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Chapter List
- 29
- 30
- 31
Disclaimer: I don�t own the rights to Inuyasha in any media, nor do I make money off of anything
I�ve written from it.
A/N Okay, this is the last chapter. And
no, I�m not gonna pull a Star Trek and wrap
everything up in a nice bow in the last inning. There will definitely be
things that still need resolution, they just won�t be
things that will leave you completely hanging.
Won�t be that way forever,
of course, as I hope to do a sequel.
I just figure it would be better to do a small wrap up now rather than leave
you hanging for over a month as I take a small respite from writing.
The Chapter after this is full of thank you�s, notes on the story, and a
few tidbits about the sequel. No more story, however.

Ch. 30 � It�s Not Funny, Dammit

Inuyasha woke to the sound of his door being stealthily
opened. He stood and had Tessaiga at the neck
of the intruder before the man even stepped inside. After one surprised
look, however, Inuyasha snorted slightly and stepped
back, sheathing his sword and blocking the invader�s path.
�Lose your way, Lady Miroko?�

Sango�s floral kimono wrapped around his hips, Miroku ignored the insult. �I need to find my robes,
you idiot.�
�Yeah, so, I ain�t stoppin� ya.�
�Actually, you are. Before she fell asleep, Sango said she hid them in here somewhere.� Inuyasha shook his head in annoyance and stepped aside.
�Feh, come in
then.� He watched as Miroku proceeded over to a messy
pile of clothes and bedding against the wall and started searching through
it. �Ya know, you should really warn a guy next
time.�
�Pardon?� Miroku had already dropped Sango�s kimono and was quickly wrapping his fundoshi around his hips.
�Last night. Before you came charging in
naked, you should have warned me. I thought I was gonna
go blind there for a minute. Kinda like now�can�t you
wrap that stupid thing any faster?�
Miroku merely rolled his eyes as he started in on his robes.
Inuyasha nonchalantly walked over to stand between
the monk and Kagome�s futon. Not that he didn�t trust
his friend�pretty much�but no need to put temptation in his way,
either. Dressed and feeling much more like himself,
Miroku looked at Sango�s
kimono on the floor. �I�m so tempted to just leave it here and see how she
likes it.� He murmured.
�Fine with me. I got no problem with a naked Sango storming in here to interrupt me.�
With one surprised glance in his direction, Miroku frowned and snatched up the kimono immediately
before retreating out the door to return to his own room.
Inuyasha chortled to himself. For once, he�d actually
managed to tease Miroku about something other
than Sango kicking his ass. That one had worked
pretty well; he�d have to remember it. Man, some days, you just knew everything
was going to be great, and today was definitely one of them. Things were
looking up, he thought, chuckling slightly under his breath.
�Although that might be a result of �up�
being the only direction left for him to look, considering his life seemed to
be trapped in one huge, abysmal pit at the moment, he thought half an hour
later. He stood and stared stoically at the wall, hands in his robes,
avoiding the loud questions being tossed his way by an increasingly irritated
Kagome.
��did they want with you?�
�What did who want with him?� Sango asked, walking in with Miroku
and catching the tail end of Kagome�s words.
�Those men. Inuyasha still
won�t tell me what the heck was going on with those kidnapping freaks.� She
gave her husband a fierce glare before turning hopefully to Sango.
�Has Miroku talked about it yet?� she asked Sango as though neither male were in the room.
�No. He won�t say a word.� Sango looked at Miroku with the
focus of a rapier and he smiled, starting to sweat. He�d managed to put
her off so far, but standing up to both Kagome and Sango
at the same time? It looked like his respite might be about to end.
Damn.
Kagome went to stand by Sango
and Miroku edged over to Inuyasha
as though they were squaring off for battle. Kirara
and Shippou looked at each other with equally
thankful stares, happy to be on the sidelines for this particular fight.
�What happened, Inuyasha.� Kagome�s hands
settled on her hips as she stared at him impatiently. �Well?� she demanded when
he stayed quiet.
