Sex Ed
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Category:
InuYasha › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
7
Views:
2,000
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own InuYasha, nor make money from this story.
Harmony Gets Tied Up, Then Gets Loose Again.
Rika: Ok. Let's get to the teaching!
(Rika's teaching the class now, InuYasha's covered in bruises, and Harmony's tied up and gagged in the corner)
Harmony: Mmmmphhhh!! Mmmphh, mmphhhhh!!
Miroku: What's she saying?
Sesshy: I think that means, 'I'm going to kill you all.'
(Harmony nods and starts to bounce up and down)
Inu: I didn't know rabbit youkai actually hopped.
Rika: Yeah, she can hop. It pretty cute.
(They all do the anime sweatdrop)
Miroku: Ok, that sounded wrong.
Rika: Sango?
(Sango nods and hits Miroku in the head with her boomerang)
Rika: thank you.
Sango: You're welcome.
Rika: Anyway, this is sex ed class.
Inu: What's that?
Kagome: Oh my God.
Inu: What?
Sango: You really ARE an idiot, aren't you?
(Inu growls)
(Then, Harmony gets loose)
Harmony: DIE, ALL OF YOU!!
(Harmony draws her sword)
Rika: Harmony-chan, SIT!!
(Harmony kisses the dirt)
Harmony: Hey! How can you be so mean to me!
(Harmony starts to cry)
Harmony: Waahh!! You don't like me anymore! Waahh!!
Inu: It's all right, Harmony. We still like you.
Harmony: Then let me teach the class then!
Inu: Ok.
(Harmony stops crying)
Harmony: YAY!!
Rika: InuYasha, do you have ANY idea of what you have just done?
Inu: No.
Kikyo: You've just given us all a death wish.
(Harmony growls)
Harmony: EVIL B! DIE!!
(Harmony pulls out a giant pencil and erases Kikyo)
Kagome: How did you do that?
Harmony: This is MY fic, and I can do ANYTHING I want!! MWAHAHA!!
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(It's later in the day. Harmony's tied up and gagged in the corner again, with Sesshomaru watching over her)
Sesshy: At least I don't have to go through that stupid class.
Rika: Oh, well, let's start the class then.
(Rika pulls a box out from under her desk and dumps the contents out onto her desk)
Kagome: OH MY GOD!!
Rika: What?
(Inu walks up to her desk and picks one of the tiny squares up and looks at it)
Inu: What is this thing?
Rika: It is called a condom.
Kagome: InuYasha, drop it!
Inu: Why?
(Kagome whispers things into his ear. Suddenly, he gets a look on his face and drops it in disgust)
Inu: Guys, don't touch those things!
Rika: Oh, you can touch them! I'm actually encouraging you to use them.
Harmony: Mmmphhhh mmmppphhh mmpppphhhhh, mmpphh mmmpphhhh!
Rika: Sessh, can you please translate?
Sessh: All right, but you're not going to be happy..
Rika: Just tell us what she said.
Sessh: She said that you don't use one, and then she called you a hipocrit .
Rika: WHAT?! Harmony-chan, how could you?
(Harmony glares at her)
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Rika: Well, that was another bust.
Sessh: We're never going to get around to actually teaching them this, are we?
Kagome: Like you know all that much about it!
(Sesshy blushes)
Rika: By the way, I know this is a little late, but me and Harmony-chan don't own any of the Inu characters. Ok? Ok. And we'll get to the teaching part next chappy, Ok? Ok.
(Rika's teaching the class now, InuYasha's covered in bruises, and Harmony's tied up and gagged in the corner)
Harmony: Mmmmphhhh!! Mmmphh, mmphhhhh!!
Miroku: What's she saying?
Sesshy: I think that means, 'I'm going to kill you all.'
(Harmony nods and starts to bounce up and down)
Inu: I didn't know rabbit youkai actually hopped.
Rika: Yeah, she can hop. It pretty cute.
(They all do the anime sweatdrop)
Miroku: Ok, that sounded wrong.
Rika: Sango?
(Sango nods and hits Miroku in the head with her boomerang)
Rika: thank you.
Sango: You're welcome.
Rika: Anyway, this is sex ed class.
Inu: What's that?
Kagome: Oh my God.
Inu: What?
Sango: You really ARE an idiot, aren't you?
(Inu growls)
(Then, Harmony gets loose)
Harmony: DIE, ALL OF YOU!!
(Harmony draws her sword)
Rika: Harmony-chan, SIT!!
(Harmony kisses the dirt)
Harmony: Hey! How can you be so mean to me!
(Harmony starts to cry)
Harmony: Waahh!! You don't like me anymore! Waahh!!
Inu: It's all right, Harmony. We still like you.
Harmony: Then let me teach the class then!
Inu: Ok.
(Harmony stops crying)
Harmony: YAY!!
Rika: InuYasha, do you have ANY idea of what you have just done?
Inu: No.
Kikyo: You've just given us all a death wish.
(Harmony growls)
Harmony: EVIL B! DIE!!
(Harmony pulls out a giant pencil and erases Kikyo)
Kagome: How did you do that?
Harmony: This is MY fic, and I can do ANYTHING I want!! MWAHAHA!!
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(It's later in the day. Harmony's tied up and gagged in the corner again, with Sesshomaru watching over her)
Sesshy: At least I don't have to go through that stupid class.
Rika: Oh, well, let's start the class then.
(Rika pulls a box out from under her desk and dumps the contents out onto her desk)
Kagome: OH MY GOD!!
Rika: What?
(Inu walks up to her desk and picks one of the tiny squares up and looks at it)
Inu: What is this thing?
Rika: It is called a condom.
Kagome: InuYasha, drop it!
Inu: Why?
(Kagome whispers things into his ear. Suddenly, he gets a look on his face and drops it in disgust)
Inu: Guys, don't touch those things!
Rika: Oh, you can touch them! I'm actually encouraging you to use them.
Harmony: Mmmphhhh mmmppphhh mmpppphhhhh, mmpphh mmmpphhhh!
Rika: Sessh, can you please translate?
Sessh: All right, but you're not going to be happy..
Rika: Just tell us what she said.
Sessh: She said that you don't use one, and then she called you a hipocrit .
Rika: WHAT?! Harmony-chan, how could you?
(Harmony glares at her)
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Rika: Well, that was another bust.
Sessh: We're never going to get around to actually teaching them this, are we?
Kagome: Like you know all that much about it!
(Sesshy blushes)
Rika: By the way, I know this is a little late, but me and Harmony-chan don't own any of the Inu characters. Ok? Ok. And we'll get to the teaching part next chappy, Ok? Ok.