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Kissing Strangers	By : ScorpianPriestesd Category: InuYasha AU/AR > Het - Male/Female Views: 4502 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter 2 You Gotta be Kidding Me
'Oh for fuck sakes, you gotta be kidding me. Ok Kagome, you are going to be ok. You just need to get to Bankotsu's house and let him beat this guy up. He looks puny but those hands,' a shiver ran down her body to her warm center.
"You have three seconds to release my elbow or I will start screaming," Kagome said with all the malice she could muster. She felt the pressure relieve and recognized her surroundings.
'Or I could just visit Naraku. He is scary enough even if he is my older brother plus his place is near and less drama.'
"Kitty, Kitten, let's go back to my place. We can eat some breakfast and talk,"Inuyasha said whispering in her ear.
The bus began to pull up to the bus stop where Naraku lived and Kagome suddenly became deaf and rose up to be brought back down.
The man she figured as Inuyasha grabbed "Kitty's" face and forced her to look at him.
"My name is not Kitty," Kagome said trying to withhold an eye roll and yanked her head away trying to get up. Inuyasha held her elbow.
"Then what is it," he inquired from the woman.
"What is the name of the angel that came over and over and over on my dick. What do I need to do to make her cum back to my place," Inuyasha said while placing her hand on his lap to show how much last night meant to him.
Inuyasha caressed her cheek sounding bedroom sexy again, trying to take charge of this beauty that was refusing submission. Kagome stood still the hairs on back of her head stood up.
'This motherfucker is crazy! I've slept with a few johns but this one right here is taking the cake. Obvious can't he take a hint. Leave me alone!'
Regaining her absent bad ass attitude she replied "uhm, first off it's none of your damn business! Secondly,what about mommy, isn't she waiting on you to get back?"
Inside she was repeating the same mantra 'almost there ,almost there, almost there.'
Inuyasha sucked in some air "oh, her name is Kikyo and she is my ex-girlfriend. So that problem solved. But if you like other people in the bedroom I'm not selfish. I could arrange for someone else to join us."
Kagome was ready to puke. She has done some, well, plenty of nasty fucked up shit but 10 out of 10 times it was her idea. Plus she only did dudes no women.
"Now Kitten what's your name? I will start, my name is Inuyasha Takahashi,"said Inuyasha to gain the woman's trust in the short time of knowing her.
He wanted her again in a bad almost obsessive way. The bus finally made it to her destination...freedom.
A good portion of the bus patrons rose and exited before she had a chance to disappear in the crowd. She still had to wait.
'Dammit seriously!'
"The fuck, let go of my arm. This was a mistake. I-I-I'm engage 'well I use to be right until I saw him in a threesome with those two blonde headed fucking bimbos. Fuck you Bankotsu' so I need to work on my relationship 'like that will ever happen...please God don't develop a sudden funny bone about my life.'
"Just give me a name."
"Will you let me go," almost sounding desperate Kagome asked.
"Yes but it has to be real."
'Shit,' Kagome thought. Deep sigh
She bit her bottom lip 'I can't give him my real name and he already know my club name. Fuck it just give him the first name that pops in your head.'
"Kitten if that is not your name then tell me and I will let you go," Inuyasha promised.
The patrons on the bus almost everyone was off at this stop.
She blurted out " my name is Sango. Sango Takado," instantly regretting using her best friend/sister's name.
'She could take care of herself right?' she did a mental head slap.
Inuyasha pleased with the answer reluctantly let 'Sango' go.
"Ok Sango, I will be seeing you," Inuyasha said.
He took her phone out of his pocket and handed it to her as Kagome exited the bus.
'For all of our sakes I hope not...sorry Sango.'
Kagome was the last to leave the bus and checked that Inuyasha was not following her. She heard the bus close it's doors and leave. A deep sigh of relief escaped her aching body. 'Oh fucking shit basket I need caffeine and I need it now in large quantities.'
She pulled out her phone and scrolled down her contacts until bingo.
