Funny Shorts | By : BlueBananas Category: InuYasha > General Views: 1893 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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(This one's a bit weird but I loved the idea, tell me what you think of this one. pairings Kag /Jo.... unrated because I'm not sure how pervy this is...)
4. Fruit Jo was walking the length of Japan looking for the right kind of soil, but everywhere he went the terra firma was just too firm or too soft, too pebbly, too sandy or too metallic. He had started up north where he landed on his ship and was now traveling south. He had traveled all the way from England, he had taken his time... well actually... a decade, but he had the time. Jo was the rare 3/4 demon, his father was an apple tree and his mother was half human half oni. His mother had left Japan and made her way to England where she was seduced by a demon apple tree... he never understood exactly how the coupling happened. Jo had a lot of time to think about all manners of things while walking south. He had entered a forest a few days ago and was picking up the gossip of the last hundred years, trees had long memories, and talked very slowly. It seemed this area was getting a lot of action, mostly with an Inuyasha character and some kind of jewel. Jo had this sudden feeling of euphoria and stopped in his tracks because is surprised him so much. When he came out of his thoughts he recognized an adorable little clearing with an expansive hot spring. He stepped to the edge and stuck his toe in, which he transformed into a root, the water was deliciously hot and had large amounts of sulfur which was essential to a demons diet. Jo sighed as he slipped into his demon form of an apple tree and let his roots sink deep into the tastiest soil he had ever sampled. A few days later Jo woke up, and found that it was morning. He felt splashing against his roots but couldn't see what was making them. The sad thing about his tree form was that he lost sight, smell, normal hearing and thumbs. He transformed the area that would be his face so that he had eyeballs, and hoped no one would notice. What he saw made him happy he bothered. A beautiful young human woman was swimming towards him in the hot spring, totally naked! She slowly but steadily moved towards him, her eyes and the shore. When she reached the rocky bank she climbed out and looked up. Jo closed his eyes fast, but he still felt the tremors of her actions. She was jumping close to him, in the same spot, over and over. After a few minutes he cracked an eye just a sliver to see what she was doing. He fully opened his eyes when he saw she wasn't facing him, and smiled to himself. She was trying to reach his apples! The nearest one was about six feet up, he always kept them that high so humans couldn't reach. He watched her lunge over and over. Her planted feet, honed calves, strong muscular thighs, tight buttocks leaping into action, muscles rippling with energy. He watched her little hands grab for the apple and barely brush the bottom of it before gravity yanked her back down to earth. While he had never let anyone feast on his apples before he didn't think there was any problem to it. So Jo lowered his branch just the smallest amounts slowly, letting her think she was getting higher, till finally she grabbed onto it. Jo felt a flare of pain as the sensitive membranes and fibers were disconnected, but then pleasure at a sudden friction. He realized he could still feel his apple in her fleshy hands, she was rubbing it on a soft piece of cloth that came out of nowhere. He could feel each brush of the cloth, back and forth, as if some one was caressing him in the flesh. Then the maiden lifted the apple to her mouth and breathed on it, hot air rushed on the surface of his sensitive apple. She scrubbed it harder on the cloth again and looked at the polished spot. Then gently and slowly she set her teeth to the shining skin and bit down gently. It stead of feeling pain like he expected, it felt good, the crunch of her bites sending vibrations through him. Jo was excited, he never knew anything like this was possible and didn't know what it meant but it felt so good! The maiden finished and sunk back into the hot spring and swam away. Jo was sad to see her go thinking he would never get to enjoy the experience again. - - - - - - - - - - - But the next day she came back again. And the day after that, and those following. He looked forward to her everyday, so much so he grew extra apples for her. He made them beautiful and plump for her, and she happily gobbled them down. Three weeks went by and then she didn't come one day or the next. Jo worried, what had happened to his fair and hungry maiden? By the third day he wanted to take up his roots and try to find her, when she came late that night. She was sobbing, weeping, sitting against his trunk when he awoke. She usually only visited him during the day, and never had she been crying before. He grew some ears higher in his branches where they wouldn't be noticed. "I-I can't believe he left me... I-It's not my fault I have no I-Idea how I got like this. Pregnant and a virgin. What will my mother say?..." She went on like this for a while. It broke Jo's heart to see his fair maiden so sad, but knew it would only frighten her away if he changed to hold her. So silently he watched as she cried, and pondered on her. She was pregnant without ever doing the deed? He found that strange since its was the only way humans could procreate. But then she said something that rang in his ear and sent a red flag up in his mind. "I shouldn't be able to bear a demon's baby anyway..." It was half muttered from her lips while she dozed at his roots. It didn't take Jo much time to figure it out and connect himself with the maiden. Somehow his apples must have impregnated her, and Jo suddenly remembered basic herb lore. The fruit was the seed of the plant which falls to earth and grows roots in the most fertile soil. He had had no idea that the soil could be human! He wasn't sure what he should do, step up as the father and most likely be killed by villagers or stay in the same place he has been for weeks and watch his babe grow under his branches. While it would be less than half demon he would probably still be able to talk to it. Jo felt content, to sit and watch his family grow and stay rooted for a few decades. Isn't that what he had been searching for in the first place? And maybe someday he could meet his fair maiden in person, maybe... someday.While AFF and its agents attempt to remove all illegal works from the site as quickly and thoroughly as possible, there is always the possibility that some submissions may be overlooked or dismissed in error. The AFF system includes a rigorous and complex abuse control system in order to prevent improper use of the AFF service, and we hope that its deployment indicates a good-faith effort to eliminate any illegal material on the site in a fair and unbiased manner. 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