Golden eyes glanced her way briefly before
returning to the wall. �Nothin�.�
Nothing that was any of her business, anyway.
�Nothing? Then it shouldn�t take long to tell me about
it, should it? What did they want with you and Miroku?�
Grumbling, he continued to avoid her gaze and
picked the floor as his new visual target. �Feh, it
doesn�t matter. It�s over with, right? Why can�t you just fucking
drop it?�
Foot starting to tap an angry rhythm, Kagome
took a deep, irritated breath. �Drop it? We tracked you down for hours,
fought off dozens of men, and helped cart you out of there through the longest
shortcut in the history of the world. The least you could give us is some
sort of explanation as to why we had to go to all that trouble in the first
place!�
Oh great, something new to feel guilty
about, Inuyasha
thought, his ears turning away from her defensively.
�I don�t want to talk about it, okay?
Quit nagging me.�
�I am not nagging!� Now Kagome was really
worried. He never avoided a discussion this assiduously unless it was
important to him. Usually that meant something had hurt him badly, or
something happened that he felt he had to protect her from. It was really
starting to scare her. What happened during their capture? �What did they
want with the two of you?� she demanded.
Miroku and Inuyasha shared a
glance and didn�t say a word.
�Well?� asked Sango,
taking up where Kagome left off. While she was concerned as well, she had
a few private reasons of her own to find out exactly what had happened when
their group had been separated. �What happened, Miroku?�
She looked towards her hiraikotsu in the corner
briefly as she contemplated what to do.
Realizing an imminent threat when he saw one,
Miroku started talking at once.
�It�s nothing important, is it?� Miroku said, radiating sincerity so brightly that both
women looked at him with instant suspicion. �And after all, it�s done and over
with. We should look onward to other concerns in our life, don�t you
agree?�
�Yeah, move forward and shit.� Inuyasha seconded.
Kagome and Sango
glared at them a moment before Kagome gestured for Sango
to stay where she was as she walked over to Inuyasha.
�Inuyasha?� she
asked in dulcet tones.
�Um yeah?� he asked nervously, watching her
warily.
His caution proved to be completely justified
when she reached up and grabbed one of his ears, yanking him down until his
face was at her level. �WHY DID THEY KIIDNAP YOU?!!�
�OW! Leggo, dammit! OOOOOW! Cut it out, Kagome!�
�Not until you tell me what happened!� she
gave his ear a little twist and he almost howled.
�AAAAAAH, SHIT, STOP IT! All right! All
right, already, just let go of my damn ear!� she opened her hand and he
immediately leapt away, rubbing his ear furiously as he glared at her. �Son of
a bitch, Kagome, that HURTS! Don�t DO that!�
�I wouldn�t have to if you�d just talk!�
�Fucking A.� he rubbed his ear again and
looked over to Miroku, who pleaded silently to what
the monk had to know was a lost cause. Inuyasha
sighed. Miroku might be able to come up with an
elaborate, and believable, lie on the spur of the moment, but that wasn�t
exactly Inuyasha�s forte.
Yeah, said his conscience. I�m still
chuckling over the whole �skimpy clothes� thing, myself.
You know what I�m about to say, right?
Fine, shutting up.
�Well, you see�� Fuck, how much could he
leave out and still make this work. Maybe if he just talked about�
�We�re waiting.� Kagome said, hands back on
her hips again.
�Not very well.� He muttered. Sighing as he saw her continued
glaring, he tried again. �Th-they were going to��
�kill us? Um, for
walking in their woods, maybe? Except, if they were gonna do that, why wouldn�t they take Kagome and Shippou and Kirara, too?
