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Flogging Filching Plagiarists	By : sugar0o Category: InuYasha > Het - Male/Female > Sessh?maru/Kagome > Sessh?maru/Kagome Views: 3458 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Warning: Mature Content; Language, Low Violence, Sex Content: Lemon+Limes, Vulgarness, M/F, Slight D/s, Oral, Possible OOC, General Insanity. You've been warned.
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Flogging Filching Plagiarists
written by Monti/r0o
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Chapter 3
Inuyasha lumbered from his bed the next morning. Pulling on wrinkled clothes and throwing a baseball cap over his messy hair he grabbed his books and skulked from the house with just enough time to reach his first class of the day. Creative Writing. He had no idea what waited for him there, if the professor had bothered to check the site the day before or not, but he was sure ‘the shit was gunna hit the fan.’ The class was boring as usual, but rather than act like he was paying attention he laid his head down in his folded arms, bemoaning the storm to come. For a fleeting moment he thought he was home free when the class ended and he hadn't been called out. Just as he stood, he heard the stern voice of the one-eyed-hag Kaede call out to him, “Inuyasha, I need to speak with you before you leave.”
He pondered running, but that would only delay her speaking to him, not the dean or his father. He listened in silence as she pulled up different screens on her computer, the first of 'his' work and the second being ‘CagedTigress' page. He paled listening to her suspicions after the train wreck that was his last update, and how the plagiarism database had matched his words to that of their true author on . He was receiving an automatic fail for the class, all of his literature and writing class teachers would forever be wary of his work, and he was being placed on an academic probationary period regardless of what the rest of his grades were. The only blessing he received, they were NOT going to call his father, so he could suffer in silence, with his limbs intact.
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Kagome had been busy, as any college student was able to she had missed the days worth of classes which was just fine with her, she only had two this day and both teachers put their lectures online so all was not lost with school for the day. A malicious grin plastered itself on her normally angelic face, scaring those that saw her walking out of the local hardware store. For what she had planned she would need to be able to get into the Taisho home. Once inside she planned to be able to sneak in on Inuyasha and make him pay. They'd been friends since high school and he was well aware never to get on her bad side. Kagome Higurashi, no matter the shy façade, had a permanent folder that was thicker than most girls her age. She'd been in fights ever since she could remember, and had even been ordered once to anger management classes. She wasn't really dangerous, at least that’s what she told everyone, more so she wasn't unless you pissed her off.
They did say it was the sweet ones you have to worry about after all, and she was no different.
Her father had died long ago leaving the family a trust fund that allowed them to live comfortably, as well as college being paid for her and Souta, he had looked out for his family even when he wasn't there. That was part of the problem, at least where her anger came in. Between pinning in her emotions, and taking care of her family, she had to endure teasing at school for not having a father. Unlike some girls who might cry, well her fist simply met someone's face. She knew her middle school and high school principals on a first name basis, and it was one of the reasons she and Sango were such good friends, two violent females are always better then one. She smirked at the thought while looking down in her shopping bag to make sure she had wood glue. Yes, Inuyasha was going to pay, and besides, he was a hanyou, he could take twice what she might normally do to someone.
Making her way over to the Taisho manor Kagome, a regular at the home, was let in, the head maid letting 'Inu-Papa' know that she was there. Now normally she only came over when Inuyasha was there so of course the older male had to come and see what was going on. Touga loved her, wanted her as a daughter more than anything, besides with such bright blue eyes and her lovely raven hair, she would make some very handsome and gorgeous grandpuppies. He didn't even care which son he got them from so long as she was the mother. He grinned outwardly making her laugh as he came into her view, she didn't need to know what he was thinking it had been a running joke between them all for a very long time, "You have Izayoi-san, Inupapa!" she chided playfully. "Besides I'm too young for you!" she joked with him as his laughter boomed through the house.
"What brings you here this late in the morning, I thought you had classes. Your not skipping are you? I'd hate to have to call your mother!" he stated as he threw an arm over her shoulder making his way towards his study, a route she and Inuyasha had taken together more times than either wanted to remember. She grinned at that thought, it was always fun to come over to Inupapa's house he always laughed when ever they did something most parents would be furious about. She thought, maybe that’s why Inuyasha's like he is now, realizing perhaps too late that maybe Inupapa hadn't done the best job, oh well he was too fun to be mad at, especially when it was Inuyasha's fault. Coming into the office she sat down and waited to explain just what she was doing there.
