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Boldly Going Nowhere
By : Andrea
Category: InuYasha > General
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Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha, nor make money from this story.
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Disclaimer: I don't own the Inu Yasha Characters. I do own
Ryuu, Leslie, Ko, Ku, William, Ni, Tai, and Max. Oh Yeah i also own my muses.
Even if I can't own the copyright to them.

Jay: What the fuck does the cat bitch mean by copyright's lunch box.
Silent Bob: You stupid fuck. Copyrights are when a person
owns the rights to a certain creation like a TV show or book.
Jay: Huh?
Silent bob: She doesn�t own us as characters she own us as
muse. Dip shit.
Jay: You mean that she doesn't own use like those annoying
mini freaks, but she owns us in the same way she owns that catbird bitch.
Silent Bob: Bingo. *Pulls out my Webster�s pocket dictionary
of doom* now if you ever wonder what something is look it up you stupid stoner
fuck.
Myst: Holly Shit. I think that's the most you ever spoke
Bob.
Bob: *shrugs shoulders.*
Myst: Oh yeah I got two other announcements.
Bob: *holds up sign reading announcement #1*
Myst: I am going to be holding an art contest. To enter this
contest you must be able to draw good, and you must give me your name and
e-mail address. Then choose which of the characters you want to do. If it's one
of the actual Inu Yasha characters not much is included (unless it's Shippou).
Right now the only characters open are Kagome, Ryuu, William, Leslie, Ko n' Ku,
Ni n' Tai. For my characters you will be e-mailed a character sheet. This sheet
is going to tell you the general appearance of my characters. The only reason i
am doing this is because i can't draw humans worth squat.
Bob: *holds up sign announcement #2*
Myst: I need a beta reader. One that is good with grammar.
Oh and they have to be good with lemons i am thinking of cooperating one into
this fic.
Bob: *holds up sign announcement #3*
Myst: Contest Last chapter had a Web Comic reference some
where in it. See if you can find it. If you do send me the e-mail address and
I'll give you a really cool cookie.
Bob: *sign Announcement #4*
Myst: No more announcements.
Chapter 3
New Friends From New
Places; Literally.
"I'd like a 12 inch beef sub with every thing on it,
and spicy mustard, mayonnaise, and vinegar. Thank you." (A/N: my friend
Lucia works at Subways and says that that's how people order it's funny.)
"Gods Kagome I don't see how you can eat that and not
get fat."
"Ku, that was mean you should apologize to Kagome. She
is a growing girl."
"Keh! Yeah wolfy girl she's growin around the middle.
Hahahahaha...."
"Humph, Fox you had better apologize."
"Oh, I'm so scarred of the big bad bull."
"Ku you had better apologize cause I�m not gonna save
yah from getting trampled by William."
"FOX!!!!"
"EEP, killer bull run away, run away, run
away...!"
Kagome smiled at her friends� antics. They each, in their
own little way, reminded her of some old friends she once hand. There was
William Warrinton, the Native American exchange student/bison youkai who was
studying for a major in Zoology. He and her foster brother Ryuu acted like
Miroku and Inu Yasha at times. Will was easily angered, ah la Inu Yasha. Then
there were the kitsune hanyou twins Jinku Koroko and Jinku Kunuku. They were
busy studying for a Japanese Mythology major. Ko reminded Kagome of Sango,
while Ku acted like Shippou. After the twins there was the wolf hanyou Leslie
Lynnfield. Leslie was studying for a history major to work in a museum. She
reminded Kagome of a mix between Kieade and Sango. Then there was Rikku Ryuu.
He was in his senior year in High School. "William leave Ku alone. I don't
want to scrap him up off the road."
The bigger beefier boy stopped chasing the smaller boy along
the sidewalk. William turned around and shrugged. "Come on Kagome can I at
lest give him an Indian burn."
"No." Kagome stared down William much in the same
way as she had done Inu Yasha. She smiled when William lowered his white blond
hair, and muttering curses at Ku walked back to the group. "Now Ku. Please
apologize."
Ku looked at Kagome and grinned. "Why."
Kagome glanced over at Leslie and William. "What if I
told you that Leslie's sister and Williams parents shipped over some DVD's they
love and when we watch them I'll have Will throw you in the bathroom so I can
seal you in there. Hum?!"
Kagome could see through most if not all youkai concealing
spells, and right new she could see Ku lower his black fox ears and bushy tail.