Shit. Oh, I�ve got it, maybe I�ll say they only
kill boys?   Except Shippou�s
a boy, dammit.   A big sissy mama�s
boy, but�
�Inuyasha!�
He winced. Did she have any idea how
that high pitched tone hurt his ears? �Oh, fuck it. The bastards
were going to sacrifice us, okay?�
�Sacrifice you?� From Sango�s
shocked stare, he guessed that wasn�t the answer she was expecting. �Sacrifice
you?�
�Uh, yeah. You know, slice and dice, but with woo woo crap added on.�
�They were going to kill you?� Sango�s voice had faded to a whisper. At Miroku and his confused and reluctant nods, she looked at
them in horror first, and then suspicion colored her gaze. �How?�
�Whaddaya mean,
how? Gut us and drain the blood or something disgusting like
that.    We didn�t exactly hang around to find out!�
�They didn�t, say, hunt you down or
anything? Force you to perform in any rituals? Do any cutting or
marking before the sacrifice?�
�Nooooo, just chained us down is all.� Okay, Sango was way to interested in the
specifics of this. Maybe it was a result of marrying the biggest freakin� liar on the planet: confirm every story with
copious details. Or maybe she was just bored and needed a good
story.
�They just chained you down.� She repeated
flatly. �And how exactly did they get you out there to chain you up in the
first place, hmmm? How did they lure you over?�
Uncertain exactly what was disturbing his
wife, Miroku fielded the question. �We were drugged,
just as you were.� For whatever reason, his response only seemed to
inflame his wife. What was going on?
�So, they just chained you down and�that was
it? Nothing else happened that you need to tell me about?� Sango�s face was an interesting combination of hurt and
suspicion as she saw Miroku and Inuyasha
exchange another glance.
�No, that�s truly about it. We were to
be sacrificed, Inuyasha managed to free us from the
chains, if not the room, and then you came and interrupted them before they could
complete their ritual. That�s the extent of things.� Looking at Sango�s face, Miroku felt as
though he should be apologizing, although for what, he couldn�t imagine.
Why did she seem so�pained?
Taking a deep breath, Sango
walked over and slapped Miroku in the face, hard.
�OW! What was that for!!� What the hell did she think she was doing?!
�I�m not blind.� She said,
her voice low and growling.
Wow, Sango�s
totally lost it, Inuyasha thought, stepping away from
Miroku in self-defense. What the fuck is wrong
with her?
�Did you think I wouldn�t notice?� she yelled
into Miroku�s completely shocked face. �I saw your
chest, houshi. And your
thigh, remember your thigh? You�ve got scratches all over your
chest and thigh, Miroku. So how did you get
those? What exactly were you doing with someone to get clawed like that,
and in those places! What happened?�
Miroku simply stared at her, mouth agape.
�I thought you said you weren�t going to
flirt and womanize anymore,� her voice wobbled slightly before she firmed
it. �I thought there would be an explanation for those marks when you
told me about what happened. But nothing you�ve said accounts for
those. What are you not telling me?� His eyes dropped from her and
he stared at the floor, dread creeping up his spine. He was not
going to tell her about being molested by a man, even if she did see the tail
end of it when she�assisted him. No man would admit to something like that. It
was humiliating.
�It�s not important, Sango.�
He said gruffly.
�It�s- if they forced you to�with another
woman�it�s okay.� Tears swam in her eyes for a moment
and she closed them tightly before going on. �But just tell me, please! I
want to trust you, Miroku-sama, but won�t you tell me
what happened?�
�Nothing happened.� Couldn�t she just
believe him?
�Don�t lie to me!� she yelled in his face, slapping him again. He grabbed
her wrists and they exchanged angry, hurt glares.
Kagome, Shippou and
Kirara watched in shock and Inuyasha
finally realized that Miroku wasn�t going to say
anything in his defense. Dammit all�he�s gonna kill me after this, but�fuck it.
�Just fucking calm down, you two.� He barked,
startling them both.
�Sango, Miroku didn�t cheat on you or anything, all right?
That damn Renjiro guy had a hard on for Miroku. He�ahh dammit, he hurt him, okay? Kept trying to molest him
and shit when we were chained to the wall. He was a real asshole.�
�A man did that to you?� Sango looked into Miroku�s eyes
for confirmaton, finding it in the ruddy color that
ran across his face as he released her hands and focused his glare on Inuyasha.