Fidgeting slightly as she was about to reveal her secret hobby to yet another person, Kagome braced herself before launching into the story about her start to writing. She told him about her journal after her father died, her creative writing class, then the expansion into the world of online fiction that she posted on . Then she got to the darker part, finding out her hard work had been stolen, her need for revenge, and her boon from Miroku (minus the part about Sango's naked picture). Which led her to the explanation of why she was there.
“So the IP addy the plagiarist used comes from your house, and I know you nor Sesshomaru would ever have a reason to ever look at my fictions but Inuyasha has a creative writing class he's been doing suspiciously well in this semester... and.. well.. you see where I'm coming from?” She fidgeted again, “I just need your okay for.. a little.. revenge prank?” She put on a childish hopeful expression with a lopsided grin knowing Inupapa could never resist the childish look.
”I see.” Touga said solemnly, despite the banter and them being friends this was still a serious matter, especially since it was for a grade as well. As much as he trusted Kagome, for such a dire accusation he needed proof. “Would you mind giving me the link to both your and Inuyasha's profiles so that I may see for myself?”
Red creeping up her neck and onto her face Kagome nodded. Hopefully it wasn't like he'd start reading it with her there, and maybe he'd be to embarrassed to goad her about her perverted writings. She quickly jotted down the links on a notepad from memory and handed it to Touga. Much to her dismay he started typing them in right away, pulling up two separate browser windows and switching back and forth reading and seeing how they matched word for word. Though eventually he seemed to be less adamant about matching the words and he drifted more into the writing.
She knew he hit a 'sassy' part as his eyes widened and his cheeks colored lightly. Then to her horror he leaned into the screen reading avidly, he propped his chin on his palm and started slowing scrolling with a determined expression, utterly oblivious to what was going on in the world around him. Kagome gaped like a fish, the old dog was reading PORN right in front of her. Porn that she wrote! It was mortifying. Quietly she stood from her chair into a crouching position and crept towards the doorway. Taking his silence as the A-Okay to do what ever she pleased to Inuyasha she left before he had the chance to stop her and interrogate her on where her inner hentai had come up with all that smut.
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Kagome had made it out of possibly the most embarrassing situation she had yet to date, not even getting into a fight with a boy back in seventh grade about her period had been that bad. She couldn’t help it. Inupapa, Touga, was more or less the father figure in her life, and while he was not her father, and hardly acted like any other father figure she knew of, he was hers and having to give him that kind of information about herself was just a bit too much for her to take. She was sure her cheeks would be stained red for a week, now all she needed was her mother, Izayoi and Sesshomaru to find out and well her whole life would be ruined.
Getting over this quickly the five foot nothing miko made her way to her target's room. She had a lot of things she could do to him, and a lot of things she knew she wanted to do but probably shouldn’t. She couldn’t do anything to odorous because the other demons in the house would be affected, and one house rule was always in play, 'No one goes to the hospital and the house stays in the order it’s currently in or better.' So massive damage to all things in his dwelling was not okay, but there was still so much she could do to make him miserable. With an evil grin on her face she got right into the plagiarizing dogs room.
Pulling out her bag of treats, she started at the source her problems the computer. While she wanted to take a baseball bat to it, she knew that wasn't an option. So she did the next best thing, honestly, Inuyasha would have to learn to never tell her his passwords. Just because he forgot them didn't mean she did. Twenty minutes later every Mega bite of porn that Inuyasha ever downloaded was cleaned from his PC. While still sitting there she reached into her bag and got out some 'monkey glue' and a small brush. She managed to get the glue under all the vowels the key board had as well as the space, enter and back key, only after making it so that all the letters reset themselves as other letters.
Giving up on being evil on the computer, she made her way over to his bed, sitting down, she giggled a bit at old memories, at one time she'd wanted to be Inuyasha's everything, that fad had blown over very quickly and she was ever so glad for it. Putting her bag of tricks down she got on all fours beside the bed and pulled out a low yet large box, it was the obligatory 'boy box' completely full of all porn magazines, she smirked evilly and picked the box up flagging down a servant and asking them to burn its contents, telling them that "The young master doesn't need such smut to rot his mind." the elder female wholeheartedly agreed and the box was sent away, never to return. Kagome only laughed evilly, not knowing that Sesshomaru was now in the house, nor caring as she went about her planned torture.
