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The Bane of My Existance	By : ShaeyaSedjet Category: InuYasha > Het - Male/Female > InuYasha/Kagome Views: 3560 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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A
Note From Sedjet: Hi, kids! You may think you've read Chapter
Five of Bane already. Well, think again! This is a completely new
chapter...and so if Chapter Four for that matter!

I
was reading and re-reading and thought to myself, "Sedjie, this
story is moving way too fast under the given circumstances you've
created for the characters. And the story seems only skeletal and
slightly juvenile. Perhaps you should go back and flesh things out a
bit and go from there."

So,
if you haven't re-read the fic since 8-8-06, you might want to go
back and do that. Like I said, Chapter Five and Four have been almost
completely re-written. I promise you'll be lost if you don't go back
and re-read. (Well...maybe not, but you'll miss out on some sweet
WAFF-iness!)

Disclaimer:
Still don't own them, folks. I really don't think that is going
to change.

The
Bane of My Existance

Chapter
Five:

Surprises

"Wow,
Kagome!" Sango exclaimed as she looked at the Carmen. "How
did you get this much done so quickly?"

"I
had help," I mumbled, and I had to have been blushing because
Sango leveled me with a look.

"You
had help?" she questioned, skeptically. "I think I remember
you saying, and I quote, 'No one touches this car but me. I'm the
only person I trust not to fuck it up'." She grinned
lasciviously, "So, who's 'helping' you?"

I
looked at my feet and mumbled, "Inuyasha."

Sango
pretended to clean her ear out, "I'm sorry. I think I missed
that. Who did you say was helping you? Because I thought you said it
was Inuyasha."

"That's
what I said," I gritted through clenched teeth.

Sango
just stared at me, her magenta eyes (contacts, of course) letting me
know she thought I'd lost my mind. "I go to stay with my dad for
two months and I come back to an alternate universe! Just when did
you two start getting along!"

"After
he kissed me."

My
best friend's jaw dropped to the floor. "You--he--I--whatthefuck,
Kagome!"

I
shrugged, "I like him."

"YOU'VE
GOT TO BE KIDDING!" She shrieked.

Miroku
chose that moment to poke his head into the shop. He grinned. "I
thought I heard the mellifluous voice of my beloved." He batted
his eyes. "I've missed you, Sango, my sweet!" He smiled a
slightly frightening smile.

Inuyasha
pushed past him and into the shop. He was wearing a white tank top
and his beat up I'm-helping-Kagome-work-on-the-Carmen jeans. He
looked yummy. He crossed to me and Sango's head turned to follow his
progress. He greeted me with a kiss on the cheek and Sango made a
flustered noise. He turned to her and chuckled, "Hey, Sango. I
didn't know you were back." Sango just stared, bewildered by the
situation.

Miroku
had made his way stealthily into the shop and had crept up beside
Sango while she had been distracted by Inuyasha and me. "Sango,
my lo--"

Her
eye twitched and she whirled on Miroku. She pointed at him and then
at Inuyasha and back to Miroku, "You--He--This is your
fault, Miroku!”

Miroku
froze with his hand reaching for Sango's butt. "What's my fault,
Sango, my love?"

She
gestured frantically back and forth between Inuyasha and me. "Them!"

"Ah.
Alas, dearest, they are not my fault. They happened completely on
their own. I'm not complaining, though. My little sister finally has
someone to take care of her."

It
was my turn for my eye to twitch, "Your little sister doesn't
need anyone to take care of her!" I would have advanced on him,
but Inuyasha placed a well-timed kiss on my temple, and suddenly, I
lost the desire to throttle my older brother within an inch of his
life.

Sango
looked distressed, "How did this happen!" she wailed and
then she shrieked and my brother let out a startled howl as she
punched him in the face. "Pervert! Keep your hands off my ass!"

"But
it's such a sweet ass," he sulked, rubbing his reddened cheek.
If he hadn't been staring at her butt, he may have had time to react
before she hit him again, but my brother is hopeless that way. If he
was in mortal peril and there was a 'sweet ass' or a nice pair of
breasts in the room, he wouldn't stand a chance.

"Shut
it!"

"Will
you have my babies?"

She
opened her mouth to say something, shook her head and said, “You’re
such a freak." She then turned her burning gaze back to Inuyasha
and me. "Inuyasha, if you hurt Kagome, I will kill you. She's my
best friend, and we've been through hell together," she said
fiercely.

He
lifted one shoulder in a half shrug, "She'll be ok, Sango. I'm
going to take care of her."

"What
is with this me needing to be taken care of crap? I am a
self-sufficient, independent female perfectly capable of taking care
of myself." I crossed my arms under my breasts and cocked my
hip, looking at all three of them.

"Nope...definitely
not Nubby anymore..." Inuyasha murmured.

I
turned my head slowly and stared at him incredulously. I was trying
to be serious and he was staring at my breasts!

Miroku
guffawed with laughter and Sango rolled her eyes.

"You
see!" She pointed emphatically at Inuyasha. "This is
exactly what I mean, Kagome!"

"My
dear Sango, you really haven't said much of anything. It was more
like incoherent stuttering." Miroku pointed out.

She
glared at him. It was an evil, magenta tinted glare that made her
eyes seem to glow with a demonic sort of light. "When I want
your opinion, Miroku, I'll give it to you."

Miroku
seemed to melt--and not in terror. He looked at her as if she had
just accepted his proposal to have his babies. "I love you."