Inuyasha was pretty sure if he translated, Miroku�s
eyes were saying: shut up or I�m going to kill you while you sleep, you
dumb ass hanyou.
�Yeah, nasty little fucker he was, too.
You saw him. The one who had Miroku pinned to
the wall, remember?� Inuyasha said, completely
ignoring Miroku�s silent message.
Too damn bad if Miroku
hadn�t wanted her to know. Inuyasha could
understand Sango�s difficulty in trusting Miroku, even if Miroku didn�t.
Hell, when you�ve been betrayed before, trust wasn�t exactly an easy thing to
give. And he knew exactly what it felt like to have Naraku fuck with your head and leave you brittle and wary
of everyone around you, even after you knew it was all a trick. The horror and
shock of that first, shattering moment of perceived betrayal never left
you.
Never.
Add on to that Miroku�s
past history with women, and it was a short, easy road to worrying about an
adulterous husband. Hell, it took a long time to build up trust at the
best of times, and it hadn�t been nearly long enough for trust to build up in that
department. Miroku would have to be actively showing
restraint in front of her for a while longer before that particular
worry would be put to rest.
So, Sango needed to
know what was what or she�d leave the stupid houshi,
or beat the shit out of him and then leave, before she realized her
mistake. Either way, it was important. Better it came from a friend
than that the poor monk be forced to admit it, anyway. He�d probably get
more sympathy that way, honestly.
Sango was still staring at Miroku,
feeling guilty as she noticed his flaming cheek on the side she�d slapped
him. Someone had done this to him when he hadn�t even been able to defend
himself? He hadn�t participated?
�My poor houshi.� She
murmured, running her hand along his cheek in apology, leaning into him. Miroku looked
down at her, cautious and examining her reactions. She
wasn�t�disgusted by this? �I�m sorry. I just got so scared when you
wouldn�t tell me.� Sango said softly, feeling small
and petty in the face of what had really happened. �I know you said you
wouldn�t, but there were those marks, and you refused to talk about them, and I
just couldn�t believe that you hadn�t� I�m sorry,� she whispered.
Before he even had a chance to respond, Sango�s eyes darkened in anger. �I wish that bastard wasn�t
dead, though, so I could kill him.� Miroku
smiled and put his arms around her. All right, that was more like the woman he
knew and loved. Although the jealousy was exactly like her as well, come
to think of it. He had hoped that with the marriage she�d have more
confidence in his fidelity, but maybe they simply needed a bit more time for that
level of faith to develop. It was painful to think about, but he was
honest enough that he could look at his past and see how that might affect her
judgment of him. She hadn�t yet seen how sincere his devotion truly was;
hadn�t yet seen it tested. Hopefully her fears would lessen when she
realized he�d been completely sincere in his declaration of becoming a faithful
husband.
So maybe he owed Inuyasha
a debt of thanks for informing Sango of the
circumstances, not that he was planning on telling him that.
After a smile for the already reconciling
couple, Kagome stared at Inuyasha, obviously
thinking. �So, you were supposed to be sacrificed?�
Inuyasha nodded, already relaxing slightly now that they�d
navigated successfully through the inquisition and emerged on the other side
without too much damage done.
�And that man wanted Miroku,
is that right?�
�Yeah, that�s pretty much it.�
Kagome�s face twisted into a frown. �Then why
did they take you, Inuyasha. Why did they just
take you and Miroku and leave the rest of us there?�
Miroku and Inuyasha both
froze. Shit. Stupid women, thinking too much all
the time. Miroku, bless his twisted
little brain, came to their rescue.
�They�re a very ancient sect that despises
women, so they only sacrifice�� he stopped talking as Sango
reached up and put her hand over his mouth,
�If Inuyasha needs
your help, Miroku, Kagome will ask you for it.� She
said softly, smiling a little at his frustrated stare, which ended immediately
as his tongue edged out and began to caress the inside of her palm.
She squeaked and drew it away in surprise.
�Uh�� what was the monk saying again? Inuyasha wondered frantically. Shit, he hadn�t been
paying attention. Kagome started her annoying foot tapping thing and he just knew
she was gonna try some kinda
shit like pulling his ears or something again. Dammit.

