Adult-FanFiction.org : Inuyasha / Yashahime

This is Gonna be Fun (uncensored)	By : szaugg Category: InuYasha > General Views: 38395 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha, nor make money from this story.

Chapter List
- 30
- 31
The Null Chapter.
So, why the heck is this �chapter� here at
all?
1. To thank all the lovely people who�ve
reviewed.
2. To let you know that there will be a
sequel.
3. Just some fun random research/author
trivia I picked up along the way that fellow writers
might enjoy, if they don�t know them already.
4. And thanks again, by name�it�ll take a
while, so it�s at the end!
In other words, the following is just random
stuff.
THANK YOU�S
Tons of thank you�s
to everyone who reviewed! Thanks for the words of praise and general warm
fluffiness: that definitely kept me going when I was feeling kinda down and wanted to stop. Thanks for the words
of complaint and critique: a few major points were brought up that I was able
to change, along with some major research on a couple of items that wouldn�t
have happened without your input. The story definitely improved as a result.
So, again, thank you for taking the time to let me know what you thought about
the fic! Oh, and sorry for those who asked me to
email them�unless you put the email in the body of the text, I don�t see it in
the review (or don�t know how to see it, anyway!). If you review again
and put it in, I�ll respond!
Seriously, thank you so, so much. It is
solely because of you that this went from a small oneshot
to�what, the oneshot that ate Chicago? Oncshot-zilla?
Whatever it morphed into, I blame ya�ll, heh.
Thanks.
SEQUEL:
The sequel is tentatively going to be named:
This is Gonna be a Pain in the Ass.
It just speaks to me.
I should probably mention that for me, the
laughs, the dialogue, and the relationships between the characters are what
I�ve been concentrating on the most. Kinda of a
way for me to get through writer�s block in other non-fanfic
stories, ya know? So, I�m having fun with it
and not taking it too seriously, which means the plot is likely to be random
and silly and often really weird, heh. Another
time we�ll try to actually have plot that�s, well, actually �plott-ish,� but it�s not likely to happen too much the
sequel any more than it happened here!   Sorry for those that this
disappoints!
Anyways, thoughts bopping around in my head that need to be explored in the upcoming sequel:
1. Kagome�s time and the marriage are a cornucopia of potential bizarre comedy. Her mom,
her granpa, her brother, her friends, Hojo, etc� Lots of fun.
2. Kagome has not yet found out that they�re
mates. Married, yes. Mates?
Nope. Still have to do that, yessirreee-bob.
3. Sesshoumaru
4. Naraku
5. Sango hasn�t
been kidnapped, by anyone. She�s feeling kinda left
out. Can�t have that!
6. Two words: Ramen Lemon
7. And of course, resolution of the two
couple�s relationships.
Will Sango be able
to trust Miroku? What will Inuyasha
do the first time he�s confronted by �rival� males? And can everyone grow
enough to overcome whatever personal issues they have that
are causing problems in their love lives? (oh
c�mon, you know the answer is yes! Like I could write something
sad? Pshaw. But�it�s the getting to the �yes� that�s the fun part,
eh?)

CHAPTER NOTES
Random bits of information and notes, just
for fun. Any research information is accurate to the best of my knowledge, but
then again, I�m no expert!

OC NAME MEANINGS:
While it obviously depends on the kanji,
these are the meanings I had in mindJ
Kichiro- Lucky Son
Emi (Kichiro�s late
wife)- Blessed with beauty
Hisao (immortal lord dude)�
Long-lived man
Renjiro (pervert ninja guy)�
Virtuous � hey, I live for irony.

