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Inuyasha had been very happy when his brother finally let him enter the ancestral palace of the Inu clan. Inuyasha had hungrily poured over hundreds of books and charts and archives. With all this his brother also told him all the secrets of the Inu clan. When Inuyasha started relating the archives with actual relics that may or may not still be in possession, Sesshomaru was quite informative again. And with all this talking of history, the brothers eventually became friends.

This is all hundreds of years after Kagome's arrival and departure from the Feudal Era. Closer to her original time. And with the beginning of the Industrial Age, Inuyasha and Sesshomaru also become business partners. It was all smooth and dandy for decades.

Until the 1960's when casual sex became acceptable. Inuyasha was all for this development on human society which with it became perfectly acceptable with demons too. But as he got around Inuyasha started to notice the less enthusiastic reaction from his lovers. And finally he admitted to himself that he did not have a very big penis, not in any sense of the word. He had never heard of any way to fix this but he refused to doubt there was a way. So he started his research in his ancestral archives, and was immediately successful. His family had once owned a magical cock-ring, the text he read said that it would grow and shrink and change to a woman's needs. It would make the wearer's cock the perfect cock to every woman. Could there be anything better to fix his problem?! Definitely not!

But Inuyasha could not find anything about it in any of the store rooms and relic museums inside the palace. Eventually he mentioned it to his brother, he tried to be subtle. Sesshomaru told him this, "I have it. It is handed down from every ruler of the Inu clan to make sure each successor is within means of producing an heir." Inuyasha's reply was simply, "Then why haven't you yet." This conversation was held somewhere in the mid 1980's.

It would take another two decades before Inuyasha secretly located it and came up with a plan to steal it. Even Sesshomaru had weaknesses. Actually, if he could pull it off Sesshomaru would never even know of Inuyasha's trespassing of his sacred cock-ring. Inuyasha's plan was simply thus: Sesshomaru leaved for a business/holiday in Korea and will be staying there for one week. Inuyasha would then trick a maid to get the box for him, using gloves opens the box and takes the cock ring, then after using it, having the maid get Sesshomaru's special cleaner and disinfect it and polish it and put it away the day before his brother came back. It was perfect and simple but sufficient.

Inuyasha was sad his brother would be taking the private jet, which meant he couldn't travel to different countries for sex, he had really wanted to go to France, and maybe Amsterdam too. But he accepted it wasn't going to happen fast enough, eagerly awaited the time he dropped his brother at their private airport. Inuyasha broke several laws, mostly speeding laws on his way back to their estate. He was happy he had caved and decided to live with his brother on their massive ancestral house. It wouldn't be suspicious if he was there, because he lived there too. It took only a minute to ask the nurse to bring the box on his royal pricks vanity. And only three minutes waiting for the maid to get it for him, he had also had her grab the cleaner while she was at it.

Immediately Inuyasha grabbed the telephone and dialed in his ex-girlfriends number. He had found out she just broke up with the guy she left him for last week. Before a week ago he would have never thought he would get the chance to fuck her again, but now, he was gonna make the slut scream for him. All he said into the phone was, "Hey baby, have I got a present for you. I'm coming over." He hung up with out her ever saying more than "Hello?". He showered, dressed and drove to her house in just over 30 minutes, and proceeded to fuck her silly all night long. And when she asked him to be with her again he laughed in her face and declined, then he fucked her angry, and the next morning too. He left her house before breakfast, before dawn, with a smile on his face and a craving for pancakes. He stopped at a diner and got the waitresses number who made him promise to call her after 1pm when she got off. Inuyasha left with more in his smug stomach than just pancakes.

After he went home, showered again, he had a jolly fuck with a maid. He then did a few errands and chores, ate lunch and went shopping for something to wear tonight. He called the waitress back at exactly 1:15 and by 1:30 he had dinner date and her promise to scream his name. He seemed to have gained a whole new level of confidence, then again, what man wouldn't be confident knowing he had the perfect cock for every woman? No wonder his brother was insufferable...

We can skip right through dinner, lots of jokes, winks and giggles later he was at her apartment, tying her to her bedposts. As soon as she was tied up her tickled the hell out of her, and watched her squirm underneath him while he plowed into her. He loved chicks who liked it a little rough, but just a little. And this cute waitress had his cock growing to a size he never considered. He was surprised he could even get it inside the woman! But she demanded him to fuck her harder and faster and he complied. He made her suck his cock too, still tied up, and he wondered if she liked it more that him. After a brief resting period she grabbed the phone and dialed her friend, telling her to come over right away. She hung up. Her eyes had been focused on him through her whole conversation and now she spoke to him, "I invited her over I hope you don't mind, but I thought she would really love your cock and couldn't let her miss the chance. You like two girls at once right?" She waited expectantly at him. Inuyasha while not used to the idea didn't find any reason to say no. He nodded and grinned at her, a woman had worked him into a threesome."Oh, and she's really into anal."