�Well?�
She seemed awfully fond of that word today,
he thought, feeling mutinous and annoyed.
�Well, what?�
�What�s the explanation? What aren�t
you telling us?�
You might as well get it over with, advised
his conscience.
Hell, no! Are you insane? I am not
telling Kagome that I was going to be the virgin in a damn spell!
Yeah, I could see why that might be too
difficult for you.
It�s not too difficult, it�s just fucking
embarrassing!
Oh? I thought you were just too much of
a chicken shit to�
What did you say?
I believe I called you a chicken shit.
Would you prefer wimp? Coward? How about pussy?
You�.
You�re still not telling her�chicken shit.
Yeah? Well watch this, asshole!
�They needed sacrifices that were�.� Wait
a second, did I just let me trick myself into telling
them this? Dammit it all to hell! �uh� vrnmnm,nn.�
�What was that?�
Aw shit, he was screwed. He just had
start talking like an idiot and now she knew there was something
more. Just fucking great. Now Kagome would
bug the shit out him until it drove him crazy. And if that still didn�t
work, she�d start to cry and make him feel like crap and�son of a bitch.
Like I said, muttered his conscience, you
might as well get it over with.
Shit.
�They need sacrifices that were� virgins.� He
forced out, closing his eyes tightly as he said it as though that might make
them all go away.
Kagome, Sango, and Shippou stared at them, Kirara�s
eyes widening in surprise as well. Sango
stepped back from Miroku to look at Inuyasha, trying to gauge his sincerity.
�That makes no sense. If they wanted
virgins, they would have tried for women.� Sango
said, doubting him in spite of his agonized expression.
Inuyasha�s ear were flat against his
head as he looked to Miroku for help. The monk
folded his arms over his chest and simply glared at him. Great, the I�m-gonna-kill-you-in-your-sleep
glare again.
Too damn bad. It�s not like you�re doing a
whole lot better with the explanations, asshole, Inuyasha
thought grumpily.
�Uh�um�shit. They needed adults who
hadn�t slept with a �man,� all right? There, happy now?� He humphed and turned away from them, stuffing his arms in his
sleeves. Stupid women, just kept pushing and
pushing and�
Shippou spoke first. It would be Shippou,
wouldn�t it, thought Inuyasha, annoyed. �You guys
were going to be SACRIFICIAL VIRGINS?� Both the men flinched.
Kagome and Sango
looked at each other, biting their lips. Shippou
skipped the pause and went straight to laughing his tail off
. When even Kirara was snorting
slightly, Sango and Kagome started to chuckle.
And giggle, and laugh, and guffaw. They
can stop any freakin� time now, Inuyasha
grumbled angrily, watching them lean on each other.
�Sacrificial virgins, oh Gods, never in a
million years would I have guessed that one.� Kagome wiped tears from her eyes.
��and I was so worried! Hee hee hee�virgins!�
Inuyasha and Miroku turned to look
at each other, both red in the face and completely irritated.
�It�s not that funny.� They both said,
causing more gales of laughter. Inuyasha wanted
to go over and pound Shippou until he felt better,
but he was so embarrassed by the whole fucking thing, by the fact that Kagome
was laughing at him, that he just turned around again, heading for the door.
�Feh, I�m fucking
leaving. You can come have breakfast when you�re all back to normal.�
�I believe I�ll leave as well until you�ve
regained your sanity.� Miroku said, holding onto his
dignity. After they left, there was a brief pause, then Shippou�s voice snorted out �virgins!� and the laughter
started all over again.
Miroku scowled at Inuyasha as they
walked down the hall. �Remind me to teach you how to craft a believable lie, Inuyasha.�
�Hey, don�t blame me! You�re the idiot
who goes around attracting hentai psychos and
all. Frankly, I bet the only reason they picked us was because that
asshole saw you! �
�Be quiet, Inuyasha.�
�Yeah? Make me.� Miroku�s
staff caught him in the back of the knees and swept his legs out from under
him. �Hey! Fuckin� cheat, I wasn�t
looking!�
Miroku grinned and jumped out of the way of Inuyasha�s fist as it snapped out.