***
As Sesshomaru entered the front door of their house he picked up the light scent of Kagome in the foyer. Curious that one of the hanyou's friends would be there while the hanyou himself was absent, but not caring enough to investigate, he plodded up the steps to his room. A tiny series of beeps gave him pause. His keen ears picked up the sound of ringing from the other end of a phone. Soundlessly he walked to the hanyou's door, standing out of sight, and listened to the whispered conversation.
”Jak! Yea it's me. I need your help. " she paused for dramatic effect while talking to Jakotsu, "Over at Inuyasha's." he could hear her smile almost. "Mmhmm,...Could you bring your make up and some red food coloring?" she paused again. "You're a life saver!” Kagome then blew a kiss into the phone before saying her good byes excitedly.
The fact that Kagome's scent was all but missing as soon as he neared the Hanyou's room, and that her skin was slightly glistening, he gathered that she'd doused herself in oil to hide her scent from the inu's in the house, more importantly Inuyasha and he silently applauded her forethought. But if she thought she'd get one this big over on the hanyou (anything with make up and food coloring HAD to be big) without involving him, Sesshomaru , she'd have to think again. “What is it you have planned, Priestess?” His baritone voice sounded from the doorway and startling her into making a yelping noise and jumping quite high. He'd started calling her priestess once he'd learned her family owned a shrine, despite the fact she was untrained the nickname was fitting for her shy demeanor. She never protested the nickname because of her secret crush on him and really it was as close to a term of endearment as Sesshomaru ever got.
Kagome gulped, now she had some explaining to do.
Well if Sesshomaru knew about her stories that was just another tick on her list of people she never wanted to know about those, but people seemed to have been checked off that list quite rapidly as of late. Then again, this could be a good thing he was another ally in Project: Humiliate the plagiarizing Hanyou.
Taking a deep breath Kagome exhaled and prepared to spell her doom, she was certain that Sesshomaru wouldn’t help her, and would probably get Inupapa, if only so she wouldn’t make such noise and bring the ever "happy" Jakotsu to his home. Sighing quietly desperate to take up time and not explain everything Kagome started talking, funny thing once she did, she couldn’t seem to stop, "Okay well, you know how Inuyasha and I are friends Right?" She asked him not letting him have time to reply before she started back up once again. "Well it seems this year he has a creative writing class and he creatively stole some of my work, going under some stupid name Kitty-something, ANYWAY" she said dramatically, rolling her eyes and notice noticing his own widening fractionally his only sign of shock, before she yet again continued her fast paced speaking.
"The stories he stole were not only precious to me, but I didn't want them to be seen by such a large audience, with fake reviewers, and pointless hit counts. Not that I don't think the work is good, I just don't do it for the praise. More or less I'm pissed because it's not simply some writing, but things about me that I don't let anyone in on, and right now telling you all of this is even a bit much more then I was willing to do as of this time yesterday. But what the hell, I've only got two more people to confess to then I can pack up my crap move away to Timbuktu and become a desert hermit! So all that being said, wanna help?" she said cheerfully and very fast. He slowly processed what she just said, remembering that Miroku was a friend of her's as well because his girlfriend, Sango was Kagome's best friend, and suddenly all things clicked.
She was the writer Miroku had helped, Kagome was ‘CagedTigress‘, suddenly he was looking at her with a whole new outlook. The stories not only fit that matched so well it was startling. He'd always had a slight fascination with her, the only thing he hated most about her was her friendship with Inuyasha. Lets face it he'd tried to get the kid to jump off a roof when he was five, he really just didn't like the whelp. The heavy not-like had just overplayed to Kagome, and so he had never let himself take more of her in, other then she was 'the wench that hung out with the whelp.'
Looking at her now, she was short, but pleasantly so, her hair was long and raven, her eyes bright and blue, so peculiar. Her legs were ungodly long, her waist thin and petite only to flare into good healthy pup bearing hips, hips he could easily hold on to. He bit the inside of his own mouth to keep from moaning as many unbridled images from her fictions rushed his mind. He nodded his head , the only thing he could do to say yes, he'd help as he didn't trust his voice right now. It didn't seem that she knew he read her fiction. All the better, if she knew he didn't think he'd be able to hold back from pouncing her, plan to torture his half-brother or not.
The girly scream of delight she emitted nearly deafened him and she sheepishly apologized when she noticed his wince. She went over her basic plan with him before Jak got there. Incapacitate Inuyasha using Altoids, they might have to have Sesshomaru wear some kind of mask to keep from making him pass out as well now. Then they would tape him to his chair, glue his fingers to his keyboard, and dress him up in a gloriously garish fashion, among other things, but details would be gotten to later.