"I'll be good." Kagome smiled William had promised her that next time
his parents shipped stuff over to Japan he would have them ship his DVD
collection.
About five minutes later their little group was walking by a
small apparently run down looking building. Though as to why a run down
building would have an apparently new poster hanging on the door. Ko looked
over at the poster and just about fell over. "Hey Ku did you grab mom's
debt card."
"Yeah, Why sis?" Ku fished around in his pockets
and finally pulled out the debit card.
"Look the store has the new CD!" Ko grabbed a hold
of her brother�s shirt and shook him. "We have to get it!"
Poor Ku managed to stagger back away from his sister and get
his senses back into order. "What CD?"
"Duh!" Ko bopped her brother on the head,
"The new 5 Mile Blind CD. Are you really that dense."
Ku's eyes got really big and the young hanyou raced toward
the old building. "Ryuu, Will? What is wrong with them?" Kagome asked
confusedly.
Ryuu muttered back, "You got me."
"Same here." William just grunted out toward both
the dragon and their human friend.
Leslie just smiled and shook her head. She had been around
the twins longer then anyone else, so she understood why they did that. "I
suggest forgetting about them, right now they went into fan mode and won't be
coming out of it any time soon."
The bison, dragon, and human looked at each other with looks
of bewilderment written all over their faces, "Fan Mode."
Lez nodded her head, "Yeah Fan Mode." She jabbed
her thumb at the twins who had just wrestled the large heavy door open,
"Those two have to be the biggest fans of 5MB I know of."
Kagome scratched her head, "Sorry to ask but what in
the hell is 5MB."
Lez looked at Kagome like she had sprouted another head.
Then all of a sudden she broke out laughing she just remembered something
important about Kagome, Ryuu, and Will. "Hahahahahaha..."
Will prodded Lez on the shoulder snapping her out of her
laughter. "What's the matter?"
Lez finally got her laughter under control and started
shaking her head, "Nothing Will, besides from the fact that I just
realized why you 3 don't know who 5MB is," She smiled. It was so simple.
Ryuu frowned, "And that would be??"
"Well it's really simple, "Lez tapped Ryuu on the
nose, "See Kagome is a human and you were raised by humans, thus you
wouldn't know about it cause only a scant few humans knew they exist."
Ryuu and Kagome nodded while Will shook his head, "But
what about me? I was raised by the herd."
"I was just getting to that," Lez turned to Will
and prodded him in the chest. "See you live in America and 5MB hasn't
really crossed over cept for the Bassist, Kit."
Will's eyes got huge, "Yah mean Shiro Kit the famous X
Games superstar from Japan." Lez nodded, "Way cool. Ever since I was
a little calf I wanted to meet him and now I seriously need to listen to the
music."
Kagome laughed and Ryuu, as usually, made a smart assed
remark. "Hey Will, I'm gonna need a mop and bucket to clean up all that
drool."
Lez smiled as she watched Ryuu and Will go at it. You
couldn�t tell which of the youkais were winning being as Ryuu was faster then
Will. "Hey Kagome." Kagome glanced over at the wolf hanyou,
"He'll probably pass out when I tell him that his calf hood dream could
come true."
Kagome snickered as Will stopped trying to beat up Ryuu,
"What!!!" He grabbed a hold of the front of Lez's shirt.
Kagome watched as Lez gave the Bison Youkai a lazy calm
smile and waited patiently. It was very wise to never make Will madder because
he could easily hurt someone very badly. "Will calm down and put Lez
down," Ryuu murmured as he approached Will laying a hand on his arm.
Will finally just grunted and let go of Lez's shirt causing
her to fall down and hit her bum hard. Lez stood up and rubbed the offended
area, "I really hope Ku n' Ko didn't get any wind of this. I'll never live
it down."
William looked at her incredulously and asked the simplest
question, "Why?"
"Because I could very easily get backstage passes for
all their concerts free front row tickets, or during the summer I could get
them a job with the stage crew." Lez stood there ticking them off on her
fingers.
"Whoa cool you can do that!!!"
The ookami hanyou jumped and spun around facing the terrible
twosome only to find them in her face, "Oh, No."
Ku grinned evilly, "Oh yes. Now I got somethin ta bug
you about. Hehehehe"
Lez looked at them sternly, "Now before you do that can
you tell me who was working in the store today."
Ko looked at Lez and gave her a sly grin, "Only if you
get us into the upcoming Battle of the Bands playing at the store next
week."