�Hold still, idiot, and fight like a man.�
�I am.� Miroku
said, and popped Inuyasha in the stomach with his
staff just as he managed to stand, knocking the air out of him. �All�s
fair in war.� He sang out as he ran out of the building, followed by a sword
wielding Inuyasha.

20 minutes later they both lay in the grass
on the outskirts of the village. Sweaty, dirty, and sporting numerous
fresh bruises and welts, the two men grinned up at the sky like idiots.
�Ha,� Inuyasha
panted, �I�d like to see a sacrificial virgin do that.� He inhaled
deeply, masculinity once again secure.
�Nicely put.� Miroku
murmured, feeling a bit ridiculous that sparring had restored his wounded pride
so quickly. Ah well, I guess men really are shallow creatures at times,
he thought.
�C�mon, we better get back or Shippou will eat all the good stuff.� Inuyasha
said, bounding up suddenly and yanking Miroku off the
ground. Nodding, resigned at facing their friends once again. the houshi followed him back
towards the center of the village, ignoring the stares that followed their
disheveled forms as they walked.
The rest of the group had already started to
eat before they arrived, although they were polite enough not to question their
extended absence and kept all laughter down to muffled snorts and
giggles. Which was still quite irritating, thought Miroku,
but quiet enough that he could reasonably pretend not to hear it, at
least. Thank the Gods for small favors.
Ready to lash out at the slightest overt
mockery from Shippou, Inuyasha
was surprised to find himself gradually calming at the
familiar scent of the people and food surrounding him.   It had been
a while since he�d been able to sit and not worry about hunting down someone,
or keep from getting himself or his friends killed. He felt very odd
without that associated edge to his thoughts. Made him feel rather
sleepy, come to think of it.
He closed his eyes a moment, inhaling
slightly. Every person�s smell was drifting over, mingling with the others in
the air and wrapping around him like an invisible, comforting blanket.
Sitting there, eyes closed, he concentrated. The evidence of their
presence fit into some little niche in his soul, filling up the empty places
until he actually felt�whole. With his own personal scent now permanently
embedded in Kagome since they�d become mates, he felt better than whole,
actually. He felt�happy.
Weird.
His mind wandered as he opened his eyes to
absently shove food into his mouth. So�what were they going to do
now? A hell of a lot had changed in just the past couple of weeks.
Had it been that short a time? It felt like months. He and Kagome
hadn�t really talked about the future yet, now that they were mates.
There never seemed like a convenient time to do it.
And discussing things was always
annoying anyway. It�s not like it changed anything, did it? You
figured out what you wanted to do and you did it, end of story. He
didn�t have a problem with that, unlike some long-winded monks he could name
who seemed overly fond of planning.
Not that he didn�t plan,
too. He planned! He
just didn�t feel the need to complicate his plans unnecessarily like all the
people around him. Just a few goals to remind himself
of what needed to be done, and that was good enough.
Goal 1: Protect Kagome
Goal 2: Kill Naraku
Goal 3: Kill Sesshoumaru
Goal 4: Kill Kichiro
Goal 5: Collect all the Shards of the Shikon Jewel.
And his newest goal that he felt should be
added in at random times during the day.
Goal 6: Have sex with Kagome.
Of course, now that he and Miroku were traveling with their women, not just their
friends, maybe he should readjust some of those. After all, he was already worried
that the Sex Goal was making the Protect Kagome Goal a lot more
difficult. Hell, even thinking about the Sex Goal made everything
more difficult. He was pretty sure there�d be some other new worries
along the way that would be affecting what he needed to do.
Obviously, they still had to deal with Naraku. That was a given. He really hoped the
bastardized hanyou didn�t find out about their new
relationship, however, or it could be even more trouble than usual. Almost as
scary to contemplate was informing Kagome�s mother of their new relationship
once they went back to the future. And where were they going to
live? He needed a home if he had a mate�he was pretty sure Kagome
wouldn�t be too happy sharing Kaede�s hut the rest of
their lives.
