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Dabbles in Drabbles
By : TheKaytla
Category: InuYasha > Yaoi - Male/Male > InuYasha/Sessh?maru > InuYasha/Sessh?maru
Views: 6650 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1Disclaimer: I do not own the series Inuyasha, nor its characters.They are property of Rumiko Takahashi, Shogakukan, Yomiuri TV, Sunrise, and Viz. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. - Chapter List
Pairing: Sess x Inu
Emotion: Pain
Object: Beads of Subjugation
Word: Joke
Wildcard: Laughter
User: Spirit_of_Auron
Words: 610
Laughter rolled across the open field. Not just a chuckle, or a guffaw, but a true, deep laugh that came straight from the belly and seemed to go on and on, bringing tears to one's eyes and infecting others with mirth. The one laughing was bent nearly double, clawed hands braced on his knees, almost gasping for breath as the laughter kept pouring from him.
"And -" he gasped. "And it had - it had this... this coat thing on top of its real coat and -"
He broke off into uncontrollable laughter again, set off by just the memory of it. When Kagome had taken him "shopping" in her era, the last thing he'd expected to see was some dog wearing a fucking coat! And it had had fur on it, too! While he couldn't help but wonder what the hell was the point, the images it conjured had started him laughing right in the middle of the street and he hadn't stopped until he got back.
He'd found Sesshomaru immediately, and the fact that his brother just stood there, not getting the point, completely unaffected by his mirth, somehow made it so much funnier.
"Finish already, Inuyasha," Sesshomaru said, sounding weary. "I have no wish to stand here all day."
Inuyasha took a deep breath and tried to calm down a little. "So, it had this coat, right? But it had fur on it. Around the ankles and the neck. Fucking fur on top of a real fur coat. But that's not the funny part!" Inuyasha grinned. "You know who it looked like, right?"
Sesshomaru just stared, his face impassive, showing no hint of understanding the punch line.
"It looked just like you, you fucking idiot!" Inuyasha lost it and started laughing again. "This dog... fucking prancing along like it owned the whole fucking world... wearing fur... immaculately brushed... It looked just like you! You fucking pampered pooch! Oh, gods -"
Once again, Inuyasha bent double, nearly wheezing with his laughter, tears blurring his eyes so that the grass below became an indecipherable mass of green. Holy shit, this had to be the funniest thing ever.
He carried on laughing until a slender hand grabbed the back of his Beads of Subjugation and yanked them upwards until he was forced to stand on his tiptoes to avoid being choked.
"Ow!" he yelped. "Sesshomaru! Let go!"
"No, I don't think I will."
"Oh, come on! It was just a fucking joke..."
"A poor one."
Inuyasha huffed as much as he was able. "You're just pissy because you know it's true."
"I repeat, it was a poor joke. To begin with, I am a noble inuyoukai, not a 'pooch'."
Awkwardly trying to pry Sesshomaru's fingers away from the beads, Inuyasha paused just long enough to roll his eyes. "A dog's a dog..."
"Is that so?" Sesshomaru murmured, completely ignoring Inuyasha's attempts to free himself. "Then, of the two of us, I believe you are more like a pet."
Inuyasha paused, swinging around on his toes to glare at his brother. "What?"
"You follow the miko around like a lost puppy -"
"Hey!"
"- and you even have a puppy's ears." Sesshomaru smiled, an action which had Inuyasha's puppy ears lowering defensively, and touched the beads. "The kotodama rosary even looks good as a collar for an errant pet."
"It's not a fucking collar! It's proof that old woman is a secret sadist!"
Sesshomaru ignored this, tapping his chin in mock consideration. "Yes, I believe you shall be a pet. And a pet who makes fun at his master's expense surely needs to be punished."
The daiyoukai turned, still clutching the beads, forcing the struggling Inuyasha to follow or be choked. This time, it was curses that rang across the field, loudly and incessantly.- You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.
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