"Hey big bro!"
"Who the fuck is awake at this wretched hour. You better be in the hospital bleeding and ready to meet whoever the guy is at the pearly white gates. Because if not I will help you get there faster."
"I love you too grouchy pants! I guess you didn't sleep well either. Fleas finally caught up with you. Always said stop laying with random dirty bitches."
"Kaggy is there a -yawn- point to you-yawn- invading my day off. Is your sex life that boring you have berate mine".
"Its 8:30 a.m. first off limp dick and secondly I'm on my way to your apartment, actually its me about to knock. Open the fuck up and I won't disturb your neighbors claiming you slept with your fucking sister and got her knocked up with triplets."
"You dear sister are fucked up in the head like seriously. How we have came out the same snatch and share the same gene pool is beyond me."
"They say the same thing about monkeys. I guess you are the exception to the rules. Now open up I gotta pee and I need coffee."
"Oh fuck, here I come," he ended the call and slowly rolled over to get up.
Naraku pulled on his black sweatpants back on and pulled a discarded t-shirt from his clean clothes hamper. Evidence last nights sexscapades was all over his bedroom. He looked back at the other occupants that was in his bed. Sisters they claimed but acted like professional prostitutes. He laughed and jogged to the front of his three bedroom apartment to let in his loud and vulgar mouth sister in by way of the kitchen. He put some brew on and two strawberry filled poptarts in the toaster. He was going to need it.
Boom boom "open the fuck up Naraku!" boom boom.
"Coming your highness. Kaggy, no time no see," Naraku said opening the door before the next door neighbors opened theirs.
"Coffee, charger, food. That order. Oh and thanks for answering. I didn't want to call him nor face Sango at the moment," Kagome finished by rubbing away an oncoming migraine and walking towards the smell of brewing Folgers.
"Baabby, is something the matter?" a sleepy female voice came out from the dark hallway.
"Yeah, you left us cold, come back to bed," the other whiny pouty female voice came and then their bodies. They both had black lacy underwear. One was crotchless and the other fully intact. From a distance they looked like twins stretching and yawning like felines.
One twin had bleach blonde hair with red highlights (crotch-less) and the other had red hair with black roots at the scalp of her hair (fully covered). Both had no bra on either. They looked trashy with their hair all over the place. Reminded Kagome of a rat's nest. Kagome saw them and laughed.
'I guess it's no bra day. I fucking miss my bra.'
Naraku saw them and didn't want to set anything off because he almost forgot how possessive and sadistic his sister could be.
"Get your asses out of my fucking house. I will call you cunts later,"Naraku shouted with no real heat behind his words.
He walked over to Kagome and gave her a blue mug with black coffee, three raw sugars, iPhone charger, and two hot poptarts.
The twins whined but did what was commanded. Minutes later the twins were dressed and talked amongst themselves.
The redhead asked the blonde "how come that bitch get to stay,"loud enough for Kagome to hear. They walked through the living in their skin tight dresses and cheap knock-off Gucci heels.
'Those gaping hole chlamydia pussy dripping bitches just don't know when to quit and even before I finished my cup of coffee. Fuck. But that's none of my business. Scratch that my tongue needs a workout.'
Kagome took a sip and placed her mug down and smirked a little. She rolled her neck 'this is going to be fun.'
"I'm his fucking sister, tranny. Naraku, I hope you didn't fuck these men whores! If you did I hope you used some industrial strength condoms. Because mom and dad would turn in their graves if you got twiddle-dumb and twiddle whore pregnant. Oh wait! gotta be a bitch to get pregnant. Jealous aren't you, sorry excuses. That I can get pregnant and that I am blessed to be a natural woman. All you two twits are doing is pretending. Oh and by the way I can see your five o'clock shadow and your Adam's apple its called waxing just fyi. Because if you going to pretend to be a woman at least do it right and not bring shame to my gender imposters."