"Fine, fine whatever." Lez sighed exasperatedly.
Ko and Ku could just about vie the sun for the brightest
object around, because of their huge smiles and the light in their eyes. Ku
spoke up, "You got your self a deal wolfy girl. The guy on Duty today is
Ginta, the storeowner. His brothers in their as well."
Lez's eye's lit up at hearing that and underneath her
concealing spell Kagome could see her ears perk up and swivel forward much like
a certain Hanyou she had once known back in the Shingoku Jidai.
"Uncle," Lez shot toward the old ramshackle
building with a huge grin plastered on her face. Everyone else looked at each
other and shrugged, then followed the overly excited ookami hanyou into the
building.
When Kagome got to the door they heard a huge crash from
within. Wrenching the door open, Kagome saw the most unusual scene she had ever
seen in her life (A/N: Oh it rhymed). Lez was wrestling all over the floor with
a fully-grown female wolf while two male wolf youkai laughed at her from behind
the counter. Kagome could feel nervousness radiating off of William. She
figured it was because of his youkai/animalistic side.
"Um... Lez, what the Hell are you doing?" Ryuu
blurted out.
Lez looked up at her friends� faces. Ko and Ku both had
stupid grins on their faces, Will was nervous, and Kagome and Ryuu just stared
at her blankly, "I'm playin' ain't it obvious."
Kagome, Will, and Ryuu rolled their eyes while something in
the glass case under the counter caught Ko and Ku's eye's "Yo Ginta how
much for these backstage passes."
"43,934.66 Yen. (A/N: There 400 dollars. Currency
exchange rates are cool.)" The wolf with a Mohawk chirped.
Ko's eyes got huge at hearing that. "That much."
"Yeah that much," Ginta looked over a Lez and
grinned, "Hey Lez your grandfather told me ta give yah this." Ginta
reached under the counter and grabbed the two passes and tossed them toward
Lez.
Lez caught the two passes and passed one toward Kagome; Ko
n' Ku looked about ready to kill her. "Hey Ginta, Hakaku why are you two
here and not in Okinawa with Grandfather?"
"Sprained my wrist," Ginta said grinning
sheepishly and scratching the wide black stripe in his hair. On his wrist was
an ace bandage.
Lez shook her head, "That's lame Ginta," She
turned toward the second wolf youkai, put her hands on her hips and tried to
look more intimidating, "And what about you Uncle Hakaku."
Hakaku reached up and scratched the Mohawk. "Um...
Uh..."
"I'm waiting..." She started tapping her foot.
Hakaku gulped and started talking, "Your Grandfather
gave me a vacation, because Mr. Maru told him to."
Kagome had a very odd feeling as if she had once meet the
brothers at one time or another; at least their hair looked very familiar and
their name were triggering her mind. As she was standing their she felt William
bump up against her as he was trying to hide behind her; which looked very
funny; and keep the big female wolf, and the wolf brothers in his sight. Ko and
Ku had gotten bored so they went and started looking through the 5MB tees.
Lez was staring at her Uncle Hakaku mouth open and bug eyed.
Ginta reached out and closed Lez�s jaw. �King let you go on a vacation leave,�
Lez finally sputtered out after getting her voice back. �That�s not like him.�
Hakaku agreed on that one, �Yeah, but see I asked for the
vacation because I didn�t want to be out on tour when Aika had the cub.�
When Lez heard that she ran around the counter and gave
Hakaku a big hug, �I can�t believe you finally settled down and now your going
to be a dad, sugoi. So how long until the cub�s birth?�
�About a week, maybe more maybe less.�
Finally it hit Kagome. She knew where she had seen the wolf
brothers before. �You two are part of Kouga�s pack. Am I right.�
Hakaku and Ginta both looked up and finally noticed that
Kagome was there. They both ran around the counter and hugged Kagome causing
William to freak out and take off toward Ko n� Ku. �Where have you been? What
happened? Who was that? What�s wrong with him?� The brothers blurted out at
once.
After being hit by the barrage of questions. Kagome finally
managed to calm them down. �Now calm down you two. You really need to learn how
to control yourselves. Now what do you want?� Ginta and Hakaku ushered the
group upstairs to the den so they could sit down and discuss things.