Another thought occurred to him and his mouth
dried up. What if he got Kagome pregnant? He stared at Kagome,
inhaling quickly. She still smelled the same as she had a few days ago,
right? He was pretty sure� But what if�
Hell, what if Miroku got Sango
pregnant? What would happen to their search for the shards and their
lives then? They couldn�t exactly fight off demons with two breeding
females to protect. That wasn�t even considering how their enemies would react
to finding yet another way to get to them.
But, children� If they had children, they�d need a
big house, wouldn�t they? Kagome was always looking after
stupid little Shippou too, would she want him to live
with them? And would that jackass Sesshoumaru
come after his child as well as himself, if he discovered it? Shit.
Okay, revised goals.
Goal 1: Protect Kagome from all the assholes
around, like that Kichiro fucker who he was still
going to have to kill but who was rapidly falling off the list of goals �cause
more than 5 was already too many for one person, anyway.
Goal 2: Kill Naraku
pretty damn quick, like tomorrow. Maybe the day after at the latest
Goal 3: Kill Sesshoumaru
pretty damn quick too. And that creepy little kappa that always hung
around him. And break the tenseiga so no one,
especially an overly compassionate miko who always
seemed to feel sorry for the most worthless assholes on the planet, ever
brought their sorry asses back to life.
Goal 4: Protect Kagome from stupidly helping
out all the worthless assholes on the planet who took
advantage and made her feel sorry for them and they tried to kill her, or
worse, take her as their mate.
Ha, too late for that now, fuckers! Already mated. Take that!
Goal 5: Build a Big Fucking House�.near a hot springs. And with lots of ramen storage, and kitsune
repellant, and the biggest damn futon in the whole freakin�
world.
Goal 6: Tell Kagome�s mom about their
marriage and make it clear that it just kinda
happened and wasn�t in any way entirely his fault or anything.
Goal 7: Have sex with Kagome�but don�t
get her pregnant until Naraku was dead. Which
might be possible, maybe�did they have future crap to deal with that sort of
thing? Fuck it, that goal should be simpler.
New Goal 7: Have sex with Kagome, a lot.
There, that was better, although come to think of it, there was one thing�
New New Goal 7:
Have sex with Kagome a whole hell of a lot. MUCH more than Miroku
and Sango, as there was no way that hentai was gonna get more sex than
him because he was a freaking hanyou after all and
his stamina had got to be twice what Miroku�s was,
so�so there.
Goal�what number was he on again?: Oh yeah, collect the damn shards. Crap.
Damn, that was a lot of stuff to think
about. His head hurt.
He stepped away from his internal musings a
moment to watch everyone as they ate. Kagome sat next to him, reaching
over to rub a soothing hand along his leg even as she chatted with Sango. Miroku was watching
his wife with a mixture of lust and impatience, completely missing the fact
that Shippou was stealing the houshi�s
food right out from under his nose. Kirara
merely ate daintily from a bit of fish Kagome had put down for her.
He felt himself start to smile.
What�s up? Asked his
conscience. It feels�different.
Just thinking about
shit.
Oh. So�you feel happy or something?
I think I actually do.
Weird.
Yeah, ain�t
it? It doesn�t really seem real, yet, ya know?
Yeah. His conscience paused a moment
before continuing. I�ll only say this once, so don�t expect to hear it
again, but - good job marrying Kagome. Even with all the times you�ve
screwed up, it�s been�really great so far. I think this might, just maybe
and if we�re very lucky, work out.
Yeah.
Kagome looked up at him and smiled before
returning to her food, her cheeks rosy as she kept her hand on his leg. All
thoughts of the future and other potential
worries were swept to the corners of his mind as he watched her and smiled
again. He thought of the night to come, the oh-so-interesting ramen
extravaganza that his inner self had devised, and his fangs shone briefly
behind his grin.
This is gonna be
fun.

                              The End
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