Right on time there was a knock at the door and Kagome scurried downstairs to let Jak in and help him carry some of the 8 bags of clothes and make-up he'd managed to cram into his compact car. “Oh Kagome I hope this is enough,” He stated worriedly while balancing the bags precariously on his way up the steps. “There's enough for a 12 layer kimono, I didn't know which hair pins you wanted so I brought a whole box of them! I promise only the cheap ones though I know you don't want the good ones ruined from the glue. There's enough powder to paint his whole body,” Jakotsu giggled mischievously at the though, “Enough charcoal to write his life story in kanji on his skin, and enough rouge to make him look like a clown! All out for you my dear Kagome.” Jak winked dramatically and sighed in contentment as he was allowed in his crushes room for the first time.
As much Jak loved those cute little ears he couldn't help but be disappointed with his hanyou heartthrob, how dare he steal sweet Kagome's work. Jak had known about her fiction from about the time Sango did and he was often enlisted as her editor as she knew he was always open minded and would never poke fun at her for her work. That someone would steal such a heartfelt piece of his precious little friend's writing and try to call it their own really got his goat, it was only a small consolation that it was their own 'Yasha who'd done it so they could have their retaliation without worrying about getting in too much trouble. After setting the bags down and having their mandatory hug, hug, kiss, kiss greeting Jak and Kagome set about getting everything ready while they filled Sesshomaru in and the more specific bits of the plan they'd cooked up.
For Sesshomaru's part he thought it was all very well thought out. The pictures of the whole debacle being posted on KittyEars' profile and all around campus was the icing on the cake. Though the dai had to admit if this was how Kagome always got revenge he would make a point not to cross her, she was really calling in the cavalry for this one.
***
The sigh was low and heavy as it left his mouth, today was just not his day. While he had creative writing first, it was followed by two other classes, classes he seemingly couldn’t sit through without the feeling of dread coming upon him. Plagiarism was a like a crime in college, it'd have been easier for him to kill someone on the streets with his father's clout then it was now dealing with this situation, he didn't even know why he took creative writing. While he admitted he was sometimes a thoughtful and even more seldom a deep thinker, he was not at all one who could put into words his thoughts, written or spoken. He ended arguments with a noncommittal 'Keh,' which he'd gotten from Sesshomaru's 'Hn.' Not to mention he often ended up just yelling or stalking off before letting another get their way. It was all just frustrating.
Making his way towards the kitchen he made himself some quick ramen and ate, not wanting to sit with the family for dinner, there was just no way he wanted to even talk to his dad tonight about anything. He made his way to his door, his nose twitching just a hair as he opened it only to be assaulted with the ungodly scent of so much mint his world went black. He didn't feel as arms caught him, Jak though certainly didn't mind holding him so. Sesshomaru made watch, he may not like his brother, but he wouldn't let the whelp be molested, and he himself didn't want to touch him. He watched as Kagome stepped out of the room, and Jak changed his younger brother into a soft buttercup female kimono, leaving the hanyou's chest bare to the world, it was covered in soft powder blue butterflies with a powder blue obi to match. Sesshomaru was almost tempted to say Inuyasha looked cute like that.
Getting his half-brother in the chair and calling Kagome back in, Sesshomaru stepped back, though he really wasn't doing much just watching was like a sport all its own. He watched as Kagome went ahead and put the glue on the key board so that his index fingers would sit on 'F' and 'J' and all others to match their spots. Then while she seemed to set them, Duct tape the whelp to the chair, and start to paint is flesh Jak started to dye his brother's dirty silver colored hair with the food coloring. By the kami Sesshomaru never wanted to laugh so hard, every time Inuyasha seemed to come back to, they would dose his nose with Altoids so that they could work. The paint was sloppy to a point but neat enough for a fast job.
By the time his brother's hair was dry, Kagome set about making 'Inu Pwetty' with face paint, red lips, kohl eyes and all, while Jak placed his brother's hair in a most elaborate set of knots, twists, buns, and braids. Setting the soft hair into its style Jak then set about using the 'monkey glue-multi-color-glitter' Sesshomaru had made up, making an exasperated face and swearing never to piss Kagome off himself. By the time it was a complete look, they had only to use a soft hair blow dryer to set the now nearly concrete hard hair style, which had included cutting Inuyasha's long forelocks. Sesshomaru had only raised a brow, while Kagome had commented that 'they now reminded her of Sango, and that Inuyasha would have been a cuter sister then than he made for a brother.' Sesshomaru, sadly had to agree.