He proceeded to fuck them both silly and drooling. Eventually he got them to walk again and they got into the shower together. After that and dinner the girls said they wanted to go clubbing with him. Inuyasha agreed, it was an even better place to meet more hot easy women. The two ladies split off from him and Inuyasha felt deserted for about 20 minutes, until they brought back four more gorgeous women to him. They all smiled at him like he was going to make their dreams come true. All six women voted to leave the club that instant and go to Anatasia's house? Inuyasha couldn't even remember all their names yet and hadn't been at the club for an hour and he was at another woman's house. Inuyasha had no idea the doors that opened when you had the perfect cock...

He got the suspicious feeling that they all knew each other pretty well. But Inuyasha didn't even care anymore when they started to kiss him, everywhere. He did things that night that he would never have done otherwise. But there were too many women with too many demands that eventually he let them do whatever they liked. One of them even licked his asshole while another sucked his cock. Jaqueline who was french and had the skin color of cocoa loved it when he pinched her nipples. Yuuko who had blue hair rode him like a horse across the room, then sucked horsey off! The waitress, Jessica who was American, and her also American friend Vickey cussed and prayed while being fucked, he found that a little weird but loved their enthusiasm. Call me Kimi liked him to pound her hard and he was sure even he would have bruises tomorrow. His favorite though was Rei, who looked like she was 15 but was actually closer to 30, she was very sweet and nibbled on his ear gently while he slid inside her just as gently.

They refused to let him leave for three more days. They cooked for him, and forced him to do anything he needed done online so that he wouldn't leave. Eventually they even tied him down so he couldn't walk out the door. Inuyasha was a little scared when they attacked him. He felt like he was about to be eaten alive.

Inuyasha woke to the early touches of dawn on the living room’s curtains. He sat up and realized that he wasn’t restrained anymore, he then remembered the girls getting drunk last night, them getting him drunk and untying him.... He looked around, multiple women were passed out naked around him, and even another guy. Inuyasha didn’t remember him at all.

He took a deep breathe, and tried not to think about anything but getting out of the house. He looked around and found his pants, but that’s it just his pants!

Inuyasha was helping himself to some milk from the fridge when he heard a hangover moan from the other room, some one gasping, “my head..” He put the milk back and licked his lips, savoring a moment to plan escaping.

He needed to do it now, while the girls were still down, one straight shot to the front door and to his car. He decided to run for it.

All the hungover young woman saw was a blur of sexiness, and Inuyasha open the front door the run to his car and take off, pealing out down the street. The woman looked around for something to wear, but just went to close the door naked.

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Inuyasha barely bothered to turn off his car as he parked at the castle-like home of his. He walked in the door and his servants were already waiting for him, worried expressions on their faces.

The kitsune demon who was their butler had grief written all over his furry face, he had seen Inuyasha and Sesshomaru fight before and it was plain he expected another one. Inuyasha knew right there that his brother must be home already, he had never been able to put the cock-ring back...

His stomach was tied in knots and he knew that he was going to be ground to a pulp and maybe even liquefied by Sesshomaru!

“Where is he?” Inuyasha felt as though he was about to be served a quadruple life sentence. Actually jail sounded better that Sesshomaru’s acid claws digging into his stomach.

“He left about an hour ago my lord. He did not tell us where he was going, but he was very angry with you, and looking for you.”

Inuyasha nodded and started walking towards his wing of the house, thinking of the gloves and cleaner he had stashed away. But when he tried to pull it off his dick it wouldn’t come off. It seemed like it had fused with his skin!

Inuyasha was sweating bullets, dreading the sound of his brother coming home before he could get the damned thing off himself. He yanked and tugged and lubed the cock-ring but short of completely ripping his dick off his body it wasn’t going anywhere.

Inuyasha felt tears of frustration form in his eyes as he expected the impending pain from the beating he was going to get. He should never have gone after the stupid magical cock-ring in the first place! His brother must have put a spell on it!

Inuyasha felt his heart stop when the loud crash of the front door sounded, echoing throughout the whole house. “INUYASHA!” his brother yelled knowing that he was home, and knowing that Inuyasha knew that he was about to feel pain. Lots and lots of pain.

Inuyasha put some old shorts on, opened his door and just stood there waiting for his wrathful brother to come get him. He wouldn’t cower and hide, but wasn’t going to help either. Now he could hear his brother on the stairs, his foot steps sounding unusually heavy.

Inuyasha earnestly prayed his brother wouldn’t rip his dick off. He would take the acid any day over that.

He heard the board just in front of his door way creak.

Sesshomaru appeared, wearing his expensive suit but unusually unbound hair. That’s what struck Inuyasha first, his brother never wore his hair loose anymore. That led him to see the beautifully toned legs of a woman and her face.

“Kagome?”

Inuyasha’s brain completely crashed for a moment as he recognized Kagome in his brother’s arms. Sesshomaru just stared smugly at his brother’s face. The two in the doorway watched as Inuyasha’s brain slowly rebooted.

“You are getting just what you deserve... little brother.”

And with that Sesshomaru clutched her tighter and flashed away using his demon speed.

Inuyasha had been waiting 500 years to see her again, and his brother was walking away with her? This means war!

“SESSHOMARU!”

(So here is the chapter continued from #1, if you like it let me know. :)
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