Sex Ed
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Category:
InuYasha › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
7
Views:
2,006
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own InuYasha, nor make money from this story.
The Demo, Demo, Demooooooo!
A/N: Woot.
Reminder: We don’t own any of the Inuyasha characters.
Rika: Let’s get this party started!
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Chapter 7: The Demo, Demo, Demooooooo!
Harmony: *sighs* Okeley, dokeley, gang. This is how this is gonna play out.
(Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, and Miroku look around at the empty classroom)
Inuyasha: Where’s everyone else?
(Harmony and Rika look at each other)
Rika: They’ve been dismissed. Early.
Harmony: They’re not fit to take part in this final lab.
Kagome: Which would be?
Harmony: *sigh* The Demonstration.
(The four look at each other again)
Sango: What does this demonstration entail?
Miroku: *jumps out of his chair excitedly* It means we’re gonna learn how to have sex!
(Kagome and Sango look at each other)
Kagome: With Inuyasha?!
Sango: With Miroku?!
Kagome: Can’t we have a threesome with Dr. Fritz?
Inuyasha: You mean you’d rather have sex with some fruity doctor than a real man like me??
Sango: *hits him with her boomerang* He’s not fruity!! He’s sexy! A lot sexier than you, ya giant mutt!
Rika: Hey, hey! No more of that name-calling! And, NO, you will NOT be having sex with each other.
(They look puzzled)
Miroku: *depressed* Damn.
Harmony: No, no sex. Due to strict regulations – and the technicality that I am actually having this take place in America and NOT in Japan – so that whole idea turned out to be mildly illegal.
Rika: You’re just throwing a bunch of words together trying to sound smart, but you really sound stupid.
Harmony: *forcing a smile* Whatever you say, hoebag.
Rika: Slut.
Harmony: Rake. *chuckles sarcastically* Anyway, here is the last lab.
(She takes her index finger of her left hand, makes a circle with her index finger and thumb on her right hand, and inserts her index finger into the circle of her other hand)
Rika: *claps* That’s it! You all passed! Have a nice day!
(The two run away quickly, never coming back)
(Kagome, Inuyasha, Sango, and Miroku all look at each other and begin to leave the building)
Miroku: Sooo… Do you ladies want to go back to my place and, uh, practice what we learned?
(All three of them beat him into the ground)
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(Harmony and Rika are laughing hard, clutching their sides and stomachs)
Harmony: Ohhhh.
Rika: That was GREAT!!
Harmony: Heh. You all thought we would ACTUALLY make them have sex, write here in the CHAPTER?? Y’all are sick, buddy.
Rika: Yea, REALLY sick!
Harmony: Well, that’s the end. Maybe we’ll do another with some other anime show.
Rika: Like Trigun, or Sailor Moon.
Harmony: Maybe not Sailor Moon. There aren’t enough guys on that show. It’d be like “Sailor Moon: LESBIAN Sex Ed.”
Rika: Yea. Not going THERE.
Harmony: No siree.
Reminder: We don’t own any of the Inuyasha characters.
Rika: Let’s get this party started!
__________________________________________________________________________________
Chapter 7: The Demo, Demo, Demooooooo!
Harmony: *sighs* Okeley, dokeley, gang. This is how this is gonna play out.
(Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, and Miroku look around at the empty classroom)
Inuyasha: Where’s everyone else?
(Harmony and Rika look at each other)
Rika: They’ve been dismissed. Early.
Harmony: They’re not fit to take part in this final lab.
Kagome: Which would be?
Harmony: *sigh* The Demonstration.
(The four look at each other again)
Sango: What does this demonstration entail?
Miroku: *jumps out of his chair excitedly* It means we’re gonna learn how to have sex!
(Kagome and Sango look at each other)
Kagome: With Inuyasha?!
Sango: With Miroku?!
Kagome: Can’t we have a threesome with Dr. Fritz?
Inuyasha: You mean you’d rather have sex with some fruity doctor than a real man like me??
Sango: *hits him with her boomerang* He’s not fruity!! He’s sexy! A lot sexier than you, ya giant mutt!
Rika: Hey, hey! No more of that name-calling! And, NO, you will NOT be having sex with each other.
(They look puzzled)
Miroku: *depressed* Damn.
Harmony: No, no sex. Due to strict regulations – and the technicality that I am actually having this take place in America and NOT in Japan – so that whole idea turned out to be mildly illegal.
Rika: You’re just throwing a bunch of words together trying to sound smart, but you really sound stupid.
Harmony: *forcing a smile* Whatever you say, hoebag.
Rika: Slut.
Harmony: Rake. *chuckles sarcastically* Anyway, here is the last lab.
(She takes her index finger of her left hand, makes a circle with her index finger and thumb on her right hand, and inserts her index finger into the circle of her other hand)
Rika: *claps* That’s it! You all passed! Have a nice day!
(The two run away quickly, never coming back)
(Kagome, Inuyasha, Sango, and Miroku all look at each other and begin to leave the building)
Miroku: Sooo… Do you ladies want to go back to my place and, uh, practice what we learned?
(All three of them beat him into the ground)
____________________________________________________________________________________
(Harmony and Rika are laughing hard, clutching their sides and stomachs)
Harmony: Ohhhh.
Rika: That was GREAT!!
Harmony: Heh. You all thought we would ACTUALLY make them have sex, write here in the CHAPTER?? Y’all are sick, buddy.
Rika: Yea, REALLY sick!
Harmony: Well, that’s the end. Maybe we’ll do another with some other anime show.
Rika: Like Trigun, or Sailor Moon.
Harmony: Maybe not Sailor Moon. There aren’t enough guys on that show. It’d be like “Sailor Moon: LESBIAN Sex Ed.”
Rika: Yea. Not going THERE.
Harmony: No siree.