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Condom City	By : BlackRavenOfDeath Category: InuYasha > General Views: 6706 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter 1: The Insanity Begins
Kagome was walking down the hallway of her school, on her way to her next class, when she spotted Eri, Ayumi, and Yuka standing off in a little hallway looking at something. She decided to go over to them and see what had captivated their attention. She tapped Yuka on the shoulder to get her attention and let out a short scream when Yuka jumped. Once Kagome had calmed down, she looked up to see her three friends looking around the hallway, to see if anyone noticed them, pulling Kagome further into the hallway they were standing in.
"Why are you guys so jumpy," Kagome asked them, looking at all three of them supsiciously.
The three girls once again looked around and then turned to Kagome. "Because of these," Ayumi said, showing Kagome a large bag full of condoms.
Kagome's eyes widened. "Where did you get those," she asked surprised. "You aren't suppose to have those on school grounds. Why do you even have them," she asked them, trying to keep her voice down so as to not draw attention to them, but failing in her excitement.
"Oh man, there's a teacher coming. We have to do something with those. Now," Eri said from the end of the hallway where she had been standing as look out.
Yuka and Ayumi looked at each other, worried as Eri came back to them. "We don't have anywhere to put them that the teacher wouldn't notice or look," Ayumi said almost frantically.
Kagome sighed and took her bag off of her back and opened it. "Here, you can put them in here," she said holding it out to them.
"Oh, thank you Kagome-chan," Ayumi said stuffing the bag of condoms into Kagome's offered bag.
Kagome had just closed her bag and had placed it back on her shoulders as the teacher came around the corner and looked at them supsiciously. "What are you four doing here," the female teacher asked them.
"Nothing. We're just talking where it isn't as noisy," Kagome answered for her nervous friends. "We were just going to head to class now," she added, grabbing Yuka and Ayumi's arms and walking past the teacher with Eri following behind. They all bowed to the teacher on the way by and then hurried down the hallway to their next class.
"I am so glad you were well enough to come to school today, Kagome-chan," Ayumi said when they reached their seats in the classroom. "If you hadn't been here today, we would have been caught and in some serious trouble," she added, bowing to Kagome before taking her seat.
"Yea, Kagome-chan," Eri and Yuka added, following suit.
Kagome blushed a bit, glad that she had finally gotten Inuyasha to let her come back to the present time the previous night so that she could attend school. Well, he hadn't exactly said she could come, she just sat him until she could get through the well, and it had been late enough that he let her stay the night. Normally, he would have followed her right away, but Kagome figured that he realized she needed a break. Then she remembered what caused the whole problem to begin with. "Why did you have them in the first place," she asked the three girls.
Yuka blushed. "My brother thought it would be really funny to put them in my bag right before I left for school this morning. I didn't notice it until after I got to school," she told the time-travelling miko.
>"W>"What a jerk," Kagome muttered.
"Yea, but he's a cute jerk," Ayumi said, her voice all dreamy.
"Yuck, that's my brother youre dreaming about," she said completely disgusted.
"True, but you have to admit that he's cute," Eri said.
"Whatever," Yuka said with a roll of her eyes. That made the girls giggle a bit, even Yuka. They stopped and paid attention when the teacher came into the room and began to teach the lesson.
The rest of the day passed smoothly except for all of the make-up tests that Kagome had to take. By the end of the day, Kagome and her friends had forgotten about the incident of that morning. She rushed out of the building as soon as she could, hoping to get home before Inuyasha decided to go into the city looking for her. As she reached the top step and ran towards her home, she was confronted by a very angry looking inu hanyou.
"We are going back now," he told her as he grabbed her wrist and started dragging her towards the mini well shrine.
"Inuyasha, at least let me get my other bag. This is my good bag for school," Kagome protested, trying to pull her wrist from his tight grip. "I don't even have any clothes in this bag. Or my bow and arrows."
"It doesn't matter as long as you have the shards, and I already know you do," Inuyasha growled. "So we are going now." Kagome's continuous fighting against his hold on her wrist was irratating him, so he stopped and turned to face her. "Stop fighting," he growled out. Then he picked her up by the waist and tossed her over his shoulder. He entered the shrine and hopped down the well without a second thought. When he hit the bottom in the Warring States Era he jumped back out and landed on the lip of the well. Inuyasha refused to release her until they were safe within the village, and even then he kept a hand on her back pushing her towards the hut closest to Kaeda's that he had been allowed to use while in the village.
"Would you stop pushing me, Inuyasha," Kagome asked the irrate hanyou, stopping in her tracks.
"No," Inuyasha ground out between his clenched teeth. "You ran away from me once. I'm not letting you run away from me again." To counteract the softness in his voice and the possessive statement, he shoved her inside the hut.
Kagome was so stunned that she couldn't protest wshe she was pushed through the door, nor when she was pushed down to sit on the floor.