ALL LEMONS: I have discovered, to my surprise,
that I cannot write a lemon without theme music. And not just any theme
music, it has to be the same damn song played over and over again until I�m
done writing and my ears bleed. I�m sure my family is appreciative of the
invention of headphones. So, what songs ended up as the theme songs for
the two couples in this story, this time around?
Sexyback by Justin Timberlake � you just know that goes with Miroku.
Every time we touch by Cascada
� it�s kinda boppy and
silly and cheesy and sweet, which worked for me this time, I guess, when
thinking of Inuyasha
Ch. 9 & 10
(�The Best Laid Plans of Foxes and Men� and
�I am So Screwed�)
Monkshood and Wolf�s Bane: yup, it really is
called by both names, and it really is a purple (or white) flower, and deadly
as all get out. I know it can be found in China,
and I don�t believe it is found in Japan, but I wouldn�t swear to
that. Now as to whether wolf youkai are
actually allergic to it�you�ll have to ask one next time you meet him, yes?
Ch. 11
(�It�s all your
Fault, you Know�)
Auspicious days for marriage: In modern Japan, days
that are determined to be the most auspicious for that year are extremely
popular for weddings. So much so that it can be extremely difficult to have the
wedding on that day without major advance planning. I doubt if this was
the case in Feudal Japan, but I used it anyway.
Monks and Marriages: Currently, unlike the
Chinese, Taiwanese, and Vietnamese traditions, Buddhist monks in the Japanese
tradition can marry.
Ch. 12
(�The Mental Meanderings of a Married Man�)
Soapberry pulp: the soapberry pulp Inuyasha grabs from Miroku�s
things is from something called Chinese Soapberry. Two sources listed the
Japanese name for this plant as Mukuroji, although
neither source was 100% sure of the name. It is found in Japan as well as Mainland China.
Ch. 15
(�I Need to Get Angry More Often�)
Divorce in Feudal Japan: Yes, there was
divorce in Feudal Japan (Bet you thought I was just making it up, eh?). How
easy it was to get and whether or not the woman could initiate it changed
depending on the time period and class. A peasant women
could initiate divorce during some periods of Feudal Japan, so I�m just
using that for the story, although I believe it�s actually more relevant for a
century or so earlier than the Warring States Era.
Ch. 20
(�The Cat�s Revenge�)
Inu no Taishou: I found it
interesting that Inuyasha�s father has never been
named, either in manga or anime. He�s always
referred to as either �Inuyasha�s father� or as �Inu no Taishou,� which means �Dog
Leader� or �Leader of Dog�s.� Makes it a lot tougher to write about him,
eh?
Ch. 21
(�What Took You So Long?�)
Miroku�s fascination with Sango�s
neck: after I wrote the scene, I found out that the nape of the neck actually was
considered really sexy and something that should stay covered, during periods
of the Feudal era. Who knew?
Ch. 24
(�Sacrificial What?�)
Shinobi shozoko �
traditional ninja duds.
Since they were just on a night mission to kidnap the boys, I put them
in the �night mission� black. Not making that up. All clich� aside, that
was actually done! White was for missions in the snow, a kind of greenish
camouflage was also common for missions that required that type of coloring.
As well as dressing up as anything from a peasant to a monk,
if the occasion called for it. And yeah, ninjas really were known to use
darts as well, coated with various substances.
Why are Inuyasha
and Miroku stripped to their fundoshi�s?
�   If I could get away with it, they�d be naked every chapter,
ha. Seriously, though, the fundoshi has a long
history in Japan,
and is often used as clothing during certain, traditional ceremonies. So,
I figure I could get away with it and still have a �reason� for them to be
stripped down, too!
Ch. 25
(�Now We�re in
Trouble�)
The goop in their mouths � no, not real, just
made that up. But, there are many herbal medicines that can be absorbed
quickly through the mucus membranes, including a few sedatives and pain
killers. And I can personally attest to the fact that a couple of these
sedatives/pain killers really do taste absolutely disgusting and bitter.
The eggs � ninjas are known to have kept
pepper and other irritants in fragile containers such as hollowed out
eggshells, so they would break apart on impact. Usually they would be
used when in a fight where there was a need to either run away or to put some
combatants out of commission until you dealt with the others. They could
also sometimes have metal filings mixed in that could permanently blind an
opponent, but I like Inuyasha and Miroku
too much to do that to them!
The ninja�s chains used on Inuyasha � a ninja weapon called the Manriki
Gusari was a chain that had a heavy weight on
both ends. While sometimes used to entangle an opponents
arms, legs, or weapons, it could also be swung around and used as a whip, the
ends causing a pretty fair amount of damage. It likely wouldn�t have been spun
in circles, but we�re taking a little author leeway, heh.
Ch. 27
(�Revenge is a Dish Best Served Naked�)
Miroku was gagged, how the heck can he undo the ties on his
wrists with his teeth? � With great difficulty. Seriously, though, as
long as the gag is something slim, like an obi, it�s possible. Trust me,
I tried it out! It�s a pain in the butt, but possible.
Ch 29.
(Who�s Afraid of the Big, Bad, Dog��)
Miroku�s amazing double orgasm � hey, you may have thought it
was impossible, but it isn�t! A man can get an erection again quickly, usually
if he�s young and a bit lucky in the genes department. We willl assume, ahem, that the super hentai
of all time is just such a man, LOL. It has to do with the length of time for
his body�s �refractory period� (the time his body rests and can�t get an
erection). For the lucky few, this is only a couple minutes or
less. There is even a recent documented case, in a lab setting, of a man
who doesn�t seem to have a refractory period at all.� (yes, I even
research that, LOL)
Ch. 30
(It�s Not Funny, Dammit)
Inuyasha calling Miroku, Lady Miroko � Not a misspelling, just using the fact that �ko is a very common female name
ending for Japanese names. I don�t know of any meanings other than that,
so if anyone else does, please let me know!