"Fuck you cunt," the redhead said. "I am more of a woman than you ever be. I gave your brother the best night he's ever had."
"Well clearly you are delusional because you couldn't do it by yourself. You had your brother over there help you out."
Naraku was dying in his cup of coffee... oh he loved when his sister visited it was always a spectacle. A little hurt that she thought he slept with trannies but funny as hell. He was not stepping into this altercation because she was a no holds bar type of person.
"I am not a man! I am a natural beautiful woman!" shouted the blonde head.
"I am not a man! I am a natural beautiful woman," Kagome mocked her/him in a higher pitch voice.
She was getting riled up, she knew she was getting under their skin.
"Bitch please, is that the mantra your coke-using-looking-ass have to say when you know you were born a fucking man? Bitch, I'm mean bastard ,pulease. Its easier if you stop denying it. I hope I didn't offend you calling you a bitch when it should be son of a bitch..literally,"sarcasm dripping from every word she said.
The redhead having had enough went to Kagome and slapped her hard across her face.
"Fuck you, fuck you,you dried up spinster! You can't even get a man if you fucking tried! You incest jealous bitch! Probably wet and upset that we got to ride your brother's 13 inch cock and you can't. You gotta dream and imagine him fucking the shit out of you. Keep masturbating you sick fuck..fuck you!" she screamed at Kagome.
Kagome was in shock but regained her composure.
'That man just hit me and like a fucking weakling too.'
She hadn't had a good brawl in about two years. She smirked and rubbed her cheek. She saw red. She laughed a sadistic laugh and rotated her shoulders she was going to love this.
"Fuck me? Today fellow is not the day to fuck with me," and she immediately punched her/him square in the throat.
The redhead was taken aback and was on her back gasping for air. The blonde was in disbelief. Before she could react Kagome punched her in the face and was on top of the redhead in a blink of an eye. She got four punches in before Naraku pulled her off.
"Alright Kaggy alright. We know your dick is bigger and you can't play nice with others. Now be a good girl and go to your room. Here is your coffee, charger, poptart out now," sounding fatherly Naraku said, while trying not to laugh at the drama that happened in his living room.
'Leave it to Kaggy to bring morning entertainment.'
Kagome obeyed "you damn right, bye bitches, had fun hope you have a great day ok!" in a creepy cheerleader preppy voice.
She grabbed her goodies and walked to her room and closed the door.
Naraku thought 'bi-polar much,' as he made sure Kagome was gone and heard the shower water on.
He looked at the carnage and looked at the redhead's neck,'was that an Adam's apple ,nah, Kaggy just teasing but to be safe.'
He helped the twins up and told them he would call them later. They nodded and he gave them two hundred-dollar bills each and a kiss to seal the deal. Making a mental note to go to the eye and family doctors and change his phone number...again.
Naraku went to the kitchen to wait. He got his cup of coffee. Drained the remaining contents and poured himself another. He put another poptart in the toaster and checked to see what other contents could pass as food. He knew Kagome ,crazy as the day was long, she was off ...just a bit and needed to talk.
He walked towards his sister's escape-from -trouble bedroom and entered without knocking. Its his damn house. Kagome had her back towards the door and was putting on one of his old maroon rugby t-shirts on. He saw a new tattoo on her body. It was a scorpion and in its pincer was a rose with an intricate barb wire vine wrapped around both of them.
"Nice tat."
"Fuckin-a can a person have some privacy perv".
"Cute ass too," he walked in the room and slapped her on the ass cheek.
"Ok, when that she/man said incest it was a joke right?"
Kagome asked as she quickly put on some spandex shorts that could be considered underwear.
"Kagg I'm just pulling your strings. But serious what the fuck. Who am I going to have to save you from? Please say Bankotsu so I can say told ya so...plus you will owe me $50 from our bet too," Naraku informed her as he sat on her bed.
"It's not that limp dick, plus I haven't seen Bank since last night. Thanks ass for dredging up those memories," she said as she wiped away some escaped tears.