Ginta very quickly spoke up before Hakaku could even open
his mouth. �What happened after you defeated Naraku? Kouga came back and said
that you disappeared and had chose.�
Kagome smiled seeing these two here raised her hope that
just maybe He might be alive. Hakaku and Ginta looked nervous while awaiting
her answer. �I came back home to this era, and� well, yes I ended up choosing
someone other then Kouga.� All of the others cept the brothers, and Ryuu looked
confused. Kagome simply said she�d explain later.
During the time that Kagome and her little group was
visiting with the brothers two pairs of golden eyes were watching every move
that Kagome made. Finally after Kagome had mentioned that her, Ryuu, and
William still lived at the shrine the owners of the eyes slowly backed away. Glancing
to each other the two dog-eared youkai nodded and walked down the hallway to a
lushly furnished room with a sign on the door reading �Maru�s Office�. One of
the hanyou�s turned around and glanced back out the door only to see Ginta come
out of the den. The hanyou very quickly pulled his head back in and quietly
pulled the door closed. Looking back toward his twin he looked over at the
phone. The twin gave him a confused look so finally the hanyou walked over and
hit his twin in the back of the head.
�Itai! What the Hell was that for?�
�Shut up Tai. Do you realize that Leslie, the bison, or even
those kitsune twins could have heard you?� The hanyou whispered at his twin,
Tai.
�But Ni, by now they�re at the front of the house.� Once
again Tai received a whack on the head by his brother.
After about 30 minutes time Tai had a huge headache from his
brother�s fist, and Ni was busy calling their cousin
~Hello script format~
*Ringng, ng, Brring, Brring, Ring, Ring, Click*
Voice: *sleeply* Ello *Yawn*
Ni: Yo kiddo. Get me your dad.
Kid: *British accent* Uncle? Right hold on
~Change~
�Hey Ni who you talking to?�
�Max, I told him to get Kit.�
All of a sudden the hanyous heard a tremendous yell came
through the receiver of the phone. *DAAADDDD�.* Tai staggered back with his
ears against the skull �Man how old is this kid.�
"Five"
"Geesh he has one damn good set of lungs in 'im."
Ni nodded then heard a faint hello from the phone.
~Script~
Ni: Hey Kit what's up?
Kit: Nichie you called me at three o' clock in that frikin
morning to ask what's up! You know what your dad would have said.
Tai: *grabs the phone* Good job?
Kit: Hell no! You two would be doing the hardest manual
labor he can think of, which for you Inu Taisho would be just thinking.
Ni: *grabs phone back from Tai* Can we put you on speaker.
Kit: Sure.
~Bye bye script~
Ni pushed the button switching the phone over to speaker,
"Hey Kit, remember when you told us about our dad's old crush."
A rather loud sleepy yawn answered through the phone,
"Kagome?"
Tai nodded, "Yeah that was her name, Kagome."
Ni quickly hit his brother on the head causing another
sibling brawl. On the other side of the line a tired 500+-year-old kitsune
patiently waited for the sibling brawl to end. Down stairs Ginta and Hakaku
both rolled their eyes and went back to cataloging the new shipment of imported
CD's.
Five minutes later Tai was bound and gagged to the door by
duct tape and Ni stood their holding the cardboard tube from the inside of the
duct tape. He finally pushed down his demon side and went back to the
discussion at hand, "We saw her."
"Her who?"
Ni slapped his forehead, "You dumb kitsune git, and you
told us several years ago after we found that letter that Uncle Maru wrote to
tell you if we ever see her."
After Ni said that it jump started Kit's brain. A long
forgotten buried memory surfaced.
*Yippy Flashback time*
'Momma!'
'Shippou, Kagome went
home. She's not coming back.'
'But I want my
Momma!"
'Inu Yasha, why is he
taking this so hard?"
'When we found him he
had lost both parents. After that Kagome treated him like a son so
instinctively he started to think of her as his mom.'
'Aa, now I get it.'
'Momma Momma!'
~Time warp~
'Hey Shippou, wanna go
visit Rin.'
'Yeah.'
~A month later~
'Papa don't leave me!
Papa!!'
'Shippou listen.'
'No!!'
'Listen to me! I'm
going to go away and it won't be safe for you. So your Uncle Sesshoumaru is
going to take care of you. I'll come back. I promise.'
*End Flashback*
"Yeah I remember now. We'll be there within the
hour."
Tai had finally managed to free himself from the door.
"We who?"
The audible sound of the kitsune smacking his forehead rang
through the phone while Ni pummeled Tai, "You moron, Kit mean that him,
Rin, Max, and Kai are coming via the talisman that Uncle gave him."