THANKS TO THE FOLLOWING FOR THE REVIEWS!!
Dang, there were an awful lot of you�how
cool. Thanks for taking the time to write a bit after you read. Greatly appreciated.
All anonymous reviewers
Adea neri
Akasha
AlysiaStorms
AmberEyez
Angelica Pierce
Angie
Autumn the reviewer
babygirl
BastardOmega
Bill
Can�tsay
Cathy
Chanda
DarkAquaMoonGirl
Eillem
Entropy9
Fine Neko Chamillionaira
fire_eyez
FMAJunkie86
Fuschiafinn
julia
Kagome
Kagome1312
KawaiiKeKeChane
kawaii-miko
keesha
keh
KeikoDogDemon
Kero
Kitesareevil
kookookitty
Kuronohime
Inufan625
InuGoddess715
inuyashaloverr
InuYoukai
LadyQuotes
Lady Shikon
ldymoonluvsinuyasha
Lil_merc_girl
Loulou4729
Love_Hina_4_eva
Luna Kat
madmiko
MetsukiKaraTen � I just love �Finding Kagome.�
Miroku�s dream
Moonwaves15
Nadene
Ouatic-7
Paulajean
PyroChi
QueenOfTheCute
The real Hotaru
~Sami
SayanaTheRover
Selena
Sentinel28A
Sessh�s Sango
serveren
Silent Pluto
SoutasSister
StoryJunkie
Tammy Lashbrooks
Tissana
Twilight kiss
WTW
wudelfin
xxSangoxx
YoukaiFate
Yvonne
And thanks to anyone I may have missed!

Okay, shhhhh�I�m as
big a liar as Miroku is sometimes. Kinda like the hidden stuff in the games, there�s one last
thing at the bottom here. So, for all you dedicated people who actually read
all the way down, here�s a short scene from somewhere in the sequel as a little
thank you.;-)

This is Gonna Be a
Pain in the Ass: scene preview
�As soon as they sat down, both Kagome and Sango were surprised to receive a hug and a heartfelt
�thank you� from their friend�s husband. Unaware of their counterpart�s
actions, the two men stood up from their brief, platonic embrace to notice each
other. They both frowned and stepped closer.
�What did you just do to my wife?�
Shippou smirked. �Is there an echo in here?�
�I was just thanking her for�� Both mouths
closed in mid-sentence as they stared at each other. Miroku�s
eyebrow asked a question. Inuyasha�s broad grin
answered it, and they both began to beam at each other like little boys with a
juicy secret.
Kagome and Sango
exchanged a long, irritated glance. �They�re doing it again, aren�t they.� Sango said, annoyed.
�Yeah.� The women watched them, growing steadily more
annoyed as Miroku and Inuyasha
continued to stand and radiate smugness.
�I think we�re going to have to do something
about this.� Sango said after a while.
�Oh yeah.�
�Would you care to go first?�
�Oh no, Sango,
please, be my guest.�
�I couldn�t possibly.�
�Together, then.� Nodding as they both stood up, they approached their
respective husbands and stood directly behind them.
WHAP.
�OW!�
Miroku and Inuyasha�s heads
snapped forward, only to stop abruptly as they smacked into each other�s
foreheads.
�OW!!�
Two pained, surprised males turned around,
holding hands to their abused heads, to see their wives behind them looking
satisfied.
�What�d ya do that
for?� �What in the world was the purpose of that?�
�Guess.� Came the
response, as the two girls turned together and left the room.
Looking back at each other, still rubbing
their heads, Miroku and Inuyasha
couldn�t help but start to grin again�
- 30
- 31
You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.
Report Story

This is Gonna be Fun (uncensored)