She quickly regain her composure and put her 'I don't give a rat's ass' look on but it was her brother she could be vulnerable...right?
She fidgeted with the hem of her shirt and sat indian style in front of her brother.
"Oh shit Kaggs...spill...now...you giving me an ulcer plus I have shit to do."
"Which is what?"
"Not a damn thing princess," Naraku laughed and was given a pillow to the face.
"Ok, but please I really need you to be serious ok. Not older brother gone daddy serious but a good open mother fucker and just let me get it all out. Ok."
Naraku agreed and ate his poptart in silence, he knew it was about to get good. He sipped on his coffee and listened to his younger sister replay every thing she remembered with no interruptions of last night to this morning.
"Ok, just for clarification...you met a guy, a stranger at the club from last night. At the club thinking about Bankotsu and then seeing him fingering a girl and sucking on another bitch's tit. Down by the restrooms. You went to the bar laid $80 on the counter and drank their strongest booze. You hazily remember this same stranger and you was drinking with and can't remember if he was drinking as much as you. You remember the room spinning and called it quits. Went looking for Sango because I left. Let's get this straight they are women and don't give me that look Kagome. Anyway you told her from ,what she said earlier on the phone ,you was going home.
Now plastered and with this 'Romeo', he helps you get in his car because he offered. You black out a couple of times but remember him groping you. You remember fucking...ok...so you fuck this guy in his car but stopped because his stick shift was in the way. Then you remember in the elevator giving him head, also in the hallway...seriously the hallway...then the alcohol was finally subsiding and you was in the throes of passion in his place. Where you woke up alone, Sango called and you tried to escape unnoticed. Found out he got a significant other. This is the funny part. You eventually got caught and not woman enough, told the guy your name was Sango and came here raise hell types of hell and we are now here. Did I leave anything out," Naraku finished recapping the events.
Kagome thought about it..."nope. Hey it's not funny! He was scary."
"Oh I'm laughing because it's going to be good ammo when you try to bust my balls...today is going to be a great day. So what's the problem? I think you handled what the cards was dealt to you. I would just pray he doesn't figure out you lied and that you don't see him again. There is always feigning the ignorance card. Oh sis, Kitty? You are creative but Kitty? Wow. I need to meet the guy that had my Kaggie-poo running with her tail between her legs." Naraku said as he wiped a tear from his eyes from laughing.
"Oh fuck you! This story ,no, nightmare of weakness is just between you and me. Because if I find out you breathed this, hinted this, or in your drunk i need to bare- my- soul- state your bath time pictures with the Mr. Lucky Ducky, the rubber duck will be all over the web. You will definitely have trannies knocking on your door. This is a secret. Capiche," Kagome said with evil and revenge in her eyes. Her wheels were already spinning.
"Blue ball much, ok I agree."
Naraku was ruthless and protective but scared of his younger sister, she did not play fair.
"Got to make sure you understood the severity of the situation. Anyway I called out for the next two days. I'm going to crash here tonight. Want me to make dinner, spaghetti?" Kagome asked while she got under the covers.
"Sure toots, get some sleep. I'll wake you and we can order lunch or something. Then we can go to Deuce's Bar and Grille when you are done hiding from the world this weekend."
"Sure just need clothes. Thanks Raku, you are the best big brother a sister could ever have," Kagome said as she yawned into her goose feathered pillows and comforter.
Naraku laughed and exited the room and closed the door.
'I wonder who the bastard was. Poor chap going to get his feelings hurt.'
Naraku called the real Sango and told her to bring some clothes and toothbrush for Kagome and invited her to lunch at his house and she agreed. She just had to cancel with some other guy she met at work and reschedule.
"Are both my sisters going to be the death of me," Naraku asked as he found his favorite cartoon re-run...Scooby-Doo.

A/N
made some changes with the time line to stretch it out a bit. So if you have read this before and is like wth...I changed the time:)
Revised and edit 4/11/15
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