Tai managed to save his poor abused head and ran off
throwing selective curses over his shoulder thus enraging Ni even more. Kit
listened through the phone as the chaos ensued, "Together they kinda sound
like their dad."
**Kagome**
Kagome turned around and waved good-bye to the brothers.
Seeing them had raised her hope that just maybe he was alive. Leslie was
skipping down the sidewalk happily while the twins were arguing over who was
going to listen to the CD first. She turned around and looked aver at Ryuu who
was trying to calm down the freaked out bison youkai.
Lez looked back at Kagome who seemed lost in thought ever
since they had entered the store and the brothers recognized her. At that
moment Ko decided to bug her, "Hey Lez, how in the world were you able to
get those 43,934.66 yen backstage passes for free."
Lez groaned and gave a light thump to the back of Ko's head.
"If you didn't notice FOX, Those two are my uncles, and being their
favorite little niece they tend to give me what ever I want." Lez looked
back over at Will and Ryuu, "Hey would you two like to go to the upcoming
Battle of the Bands that my grandfathers pack if throwing this weekend. You
might even get to see 5MB."
Will and Ryuu looked at each other and then nodded. Lez
clapped her hands together and went back to strolling down the sidewalk with
the others following.
A little while later Kagome noticed a group of skate
boarders leaving the near by skate park. Lez looked over at the group and all
of a sudden ran over and started talking to a young man. Kagome felt another
demon prescience and it was radiating from the person Lez was talking to. She
reached out and saw that he was another Wolf hanyou. Lez grabbed a hold of his
arm and drug him back over to the group to introduce him.
"Kagome, this is my twin bro Riju."
The young man smiled and waved his hand, "Hey, sorry
that my sis is buggin yah. She seems to do that a lot." He grinned and
once again reached out with his hand to shake.
Kagome, Ko, n' Ku looked at him weird before Will reached
out and took the offered hand, "Hello I'm Will, and these are my friends
Kagome, Konuku, Kunuku, and the dragon's Ryuu." William responded in
English causing Riju's eyes to get big in a few minutes every one was lost save
for Lez, Riju, and Will.
Soon Riju spoke up in Japanese and grabbed a hold of the
back of Lez's shirt. "Well bye, Lez needs to go home cause grandfather is
hear and wants to speak to her. *In English* Come on Lez gramps want to yell at
ya again. *In Japanese* Bye guys." Lez was being drug away looking like a
puppy that had been whipped.
Kagome and the others stood there and laughed till Ko looked
down at her watch and yelped. Snagging Ku she yelled at Ryuu, Will, and Kagome,
"Gotta run mom wants us home." Ryuu, Will, and Kagome kinda looked at
each other and laughed.
Kagome looked over at Will and smiled, "Why don't we
head home." Will and Ryuu agreed as Kagome turned and walked toward the
parking garage.
~~~~~~~~~Fin~~~~~~~~
Myst: All right every body. Um the announcement before well
during the middle of this I had lost my muses and well I found them. I went to
Chicago a few weekends back and well they were up on top of the John Hancock
center. Jay was stoned out of his mind and Bob was watching. Any way. An update
on the art contest my friend Lucia had first picks and she chose to draw
William, and Leslie. So for every one else that leaves whom ever they want to
do up for grabs.
Bob: *holds up sign* Jay got in Trio's stash. *Holds up
another sign* Again.
Myst: Damn. Well I�ll be right back. Must stop my muse from
running off again. Um Bob give them the overview for the next chappie.
Bob: *sign* Williams past reviled. *Talking* Why the hell do
I have to do this.
Trio: She told you to. You know the Subreality law.
Bob: Yeah what ever. *Lights up a cig.*
Trio: Next two chapters boring as hell folks. All you will
learn is why William and Ryuu are at the shrine and see a rather amusing
flashback.
Bob: Flashbacks make me sick.
Bert Gummer: Has anyone seen El Blanco?
Trio: Now that you mention it. No.
Bob: Don't tell me she now has the albino graboid here from
Your favorite show.
Trio: Okay then I won't say it.
Bert: Here El Blanco. I got a treat for you. *Pulls a remote
control car out of Kitt*
Kitt: Oh boy here we go again.
Trio: Yo Kitt.
Bob: I'm leaving. Hey um we need reviews so um the review
button is your best friend. So give it a hug and you can have your very own
Jay.
*Muttering to self* Personally I want to get rid of the
little stoner fuck.
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