cock right in front of his face, and latched on.

“Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!!!!” Miroku’s hands tightened against Kouga as his cock was enveloped in heat and Kouga’s long tongue wrapped around it. Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru looked at each other over the heads of their ukes and bared their teeth.

“Bet I can get Miroku to come first.” Inuyasha said, speeding up his hips.

“I’ll take that bet.” Sesshoumaru smiled at him, slamming harshly into Kouga’s ass.

Miroku and Kouga moaned and writhed, pulling at each other’s cocks with hands and mouths as their bodies were pounded into mercilessly.

“I can’t – I can’t – I’m going to - aaaaah!” Kouga’s mouth was filled with bitter liquid just as his own hips jerked and pale semen spilled over Miroku’s hands and onto the monk’s face.

Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha both howled loud and long and they came as well, trying to keep from collapsing on top of the others.

“Fuck. FUCK! That was…Damn and fuck that was good!” Inuyasha mumbled, pulling out from Miroku and then pulling him out from under a collapsing Kouga.

He looked at Sesshoumaru. “A tie?” The daiyoukai nodded.

“Oh my gods. My ass is killing me.” Kouga mumbled, his body completely slumping into the floor as Sesshoumaru pulled out and lay next to him. “That was…”

“Yeah.” Miroku wiped at his face, licking his fingers before he looked at them in sudden horror. “Wait…what the fuck did I just do? What the fuck did WE just do?”

Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru blinked, shaking their heads a little as they looked at each other. “I – “ Inuyasha looked down at Miroku’s nude body, the man’s legs still splayed around him, and he swallowed. “I just fucked you like a dog in heat! And damn if looking at you isn’t making me want to do it again.”

Miroku tried to push his hands up defensively and barely managed to get them to move. “That’s the author talking! You do not want to – “

“Oh yes I fucking do. God DAMN but I like being a don’t fuck with me seme! I am fucking going gay right now, if it’s always this good.”

“WHAT! You can’t ‘go’ gay! You’re either gay or you’re not, you imbecile!”

“Then I’m gay! And you are going to be my little uke, monk.”

“Get your head out of your ass, Inuyasha!”

“My little uke who I am going to screw until you can’t walk.”

Miroku struggled to push himself up and yelled as Inuyasha stood up and scooped him into his arms. “Put me down, you dumbass! This isn’t funny!”

“I know. You make the best damn uke; I’m taking you to bed right now so we can have a place to sleep this time when we’re done. I’m feeling horny again.”

“This time? THIS TIME? Inuyasha, I am not playing uke for you again, you moron! Inuyasha! Let go! Give me a fucking break here! I swear, you pull this crap, I am moving out, Inuyasha! I swear! You can pay rent all by yourself, you assh-“ Miroku’s words were cut off with the slam of a door and Sesshoumaru looked to Kouga.

The wolf had buried his face in his arms and Seshoumaru could see a heavy blush had spread all the way down his back to his toes. His tail was curled defensively around his ass and between his legs.

“You looked like you enjoyed yourself,” he said carefully. Kouga nodded without exposing his face and Sesshoumaru smiled. He put out a hand and laid it on Kouga’s ass, watching as Kouga squirmed but didn’t move away. “Are you embarrassed about being uke this time?”

“I’m not an uke.” His voice was mumbled by the floor.

Restraining a chuckle, Sesshoumaru ran his hand up Kouga’s ass to stroke his back until the youkai’s tail started to relax. “It’s all right. There’s no shame in being my little chibi uke.”

Kouga turned over to protest and found himself flat on his back with Sesshoumaru anchoring his hands by his head. “I’m not your – “

“You’re my uke now, Kouga.” Sesshoumaru said in low tones as he leaned forward and kissed the wide eyed wolf long enough to make him moan once. “You try to leave now and I will beat you black and blue…and then I’ll screw you ‘til you howl.”

Kouga gulped and stared at him. “Uh, you will?”

“And I’ll kill anyone who mocks you.”

Kouga slowly grinned, licking his lips as Sesshoumaru ground his firming erection against Kouga’s own hardening cock. “Even dogshit?”

“Perhaps I’ll simply beat him unconscious.” Sesshoumaru stood and pulled Kouga to his feet, wrapping an arm around his shoulder as he started to walk them both to his room.

“And I can watch?”

“Of course.”

“Well…only if I can be on top sometimes.”

“Not in this lifetime, little chibi.”

“Hey, I’m not chibi!” Sesshoumaru’s palm left Kouga’s shoulder and snapped out, slapping him hard on the ass.

“Ow!”

“Don’t contradict me.”

“But…ow!”

“They did not name me the sadistic seme for nothing.”

“Dammit, Sesshoumaru…OW!”

Sesshoumaru’s door slammed as well and the room was silent except for the low whir of the camera. Minutes passed, and the front door opened as Shippou skipped in.

“I’m home!” He pouted as he looked around and no one greeted him, perking up as he saw Kagome’s laptop on the ground. “Hey, Kagome, you left your laptop out here! I’m gonna play with it if you don’t come out!”

No one came dashing out to stop him and Shippout giggled as he looked at the questions on the screen. ‘Huh, what’s this?” He started to read, giggled some more, and began to answer some questions.

The screen shifted and he read the results. “Huh – the opportunistic seme, huh? Weird.” He closed the lid with a bored snap and went off to get himself some juice.

Adults were just…weird.

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