Just as he was sure they must be done Sesshomaru watched Kagome dig down into the very bottom of their last bag and unearthed a jar of peanut butter. Opening Inuyasha's mouth they smeared the peanut butter all over the roof of it and on his teeth before pressing his mouth closed and duct taping it shut. Now sure it was funny but there was a little bit of doggy mockery going on there they made him blink a couple times before soaking it in. Deciding he'd been a silent watcher long enough he commented on it. “That last bit was not very nice, Kagome.” though his voice was stern his amusement was poorly veiled at best.
Kagome grinned as she skipped up to him, jar of peanut butter in her hand and scooped her finger in it grabbing a good sized dollop before playfully smacking it on the tip of the doggy dai's nose. Too shocked to respond he only stood there wide-eyed for a moment while Kagome giggled before he thought of the perfect retaliation. His long, surprisingly dog-like tongue darted from his mouth and deftly licked off the peanut butter from his nose in one smooth stroke then he trapped her dainty hand in his own and started cleaning the remnants of the thick peanut spread from there too while giving her his best pair of 'bedroom eyes' and doing all he could discreetly pull off while in the presence of another to get her flustered.
Cheeks stained red Kagome looked off to the side to avoid his piercing gaze and tried to slow her rapidly beating heart. She found a source of calm as she spied Inuyasha from the corner of her eye, Jak standing behind him taking advantage of the Hanyou's incapacitated state and get as much 'ear petting' in as he could. She nearly doubled over in laughter and the trance Sesshomaru had her in was broken, much to his chagrin. No matter, he thought, he had all night to get his favorite writer's attention, and this Sesshomaru never failed.
Now that they were completely done with making Inuyasha prettified, Kagome dumped the bag over that had held the peanut butter. The only item left was a black permanent marker. Now the little bit of Kagome that was more than mean-spirited wanted to make Inuyasha's face a 'frat face' complete with little penis' and balls prominently displayed all over, yet it would ruin just how pretty Inuyasha was, perhaps after they got the pictures, she would let the boys decide. With a grin Kagome opened up the maker, it wasn't horrible fat, or a liner skinny marker, but the right size to make the wording show in the image. Her cursive style was just as beautiful as her typed words, reading across his brother's chest, 'I stole Fiction from 'CagedTigress' from .' She ended up making a signature of her SN to boot.
With her work done, Kagome stepped back to assess the whole thing, knowing that the hanyou would be pissed for a while after this, she didn't really find that she cared though. This had been a private part of her life, an escape of sorts, her own brand of therapy, and her 'friend' had stolen it and put it in a place were the masses could get into it, rip it up, critique it, basically judge her in more ways then she felt comfortable. Years of thick skin had been ripped from her being with the stealing of her story. She was probably in that stage of calm pissed off that would possibly lead to dangerous if left alone with the hanyou.
Sesshomaru had to admit his brother was well done up, and Kagome was terrifying if this was the type of revenge she came up with, he'd hate to see her really go out. Taking out his digital camera, he got many angled shots up close, away for a grand idea. So many that it filled up his memory card on the camera, it was exactly what Kagome wanted, not to mention, this was just priceless. He was certainly not above blackmail, and he would own the hanyou after this as he'd taken pictures from start to finish. Going to get his laptop he logged on to the necessary site, and surprisingly Kagome logged in under Inuyasha's name, shooting her a questioning glace she shrugged and answered, "He uses Ramen123" for almost every password. Its not my fault he doesn’t change it. That’s password security 101." he could have laughed but he did not, making mental note to talk to his sire and insure that the hanyou hadn't created any passwords for overly sensitive stuff at his father's company.
After setting everything up, she managed to send out a new chapter update with the picture inside, and a small note from herself advising fans of this story to go to her real page and look about things there. After logging off she really didn’t know what to do with herself. Most of her plan was about getting to this point, she really hadn't thought this out further this this. Looking at Sesshomaru he shrugged before both of them turned to Jakotsu who smiled knowing what was needed. The 'happy' friend began to rub Inuyasha's ears lovingly, he'd always favored the short and fuzzies. He used his most sultry voice, one that was like a high pitched yet raspy male, or a low and husky female, "Ii-Nu-Ya-Sha." he breathed out against the hanyou's ears as they twitched and his long painted lashes opened up to reveal dazed solar orbs.
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