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Short Drabbles of Lemony Rhymes and Stories	By : ScorpianPriestesd Category: InuYasha AU/AR > Het - Male/Female Views: 3071 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter List
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Miroku/Sango/Kagome/Ayame
One day in the feudal era when Kagome wasn't worried about tests or hunting down jewel shards. She decided it was time for some relaxation. The females of their group had found an abandoned hut and spruced it up to be their getaway from the guys in their group. On this particular day Ayame, the wolf demon came to visit the hut she helped bring it from shambles to liviable.
Sango was in the kitchen stirring some stew in the pot and Ayame was needle pointing a present for her elusive soon to be fiance Koga. Kagome came in and stripped down to her birthday suit. She walked around and the ladies didn't care. They knew that Kagome despised clothing heck look at how short her skirt was always wearing.
Sango brought bowls to the table that was left in the house. She equally divided the scrumptious meal amongst the three.
They said grace and began to dig in.
Slurp Slurp and then spew!
The soup was too hot to handle especially with the heat wave that was going on outside. They quickly gobbled down the water and all went "aaahh" from the refreshing feel of the water.
"It's too hot to eat," Ayame being the youngest one in the group complained.
"Tell me about it, it almost burned the roof of my mouth off," Kagome said who liked her food warm not scolding hot.
Sango turned her nose up and added more spices then continued to eat her volcanic supper. But stopped when her stomach made a gurgle sound.
"My ladies it surely is hot outside. Why don't we take a dip in the river while our meal cools down a bit," Kagome suggested.
"What about the boys do you think they will come and eat it?" Ayame wondered.
"Nah, Inuyasha is somewhere off masterbating to his clay pot bitch and Miroku went to visit his friend Mushin with Shippo and Kirara. Since Ayame is here, Koga is going to avoid this place like the Black Plague," Kagome listed the whereabouts of her comrades and friend.
Ayame crossed her arms and made a hmpf sound. She couldn't argue with Kagome because it was all true.
The girls decided to strip and go naked since there was no prying eyes nor no visitors in the area.
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Miroku came back and got a bit lost. He left Shippo and Kirara behind because he wanted to talk with some fox demons from another tribe. Miroku thought he knew a short cut but ended up in a field and up ahead he saw a massive hut. He walked closer and used his human nose. He smelled something was cooking and his stomach made it clear that he has been ignoring it for far too long.
He knocked on the door and heard no sound. He let himself in under the pretense he was looking for demons just in case the owners did come back.
He saw how big the hut was but it was pretty homey. He walked to the kitchen and saw three bowls. He tasted them all with his finger of course but favored the spicy one and ate it all up. He decided to look some more through the house.
He found three pillows that looked quite comfy. He tried the pink fabric one it was too firm. He then tried the red one it was too soft. He then tried the green one it was just right. He scooted and moved and let a big fart out. He tried to meditate but the smell was getting to him so he left to go deeper in to the much bigger hut.
He walked and saw women's clothing but thought nothing of it. Yet they did seem familiar.
He found three futons all in a row. He laid down on the one with the pink cover it was like laying on a futon made out of stone. He tried the one with the green cover it was just not right. He came to the last one the one with the red cover it was just right. He told himself he was just going to rest for just a few moments. The walk back was quite tiring. He removed his robes and climbed into bed still smelling the after effects of that spicy stew. Closing his eyes he did dream of asses. There was no discrimination he just loved them all.
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The women came back refreshed and now cool. They walked inside their house still naked from their swim and knew something was not right. They walked to the table with their food and Sango noticed that all her stew was gone. The other girls check theirs and noticed somebody tried theirs and spit it out.
"Do you think the jackass just ate and left?" Ayame asked.
"I'm not sure, let's check the rest of the house and see what the ass touched next," Sango said and lead the party with her boomerang in tow.
Kagome brought her arrows and Ayame elongated her claws.
They came to their sitting room where they went to lounge and stuff. They went to their pillow and Kagome noticed a smell. She sniffed her pillow and immediately ran outside to puke her stomach clean out. She returned and Ayame held her nose and Sango was burning mad red.
"I can't believe a person would let out that rancid smell. Do you think it was human or demon because he needs to check his pants. He may have let something escape between his butt cheeks."
"Come on ladies let's check the bedroom. That is the only place left he might still be there," with that said Ayame lead the way.
They made it to the room and looked at their futons. Their neatly made beds from the morning were in totally disarray.
Sango cried "someone has been sleeping in my bed!"
Kagome gritted her teeth "someone been sleeping in my bed too!"
Ayame crept to her bed because it was moving. She pulled back the cover and whispered.
"Someone has been sleeping in my bed and they are still there."
She carefully placed the cover back over the trespassor. The women snuck back out to devise a sneaky revenge plan.
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Miroku woke up and stretched and yawn. He sat up and noticed it was nearing sunset and he was still in someone's bed. He quickly got up and went to get his clothes but noticed that they were all gone. He noticed the breeze dancing alongside his john and looked down he had no underwear on!
He began to look for something to cover his shrinking pecker but couldn't find anything in the vicinity. He did the best thing and covered himself with his hand and crept out the bedroom hoping to find his garments and staff so he could get back to the village.
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Ayame whispered to the ladies that the sleeping beauty has finally awaken. They tried to keep their snickering to that of a mouse. They heard the creaking of the hardwood floor coming towards them at a steady pace. They were all armed.
Sango had hot black tar from the pond out back. Kagome got some feathers and Ayame was tasked with the rope and poles.
Miroku peaked out from the corner and noticed that nothing was sinister or disturbed. He continued on until he reached the front door then he heard a familiar female scream, "NOW!"
He was beat with a pole across his head and then he went to cover it another came to his prized possesion between his legs. He was then punched in the face and a putrid smell came to his face. Female ass cheeks but a rancid smell did came. He was pushed outside and lost his footing. He backed up until he hit a bucket and was quickly enveloped into a black sticky goop. And then was hit with a pole once again that brought him to his naked knees. He was scared that he was interrupting some type of gang initation.
He was tied to a pole like a pig ready for roasting. He couldn't see until three slaps helped him open his eyes and a pinch on the ass. He then noticed he was covered in feathers and gold straw on top of his head. He then looked down and noticed a sign around his neck. It said:
Trespassers Beware.
This will happen to those that come uninvited.
Do Not Enter.
A Couple of Days Later
Shippo, Kirara, and Inuyasha came looking for their monk friend who should have been back days before. Inuyasha lead his rescue party with his nose and came to a faded black goop that was moaning.
"Miroku? Is that you?" Shippo asked.
"Who did that to you?" Inuyasha asked.
"Three!"
"Three what?" Inuyasha and Shippo asked.
"The Three Bitches and they called me Goldilocks."
"Whose that?"
"Exactly."

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