Sango
cocked her head to the side in the manner of a confused puppy. She
looked at me and shook her head, deciding to ignore him. "Kagome,
I just worry about you," she sighed. "I don't want you to
get hurt again." She shifted her gaze back to Miroku who was
making goo-goo eyes at her. She eyed him warily for a moment and
turned back to me. "How do you live with him?"

I
shrugged, "He's my legal guardian. It was him, or a foster
home." I shuddered. "You get used to him. He's kind of like
a guinea pig, you know. They make that really annoying noise every
time they here a plastic bag rustling because they think they'll be
fed. Once you learn how to tune it out, it's fine."

"Hey!
I'm not like a guinea pig!"

"See?
Just like a guinea pig. 'Wheek, wheek, wheek!'" (Those of you
who've had guinea pigs know exactly what I mean. Those of you
who've never had a guinea pig...well...there's a reason they're not
called guinea mice.)

Inuyasha
was trying to hold his composure, but lost it and laughed
obnoxiously. Sango chuckled and smacked Miroku for touching her butt
again.

"Ok,
Kagome. I just wanted to come by and see how the Carmen was coming
along and to let you know that I'm home. I need to go spend time with
Mom and Kohaku. We're meeting the boyfriend tonight." She rolled
her eyes.

"He
can't be worse than the last one."

"I
don't know. My mother discovers a new breed of cretin every time she
gets back into the dating pool." She sighed. "If you need
any help with the Carmen let me know. I'll start drawing up the
designs for the decals."

"Rock
on. Good luck tonight. I hope he's better than Paul."

Sango
rolled her eyes and nodded. "See ya, 'Gome."

I
watched her go, her short, black skirt swaying just under her behind.
I smirked; Miroku was probably having a heart attack.

"Sango!
When do I get to meet your family?" Miroku called as he ran
after her. "If you're going to be the mother of my children, I
should at least be acquainted..." His voice faded as he followed
Sango out of the shop.

"Three...two...one."

SMACK!

"But
Sango, it's so cute and pert and firm and..."

SMACK!
"Pervert!"

"If
you'd just date me--"

"Nothing
would change."

There
was a pause and then, "Yeah...you're probably right."

I
heard Sango laugh and she spoke to him in low tones. I couldn't hear
what she was saying, but when Miroku came back to the shop, he had a
look of pure bliss on his face. "She said she'd think about
it..."

My
brother had been head over heels for Sango as long as I have known
her. He worshiped the ground she walked on.

Sango
had grown up having to be the parent in her family, so she'd always
had a level of maturity that you do not find in most children. Her
parents had divorced when she was in the third grade. Her mother had
taken it badly and decided she wanted to be "young" again.
She started wearing skimpy clothing and staying out until early
morning. That left Sango and her brother Kohaku at home alone. Sango
had had to learn how to make dinner to keep them from having to eat
chinese takeout and pizza every night. It was Sango that made sure
Kohaku got to and from school safely. It was Sango who gave him his
bath at night until he was able to do it himself. It was Sango who
tucked him into bed and comforted him if he had nightmares. And it
was Sango who helped him with his math problems.

Miroku
admired her for her maturity and identified with her. In his opinion,
she was the most beautiful woman on the planet--even with her magenta
colored contacts. He had waited until she was "legal" to
start avidly pursuing her, but Sango (being an intelligent and
rational young woman) had thwarted his every attempt at wooing her.

"It's
not that I don't like him or that I think he's unattractive,"
she once told me. "I'm just not ready to have any sort of
commitment right now. I've done the mommy thing, and I just need to
be alone for a while."

I
could understand that. I'd made a promise to myself not to be
involved with anyone until I was ready.

I
have a good feeling about those two, though.

Inuyasha
nuzzled my neck, his arms wrapping around me from behind and caressed
my bare midriff with gentle fingertips. "You're not wearing your
overalls today..."

I
closed my eyes, resting my head against his chest. "Didn't feel
like doing laundry."

"I'm
not complaining," he murmured against my neck.

His
husky tone made my pulse quicken. I licked my lips, trying to
assemble my jumbled thoughts into one coherent sentence. "I
think we should get to work."

"That
wouldn't be nearly as fun as what we're doing now," he purred.
He ran a finger along the hemline of my shirt and my lips parted in a
silent gasp.

Somehow
he sensed that and, leaving one arm securely wrapped around my waist,
with one hand, turned my face to his. "This is the first time
I've seen you in something that doesn't completely hide your figure,"
he whispered against my lips. "Let me enjoy it." And then
he kissed me. This kiss was unlike our previous kisses. This kiss was
full of dark promises--promises of silken sheets, hushed whispers and
the sweet friction of skin on skin.

He
drew my lip between his teeth and bit down firmly. I moaned and he
whirled me around to face him. He drew my lip slowly from between his
teeth and I gasped. The sensation sent a jolt directly to my core. He
tugged my hair, forcing my head back and nipped at the pulse point in
my neck. I gripped his shoulders, because it was the only thing I
could do. I was lost in the sensation of his lips, his teeth
and his tongue. All I could do was hold on and whimper.

After
a few more moments, he pulled away reluctantly. He was wearing his
lopsided grin, “I suppose we should get started or we won’t
get any work done at all today.”

I
nodded dumbly, “Yeah…work…”

“I
think I broke you.”

All
I could do was nod, completely dazed.

TBC………

Author’s
Note: I’m not sure if I just want to leave it there, or if
I want to add to the ending. I tried several endings for the chapter
and none of them felt right.
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