"Kagommmmeeee," Shippo screamed when he launched him small, furry body into her arms. "You came back. What did mutt face do to you that made you leave," he asked, letting a small growl rumble forth at the inu hanyou.
"Shut up you twerp. I already told you, I didn't do anything," Inuyasha growled back at the kit.
"He's right, Shippo-chan. He didn't do anything. I just needed to go to school today," Kagome told the young kitsune.
"But why did you have to leave? What's so great about those tests," Shippo asked.
Kagome tried to think of a way to explain it to him that he would understand. Then an idea came to her. "Okay, everyone is in one large pack where I come from and the tests that I take set my status in that pack. Do you understand," she asked him.
Shippo nodded. "I guess I understand. But I still don't like you going back," he told her as he crossed his arms over his chest and took on a pose that resembled Inuyasha greatly.
"Don't worry, runt. She isn't going anywhere for a long time," Inuyasha grunted from behind the two.
Kagome looked over her shoulder at him and Shippo glared at him. "What about her tests? She needs to establish her status in her pack," Shippo protested. "I don't like her going back to her time, but she needs to do it."
Inuyasha growled. "She's not going anywhere," he repeated. "She doesn't need to."
Kagome looked down at Shippo when he started to growl again and then at Inuyasha again. "Uh, Shippo, could you go find something to do? Inuyasha and I need to talk," Kagome ask the young kit. Kagome stood up and grabbed Inuyasha's sleeve and tugged him up and out the door. "What is your problem," she hissed at him when they were out of Shippo's hearing range and out of sight of anyone else.
"I don't have a problem. You're the one that keeps running off," Inuyasha told her. "I don't know why you have to keep going back there."
"Because I have to take those tests," Kagome told him. "I already explained it. Besides, maybe if I had an actual reason to stay, I wouldn't keep 'running off', as you put it," she said angrily. Kagome huffed and turned her back to him, her arms crossed over her chest.
Inuyasha growled and did the only thing he could think of. He walked up behind her, grabbed her shoulder, spinned her around, and firmly placed his lips over hers. He snaked one arm around her waist and placed his other hand on her cheek, careful of his claws. After watching Kagome's eyes slide shut, he allowed his own to fall shut. He felt Kagome shift closer to his body and one of her arms go around his shoulder. Inuyasha was taken completely off gaurd when her other hand suddenly appeared on his sensitive and and began rubbing the base. Inuyasha let a happy growl rumble in his chest as he broke off the kiss and pulled back enough to look her in the eye as they fluttered open.
"Is that reason enough to stay," he asked a bit breathless.
Kagome nodded, a bit breathless. "I think so."
"Good, then no more running off without me."
"You can't run off either," Kagome said, sadness coming through in her voice and eyes.
Inuyasha shook his head. "Never again," he swore. "I haven't left your side in a long time," he pointed out.
Kagome nodded. "That's right, you haven't," she agreed. "But we still need to talk more later. Just not now. I don't think we should leave Shippo alone for very long," she said.
Inuyasha nodded and led Kagome back to the hut. He pulled aside the mat over the doorway for her and started in after her, only to walk into her back. He looked into the room and saw Shippo with Kagome's bag open and the contents spilled all over the floor, including a smaller bag that was made of stuff that she had told him was called plastic in her time.
Kagome ran into the hut and grabbed the bag of condoms from the kit and stuffed it back into her school bag.
"Kagome, is that a present for me," Shippo asked, pointing at the bag that had just disappeared in her school bag.
"Yea, wench, what are those," Inuyasha asked, going back to his usual gruffness. He didn't want the young kitsune to know there had been any change in his relationship with the girl from the future.
Kagome stuttered for a minute, not knowing what to tell them, and definately not wanting to tell them the truth. "Um, Shippo-chan, those aren't toys," she told him slowly.
"Well, then what are they," Shippo asked, incredibly curious.
"Something that I am keeping for a friend."
"Yea, but what are they?" Shippo gave her his best little kid pout, making his eyes large and round, and his bottom lip began to quiver.
Kagome sighed. She could never resist his little kid pout. She pulled out one of the condoms from her bag and opened it and handed it to Shippo. "Here, play with it," Kagome told him.
"Yay! But what do I do with it," Shippo asked her, rolling the round object around in his hands.
"First you hook one finger in it of one hand and then you pull it back with the other hand," Kagome instructed the kit.
He did as she instructed and then showed it to her. "Like this?"
Kagome nodded her approval with a smile, forced as it was.
"Now what do I do with it," the young kit inquired.
"Now you aim at something and then let go with your hand that is holding it back."
Shippo nodded and aimed at the first thing he thought of; Inuyasha. He let it loose and it landed on Inuyasha's right ear. While it had been in the air, it had unrolled a bit and now hung loosely from the tip of his ear and swung when his ear twitched.
Kagome tried to hide her snicker behind her hand, but soon was holding her sides as she rolled around on the floor, laughing loudly. She was amazed that Inuyasha hadn't yelled at Shippo yet, or at least taken it off of his ear. She saw Shippo was about to go get the rubber off of his ear, but she stopped him by handing him another one. 'Might as well use them up for fun,' Kagome thought as she watched Shippo aim the next condom at Inuyasha's other ear and let loose. This one also unrolled a bit as it flew through the air until it landed on the tip of the hanyou's ear.
"Does this mean I get to play with them now," Shippo asked.
Kagome nodded. "Yes, but you have to let me open them, okay."
"Okay. Can I have another one," he asked eagerly.
Kagome giggled as she opened yet another condom for Shippo and handed it to him. She watched as he stuck his tongue out the corner of his mouth while he aimed, but she noticed he was aiming much lower than Inuyasha's ears. She looked towards Inuyasha as he sat in a corner of the hut and noticed that he had his thumb pointing up in the air, almost like a target. Kagome looked up at his face and saw his golden eyes intently staring at her and that the corners of his lips were barely lifted up in a smile directed at her.
Shippo let the condom lose and it flew through the air. The little kit watched as his new toy unrolled a bit, like the previous ones had, and landed around Inuyasha's thumb. Shippo looked towards Kagome excitedly. "I did it," he cheered. "Can I have another one," he asked.
Kagome nodded and handed him another one after she opened it.
Shippo shot off a few more condoms, most of them aimed at Inuyasha's head, until Inuyasha suddenly stood up growling.
"What's the matter, Inuyasha," Kagome asked him, standing up as well.
"I smell Sesshoumaru close by. Too close." Still growling, he ran out of the hut, leaving the mat flapping in his wake.
"Come on Shippo, he may need our help," Kagome said as she grabbed a bow and quiver of arrows out of the corner of the hut. Shippo hopped on up her shoulder as she ran out the door and he pointed her in the direction their hanyou friend had gone. When they caught up with him, he was growling at a particular set of trees.
"Sesshoumaru, get out here, now. I know you're there," Inuyasha growled.
"Very good, brother dear," Sesshoumaru said, stepping out from behind a tree. "I've only been waiting ..." He his sentance short as he looked at Inuyasha's head. "What is that on your head," he asked, stunned, his eyes going wide.
"What are you ... Oh shit." Remembering the odd toys Shippo had shot at his head, he ran his hands through his hair, grabbing all of them out of his hair, remembering to grab the ones off of his ears. He angrily threw them into some bushes as he glared at Sesshoumaru again. "Now what are you doing here," Inuyasha demanded.
Sesshoumaru just stared at him, stunned. "What are those and what were they doing on your ears," he asked, looking from the bushes where Inuyasha had tossed the items, to his head, not realizing that those were the same bushes he had told Rin to stay in.
Inuyasha growled at Sesshoumaru and walked up to him until he was right in front of his older brother.
Sesshuoumaru looked down at Inuyasha and raised a hand to the hanyou's head. "You missed one," he said, almost curously, as he pulled the object from Inuyasha's hair.
Inuyasha's eyes went wide as he looked at his elder brother. "What is your problem," he screamed.
Kagome walked up behind Inuyasha and grabbed his arm and pulled him back away from Sesshoumaru a bit. "Uh, I think you need to calm down, Inuyasha," she told him. He looked over his shoulder at her and raised an eyebrow. "I don't think he's here to fight," she added, hoping to calm him some.
Suddenly, he heard giggling coming from the bushes off to his right, where he had thrown the 'toys'. Then he heard a sqwauk coming from the same bushes.
"Get that infernal thing off of my staff," Jaken screamed as he stumbled from the bushes, Rin following after him, giggling.
Kagome noticed somthing odd about his staff and began giggling herself when she saw it. There was a condom pulled over the top of the staff. Apparently Rin had found one of the condoms that Inuyasha had thrown over there and put it on Jaken's staff.
"Jaken, Rin, what are you doing," Sesshoumaru asked, his voice back to it's usual coldness.
"I am sorry, Sesshoumaru-sama. Please forgive this Jaken. The child found an odd object and placed it on this humble servant's staff," Jaken said, bowing so low that he looked like he was doing an impression of Inuyasha when the subduing spell had been activated.
"Jaken, take Rin back Ah-Un and wait for me there."
Jaken quickly looked up at his lord and then bowed low again, about to thank his master for not punishing him, but Rin latched onto Sesshoumaru's leg with a cry.
"No. I don't want to leave Sesshoumaru-sama."
Sesshoumaru looked down at the child, then up at Inuyasha and his companions. "Is there somewhere we could sit down and talk," he asked.
Inuyasha watched him for a moment, then nodded. He turned and headed towards his hut, with Kagome right behind Inuyasha, Shippo perched on her shoulder. Sesshoumaru followed after them, his young ward and faithful servant following right behind him.
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